[McMahon] Dirk asked if there’s anything else he wants to accomplish: “I always wanted to win the slam dunk contest.”
在被问道自己还有什么别的成就想要完成时，司机回答说：“我一直都想拿个扣篮大赛冠军。”
[–][UTA] Dell CurryDeathBySuplex 1965 指標 9小時前
Fucking Dirk.
Let him do it.
TMD老司机真的皮，
来来来，让他扣。
[–]SunsMattjew24 565 指標 6小時前
”Here we are, the NBA Dunk Contest is finally here! It’s been a long season and we’re all excited to see what these athletic players have in store for us!”
“欢迎大家收看本届NBA全明星周末的扣篮大赛！这个赛季很漫长，我们终于等到了这一刻。所有人都很激动，迫不及待地想看看这些运动能力爆炸的球员们将为我们带来什么！”
”Dirk Nowitzki is up next, the long time Maverick veteran and NBA champion. Here we go, Nowitzki standing top of the 3pt line. He looks fierce, zoned in! Here we go, Dirk taking it to the rim! Oh! An alley oop off the backboard! But wait, he landed before he could catch his own lob! I’ve never seen that before, what creativity! A layup in the dunk contest?! Judges are deliberating... a perfect 10!!! Dirk wins!”
“下一位登场的是德克-诺维斯基，独行侠老将和NBA总冠军拥有者。开始了！老司机先站在了三分线弧顶位置，他看上去气势汹汹又非常专注。来了，老司机带球向篮筐冲去！天哪，是一记自抛自扣！可是，等等，他在接住球之前就落地了！我从没见过这样的操作，充满创造力的操作！扣篮大赛里玩了一个上篮？！评委们正在考虑……完美10分！！！老司机赢下了本届扣篮大赛！”
[–]Kebab-King 134 指標 5小時前
Darrell Armstrong actually did a layup in the dunk contest once, so Dirk is just paying homage to that
达雷尔-阿姆斯特朗还真在扣篮大赛里玩过一记上篮，所以老司机只是在致敬他。
视频：达雷尔-阿姆斯特朗在扣篮大赛里上篮>>
[–][DAL] Dirk NowitzkiLogansGambit 96 指標 4小時前
Dwight Howard won a dunk contest where he didn't even dunk it so Dirk can too.
德怀特-霍华德拿扣篮大赛冠军那年他甚至都没把那球扣进（而是砸进），所以我软也行。
[–]Kebab-King 95 指標 4小時前
"Check the range on this dunk" -nets 3 pointer-
“瞅瞅这个扣篮的距离吧！”-德克三分球入网-
[–]KnicksSurgicalz 769 指標 9小時前
If reddit needs to accomplish one thing this NBA season it's getting Dirk to the dunk contest
话题区需要在本赛季取得的成就：把老司机搞去参加扣篮大赛。
[–]ThatSportsGuy98 107 指標 8小時前
Reddit makes dreams a reality
话题区让梦想成真。
[–][GSW] Stephen Curryec20 576 指標 8小時前
Dirk should enter the dunk contest and all his gimmicks should be based on the setup (e.g. some stuntman lights himself *河蟹*, does three backflips, and jumps over two people and then throws an alley oop to Dirk who's been standing next to the basket during the entire setup)
老司机应该参加一次扣篮大赛，而且他所有的噱头可以放在现场的布置上（比如找个特技演员把自己点着，来三次后空翻，然后飞跃2人，再给老司机传出一个空接，而老司机全程站在篮筐旁边就可以了）。
[–]MavericksTexasCoconut 205 指標 5小時前
When Stoudamire did the contests, Nash's passes were as flashy as the dunks.
独行侠球迷：斯塔德迈尔参加扣篮大赛那回，纳什传球的酷炫程度丝毫不逊扣篮。
[–]NuggetsEricStoltz-MaskMorty 252 指標 8小時前*
Haven't tuned in for the dunk contest since Blake jumped over the Kia because of the cringey skits and it just being generally uninteresting nowadays. I would absolutely watch Dirk throw down some simple two handers and enjoy it more than I have in years.
掘金球迷：自从格里芬飞跃起亚汽车那届之后我再没看过扣篮大赛了，因为那剧本实在编得太尴尬了，而且总体上来讲，现在的扣篮大赛就是没那么有趣了。但如果老司机出阵，我是绝对会看的。哪怕是他的双手灌篮都会给予我这些年最极致的享受。
[–]Lakersuunngghh 291 指標 8小時前
I'd watch the Gordon/LaVine contest in entirety. It was really entertaining.
湖人球迷：我倒很乐意一秒不落地看阿龙-戈登vs扎克-拉文的PK，简直太有观赏性了。
[–]Pistonsaa1475 77 指標 5小時前
That was the best dunk contest in a long time
没错，那届是很长时间以来最佳的一次扣篮大赛。
[–][TOR] DeMar DeRozankilladomain 86 指標 5小時前
Could be argued that it was the best one ever.
甚至可以说那届就是历史最佳。
[–]Raptorschrilope 221 指標 9小時前
DO IT
支持老司机参赛。
[–]Celticsfdahood 119 指標 9小時前
Good idea. IT and Dirk at this years slam dunk contest.
好主意啊，这赛季让小托马斯和老司机参加扣篮大赛。
[–]Celticsfdahood 122 指標 9小時前
Yah boi still has probably at least a 4 inch vertical.
老司机现在应该还有个10厘米的弹跳高度。
[–]Hornetsskepticdoubt 194 指標 9小時前
*Dennis Smith Jr. looks over*
"So the student has become the master."
*丹尼斯-史密斯撇来一眼*
“看来，青出于蓝胜于蓝了。”[译注1]
[译注1]星战系列电影中，达斯-维达（安纳金-天行者）对自己的老师欧比旺-克诺比说过的话。
[–][NYK] Frank NtilikinaFrankNtilikinaOcean 77 指標 9小時前
Let him be an extra, Silver... COME ON
让司机成为额外的那个参赛选手吧！萧华为民做主啊！
[–][CLE] DeSagana DiopthatNBAguyFIERI 258 指標 9小時前
Well guys let’s start campaign #DirkfortheDunk19
咱现在就开始为老司机造势吧，#德克2019扣篮大赛
[–]Heatphatwithaphd 197 指標 7小時前
That's a terrible hashtag.
I nominate #dunknowitzki
你这个话题标签不行。
我提名：#老司机现在就扣[译注2]
[译注2]美国网友用了德克的姓Nowitzki的前三个字母now，玩了个语音梗。
Dirk cursed out Mark Cuban during a game in the 2010-2011 season: "Cuban’s yelling at Dirk because he had just made a mistake or something happened...Dirk passed the ball back into play with one hand and as he pulled out his mouth guard with the other hand he shouted, “Shut the f**k up!” at Cuban."
在2010-11赛季的一场比赛中，德克-诺维斯基曾大骂自己球队的老板马克-库班：“当时库班在对着德克大叫，因为德克刚完成了一次失误，或者有别的什么事情发生……结果，德克在用一只手发球的同时用另一只手将牙套摘了出来，并对库班大喊：“把特么嘴闭上！”
[–]CompleteTheProcess 599 指標 11小時前
I kinda miss when Cuban would be acting a fool on the sidelines every game
我有点想念那个每场比赛都在场边犯蠢的库班了。
[–]TMNT-32 173 指標 5小時前
Steve Ballmer took that position over
快船老板史蒂夫-鲍尔默已接过库班的大旗。
[–]Nets Tankwagondossier762 64 指標 5小時前
He took that way too far tho
但鲍尔默有点玩得太过了。
[–]LakersJayveesac 1177 指標 11小時前*
Little did Cuban know that he pissed off Dirk so much that Nowitzki decided to go god mode in the playoffs and win the championship
让库班万万没有想到的是，他把司机气得决定在季后赛里开启上帝模式一路带领球队夺冠。
[–]KnicksHokageEzio 499 指標 11小時前
He sure showed him. That'll teach Mark not to yell at his players again.
库班傻了吧！德克真的是给了点他颜色看看！库班这下知道以后不能不再冲自己的球员大喊大叫了！
[–]NBAzxc123zxc123 234 指標 9小時前
[Kelly Iko] Dirk extremely upset in the 2011 NBA finals, slams the wall heading into the locker room. Someone with the Mavericks yells “Dirk come on, quit being a f***ing pussy!” [It] was Mark Cuban
2011年总决赛，德克在球员通道里非常沮丧，走回更衣室时砸了下墙。独行侠某个制服组人员大叫：“德克差不多行了，别特么娘们唧唧的！“这个人正是马克-库班。[译注3]
[译注3]此段出自
[美国JRs之声]森林狼的混乱更衣室关系大起底：巴特勒跟唐斯和威金斯两人都不和?
[–]NBAButtCrackFTW 125 指標 10小時前
“He got me,” Cuban said of Dirk's yelling at him. "That f***ing Dirk boomed me."
Cuban added, “He’s so German,” repeating it four times.
Cuban then said he wanted to add Dirk to the list of players he doesn't want to trade this summer.
“他逮住我了“，库班这么说德克对他大喊。“MLGBD德克咣叽就给我炸了一下，”库班补充道。“他是真特么的日耳曼”，库班重复了四遍。后来库班表示，他要把德克加到这个夏天他不会交易走的球员名单当中。[译注4]
[译注4]此段出自
[美国JRs之声]詹姆斯曾盛赞隔扣自己的塔特姆并关注其Ins，连说四遍“他太棒了！”
[–]GrizzliesTheGROAT 151 指標 9小時前
r/nba needs some new material
话题区需要一些新梗了。
[–]76ersEggianoScumaldo 115 指標 8小時前
We’re trying, Jennifer
我们也在尝试呢，Jennifer。[译注5]
[译注5]出自NBA球员CJ-麦科勒姆回应球迷。
[–]ColdWorldGotHotter 346 指標 11小時前
Butler cursed out Thibs during a game in the 2017-2018 season: "thibs yelling at Butler because he had just bullied KAT or wiggins ...Butler demanded a $155 million contract in one moment and demanded a trade the next moment then shouted, “Shut the f**k up!” at Thibs”
在2017-18赛季的一场比赛中，吉米-巴特勒曾破口大骂自己球队的主帅汤姆-锡伯杜：“当时锡伯杜对着巴特勒大叫，因为后者刚刚欺负了唐斯或者维金斯……一分钟前巴特勒要求得到一份1.55亿美元的合同，而一分钟后巴特勒又要求被球队交易并对着锡伯杜大喊：你特么把嘴闭上！”
[–]NBAMintastic 90 指標 10小時前
JR Smith cursed out Lebron James during a finals game in the 2017-2018 season: "Lebron’s yelling at JR because he had just made a mistake or something happened...JR passed the ball as the quarter ended and as he pulled out his mouth guard with the other hand he shouted, “What the f**k is the score?!” at Lebron."
在2017-18赛季总决赛的一场比赛中，JR-史密斯曾破口大骂自己的队友勒布朗-詹姆斯：“当时勒布朗在对着JR-史密斯大叫，因为JR-史密斯刚刚失误了或者发生什么别的事了……JR-史密斯在单节比赛结束前一手把球传走，一手摘出口中的牙套并对勒布朗大喊道：特么现在的比分是多少了？！
[–]JabroneLames 156 指標 11小時前
Listen to me you fat amerikanischer burger, ich komme aus Deutchland and i will not tolerate your hillbilly bullshit
你个美国大肥汉堡听好了，我可是从德国来的（原文是德语），老子不会容忍你个乡巴佬的屁话。
[–]Cryptotaco69 842 指標 10小時前
Imagine being a fucking all-star NBA player and future HOF and some fucking tech bro is trying to hound you for making a mistake on the basketball court lmao
想象下，你特么是个NBA全明星而且还是未来名人堂级别的球员，结果一个搞科技的老哥竟然试图因为你篮球场上的一次失误不停地骚扰你，哈哈哈哈。
[–]rmmalfarojr 860 指標 10小時前
Imagine saying shut the fuck up to the guy paying you millions of dollars to play sports as your job and it be accepted as in the moment
想象下，你能对着那个给你数百万美元让你进行体育运动为职的老板说“你特么把嘴闭上”，，而且在那一刻还真就让他闭嘴了。
[–]CRoseCrizzle 372 指標 10小時前*
Both perspectives are valid.
两个角度其实都有道理。
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