Dwight vs. Shaq beef is back
霍华德和奥尼尔又开始互怼啦。
霍华德：如果你想的话，咱们可以来场吐槽对决，我已经为你准备好了十颗上膛子弹。
奥尼尔回复：小不点一边玩去，我只和冠军对决。你不在这个级别，你是属于巴克利那个档次的。还是把注意力放在拿到戒指上吧兄弟。
[–][POR] Damian Lillardkikisnail 5882 指標 23小時前
Why they always gotta bring Barkley into this
为啥他们总是要扯上巴克利呀？
[–]simmonsfultzembiid 2950 指標 23小時前
Imagine a world where Charles was active on social media. Shit would be hilarious af
要是巴克利爱玩社交媒体，那简直得乐死个人啊。
[–]NuggetsEricStoltz-MaskMorty 2629 指標 23小時前
Chuck too real for social media. He killed the Suns nachos, he killed San Antonio women, he kills Shaq regularly, and he killed MJ on Oprah. Chuck the NBA roastmaster.
巴克利太real，社交媒体配不上他。他终结了太阳队烤玉米片[译注1]，终结了圣安东尼奥女人[译注2]，经常终结奥尼尔，还在奥普拉秀上终结过乔丹[译注3]。巴爵爷就是NBA吐槽大师。
[译注1]前年，巴克利曾经疯狂吐槽太阳，说他们的爆米花没味儿、烤玉米片难吃、座位贼赃、停车场全是位子因为根本没人去看。
[译注2]巴克利经常吐槽圣安东尼奥的女人肥胖，并表示维多利亚在那里确实是个秘密，因为她们根本穿不上那些性感内衣。
[译注3]巴克利曾与乔丹共同做客奥普拉秀，而在那期节目上，巴克利曾表示乔丹要是水管工的话根本没人会觉得他帅，他还表示乔丹很抠门。
[–]RaptorsGo_Habs_Go31 174 指標 20小時前*
The Jordan laughing GIF comes from his appearance on Oprah when different models were walking down the runway wearing Air Jordan's new signature line and Chuck unexpectedly walked out at the end totally surprising MJ.
乔丹大笑的GIF就来自那次奥普拉秀。当时各路模特们穿着AJ的新款签名系列在T台走秀，然后巴克利出人意料地在最后突然出现，完全惊到了乔丹。
[–]tokythebandit 108 指標 20小時前
“What about the parking, Chuck?”
“Oh, there’s plenty of parking in Phoenix!”
哈哈哈太阳那个“老巴啊，太阳球馆外的停车场咋样啊？”
“你可甭提了，菲尼克斯停车位简直富裕了去了。”
[–][LAL] Kobe BryantNY-Kobe-6God 851 指標 22小時前
He does it so legit too lmaoo.
而且巴克利还总是一本正经的吐槽终结对手啊哈哈。
[–]Trail Blazersjtl012 754 指標 20小時前
Shaq's only comeback is rings
奥尼尔的唯一回击方法就是拿戒指出来说事。
[–]NBAMig1997 543 指標 20小時前
rengs Ern-eh
戒指！老子有戒指！厄尼（TNT主持人）看到没？
[–]NBAzxc123zxc123 287 指標 19小時前
Enraged Shaq:
"GOOGLE ME!!! CHUCK. GOOGLE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Chuck:
"What's a google?"
愤怒的奥尼尔：
“去谷歌我！！！巴克利，谷歌我！！！！！！！！”
巴克利：
“谷歌是啥？”
Shaq walks off set leaving a trail of salt to get his RINGS.
奥尼尔直接离开录制现场去拿自己的戒指，留下了一路酸水。
[–]MagicBenjaminbuttcrack 2232 指標 23小時前
Hey look it's both of our franchise centers that left for LA.
魔术球迷：快看啊，这是我魔那两个跑路去了洛杉矶的基石中锋啊！
[–][TOR] Sonny Weemswikiman2001 509 指標 22小時前
Careful with Mo
要看好班巴哦。
[–][POR] Patty Millsshickard 203 指標 21小時前
He'll be the first to leave for the Nets
班巴会是第一个前往篮网的魔术基石中锋。
[–]Lakerserizzluh 79 指標 20小時前
it's okay bud, they left us too.
湖人球迷：没关系啦兄弟，奥尼尔和霍华德最后也离开了我们。
[–]Magicwassup-dawg 110 指標 20小時前
Yeah but Shaq gave you championships
魔术球迷：是啊，但是奥尼尔给你们带来了好几个冠军。
[–]Lakerserizzluh 224 指標 19小時前
hey let's not get caught up in the details. what's important is that we're both victims.
湖人球迷：哎呀咱就别纠结细节啦，重点是咱们都是被伤到的人。
[–]RaptorsMvcraptor11 1501 指標 23小時前
Shaq is why kd is on the warriors
It all makes sense now.
奥尼尔就是杜兰特去勇士的原因。
一切都说得通了。
[–]datway_ 491 指標 22小時前
Funny thing is Shaq went at KD too for being ringless when he first joined the Warriors.
有趣的是，在杜兰特刚加入勇士的时候，奥尼尔也因为杜兰特没有戒指怼过他。
[–]tells-many-lies 291 指標 21小時前
Tf did he think KD joined the Warriors for?
卧槽？要不奥尼尔以为杜兰特为啥加入勇士啊？
[–]ThunderDLottchula 158 指標 20小時前
He ain't come to play school
雷霆球迷：大粗人文化水平不高，海涵海涵。
[–]HornetsRobbingtheHood 123 指標 20小時前
It's such a lame reply by Shaq even without the KD ordeal. Like it's just an arbitrary bullshit excluding parameter that's weak af.
It'd be like if someone said something to Dwight and Dwight came back with "I only battle DPOY"...
就算没有杜兰特的事儿，奥尼尔搬戒指出来也是一点意思都没有。就是完全不顾实际情况随便搬出来的一个吐槽，完全没力道嘛。
举个例子吧，好比某人跟霍华德说了点什么，然后霍华德只回一句“我只和最佳防守球员对决”……
[–]CelticsCJMustard 1895 指標 23小時前
With how much rings matter to Shaq, you just know Kobe's "I got one more than Shaq" comment ate away at his soul. I remember they asked him about it on media day when he was with the C's and he said some bullshit like "I don't compete with guards. If Tim Duncan said that it would piss me off". And then a few years later Duncan got one more than Shaq too lol.
凯尔特人球迷：考虑到戒指对奥尼尔来说这么重要，科比那句“我比奥尼尔多一枚戒指”的言论肯定把奥尼尔伤的不轻啊。我记得他们曾经在媒体日上问过奥尼尔这件事，那会儿奥尼尔还为我凯效力呢。然后奥尼尔的回答就很jb扯淡，大概意思是“我不和后卫比。如果是邓肯说了这些话才会让我生气”。然后过了几年，邓肯也比奥尼尔多了一枚戒指哈哈哈。
[–]RaptorsMvcraptor11 769 指標 23小時前
And now recently in the past few years he's said he doesn't consider Tim Duncan a big man.
而且就在过去几年里，奥尼尔曾表示自己不把邓肯看作大个子。
[–]Timberwolves127crazie[] 292 指標 21小時前
Yeah Duncan's always been more of a SG or SF anyways
森林狼球迷：嗯对啊对啊，反正邓肯一直都更像是得分后卫或者小前锋。
[–]Lakerslebbe 104 指標 20小時前
*PG
湖人球迷：应当是控球后卫。
[–]Celticsxenodochial 144 指標 23小時前
凯尔特人球迷：视频链接：在2017年的NBA颁奖典礼上，拉塞尔向获奖的奥尼尔等人表示“我会踢你们的屁股”>>
[–]Spursfastheadcrab 168 指標 21小時前
Shaq is so sensitive. Really great whenever Charles hits back and takes his huge ego down a notch. Can dish it but can't take it.
奥尼尔太敏感了。所以每次巴克利怼回来并让奥尼尔的自负心边儿凉快凉快的时候我都感觉特别爽。奥尼尔能开别人的玩笑但自己却开不起玩笑。
[–]Hornetsblue-dream 122 指標 20小時前
It’s pretty apparent now that Shaq thinks himself the greatest of all time*.
** not counting Bill Russel because he was in a different era.
***and not counting MJ because he’s a guard.
现在很显然的事实是奥尼尔觉得自己是史上最佳。
他不算拉塞尔，因为拉塞尔属于不同时代的球员。
而且他也不算乔丹，因为乔丹是个后卫。
[–]NuggetsBobjumpA 95 指標 20小時前
****And he would have been better than them if he wanted to
而且奥尼尔觉得，自己当年要是努努力就会比这俩人都厉害。
[–]Celticsdeadfeesh 226 指標 23小時前
aw shit you done gone and made dwight go to the warriors
凯尔特人球迷：奥尼尔是想把霍华德也逼去勇士啊。
[–][LAL] Vern MikkelsenEatMyShittyAsshole 198 指標 23小時前
Shaq: Zaza Pachulia and JaVale McGee are lightyears better than Dwight Howard
奥尼尔：帕楚里亚和麦基领先霍华德数光年。
[–]BoosaTheSweet 553 指標 22小時前
Dwight missed a golden chance to trigger Shaq. He could’ve said “Kobe was too tired when I got to LA from carrying your fat ass three times to the finals”. Straight from the Barkley playbook
霍华德错过了一个可以让奥尼尔气炸的最佳机会。他本可以说：“因为科比连续三年扛着你个肥b进总决赛，所以等我到洛杉矶的时候他已经累坏了。”直接采取巴克利的战术就完事了。
[–][SAS] Patty Millsrd3287 214 指標 20小時前
Yes. When Barkley hit him with that "carrying yo fat ass" I lost it
马刺球迷：是啊。当巴克利祭出“扛着你个肥B”那句吐槽的时候，我彻底笑喷了。
[–][POR] Wesley MatthewsAdrianMojnarowski 100 指標 23小時前
What are in his chamber? Kids?
霍华德的枪膛里是啥？两亿精兵吗？
[–][POR] Brandon Roybatangbronse 101 指標 23小時前
one thing for sure, he doesn't shoot blanks
有一点可以确认，霍华德从来不放空炮。
[–][WAS] Gheorghe Muresankubideh_fuckdwight 96 指標 23小時前
we’re starting the season 0-1 cool
奇才球迷：赛季还没开始我们就0-1落后，厉害啊。
[–][LAL] Julius RandleEmNightShyamalan 275 指標 23小時前
Let's analyze this to see what exactly triggered Shaq here
湖人球迷：咱们分析一下，霍华德这番话到底哪里刺激到了奥尼尔？
[–]DwyaneTheCockJohnson 350 指標 23小時前
His fragile ego
玻璃心呗。
[–]CavaliersKgb725 95 指標 20小時前
Why does this sub never think Shaq is joking ?
骑士球迷：为啥话题区从来都不觉得奥尼尔是在开玩笑呢？
[–]BulletsRyanLeafgOaT8 88 指標 20小時前
Because this sub is a bunch of fucking idiots
因为大家都是一群傻X呀。
[–]MagicSchleprok 84 指標 18小時前
Or... because he isn’t joking? We’ve seen Shaq make these types of jokes to Barkley, then get way too serious when Barkely snaps back. What makes you think he’s joking when he talks about rings?
魔术球迷：或者……因为奥尼尔确实不是在开玩笑吧？咱们见过奥尼尔和巴克利开类似的玩笑，可是当巴克利回怼的时候他又当真了。这可是奥尼尔在讨论戒指，你是如何觉得他是在开玩笑呢？
[–][SAS] Avery JohnsonRecycledCan 361 指標 23小時前
Shaq has one insult and that's all he uses. Dwight would destroy him
奥尼尔就会一个侮辱的话，别的啥也不会（冠军戒指）。要是来吐槽对决，霍华德稳赢。
[–][OKC] Russell Westbrooktayroarsmash 695 指標 23小時前
He has other insults, you just don’t have enough rings to have heard them.
他还有别的呢，你就是因为戒指不够多所以不知道。
[–]NuggetsEricStoltz-MaskMorty 153 指標 23小時前
"Tell me how my ass taste..."
（当年隔空diss科比）“告诉我，我的屁股尝起来怎么样……”
[–]Warriorskris_takahashi 91 指標 23小時前
He's got two actually, "Ringz erneh" and variations of "Your mom."
勇士球迷：：事实上奥尼尔有两点能拿来吐槽：“戒指戒指”和各种各样的“你妈”。
[–]Warriorsjaqueass 74 指標 22小時前
Dwight does know a lot of moms.
勇士球迷：霍华德确实是认识不少妈妈。
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