勒布朗-詹姆斯已经受够了洛杉矶当地的记者。有一个记者问勒布朗：“你（在训练时）穿6号球衣有什么特别的原因吗？”詹姆斯回复道：“训练时穿6号球衣已经是我很久的习惯了。我现在开始觉得，你们很多人才认出来我是谁。”
LeBron already fed up with LA journalists. Reporter: "Is there a particular reason you are wearing number 6?" LeBron: "I've worn 6 in practice for a long time. I'm starting to figure out a lot of you guys are just now recognizing who I am."
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[–]RocketsSuperawesomecoolman 2553 指標 1 天前
Damn LeBron is so sassy in LA right off the bat.
火箭球迷：我去，勒布朗刚来洛杉矶就这么犀利了啊。
[–]NBAYourMajesty90 1483 指標 1 天前
Old man stage. No fucks left to give.
老头子。处于啥都不在乎的状态。
[–]thegoodest 451 指標 1 天前
Entering that vino stage. A la Kobe
他也步入“vino”[译注1]的阶段了。科比微微一笑。
[译注1]Vino是科比生涯后期一位朋友给他起的绰号，本意是葡萄酒，由于红酒封存时间越长就越醇香，这里用于形容科比在生涯末期也能有上佳表现。
[–][LAL] Kobe Bryantdakak36 126 指標 1 天前
Let's hope the vino stage yields more team success this time
湖人球迷：那我希望这次的vino阶段可以带来更多的球队成功吧……
[–]Lakersmillenniumpianist 56 指標 21小時前
Let's just start with no injuries.
湖人球迷：先别要求太多，咱就从“不受伤”开始吧。
[–]Charlotte Hornetsslickestwood 294 指標 1 天前
He turns heel whenever he leaves Cleveland.
每次勒布朗离开克利夫兰都会大大改变自己的行事方式啊。
[–]Celticsjwd2213 96 指標 1 天前
It's fantastic
凯尔特人球迷：简直太精彩了。
[–]Cavalierspita4912 152 指標 1 天前
It’s because he has been constantly disrespected from the moment he has signed here. It’s been weird as a cavs fan in LA the last few months
骑士球迷：这是因为詹姆斯自签约湖人后就一直不被尊重。最近几个月以来，作为一个在洛杉矶生活的骑士球迷，我的感觉太奇怪了。
[–]LakersQuesly 177 指標 21小時前*
some people in our fanbase who I'm pretty sure have some sort of mental handicap aren't happy that we signed literally the best player in the league.
湖人球迷：我湖球迷里有些人绝对存在某种心理障碍，他们竟然对我湖签下了联盟中最棒的球员感到不满。
[–]LakersNickk_Jones 47 指標 20小時前
Kobe is my favorite of all time, the reason I love basketball and I couldn’t be more psyched. Kobe himself is excited so I don’t know what’s wrong with these people.
湖人球迷：科比是我历史上最喜欢的球星，他就是我爱上篮球的原因。然而就连我也对詹姆斯的到来感到无比激动。科比自己都感到很兴奋，所以我不知道这些人哪根筋搭错了。
[–][CLE] LeBron JamesSomali_Kamikaze 1092 指標 1 天前
His hairline was looking extra crisp during media day. Wtf happened to it between then and now?
骑士球迷：詹姆斯的发际线在媒体日那天看上去还挺浓密的啊，我了个艹，这几天都发生了啥啊？
[–]Warriorscontigowater 1563 指標 1 天前
Paint wears off
勇士球迷：掉漆了。
[–]Mavericksrosewoods 171 指標 1 天前
Anyone know what kind of headband that is
有人知道詹姆斯戴的是哪种发带吗？（见主楼）
[–]Sunsballsohardicus 704 指標 1 天前
Gotta be Nike
我觉着，应该得是耐克牌的吧？
[–]Lakerspm_me_cheesy_bread 78 指標 1 天前
I laughed way too hard at this comment
楼上这老哥的回复简直笑死我了。
[–]BulletsCeltics89 58 指標 23 小時前
I laughed harder because I pictured somebody laughing hard at that comment
想象有人对着这条评论大笑的场景让我笑得更开心了。
[–]trelium06 151 指標 1 天前
I feel like he gets work done every off season.
我感觉勒布朗每个休赛期都要去做个头发啊。
[–]Nuggetspapajustify99 127 指標 1 天前
He should have gone the MJ route a long time ago and shaved that shit off. He'd look beast with a shaved head.
他早就应该学习迈克尔-乔丹把他那jb玩意全剃掉啦。光头勒布朗看起来一定会是一头野兽。
[–][MIN] Andrew WigginsFermorian 77 指標 23小時前
That video of him right at the start of last offseason with the shaved head cemented that he needs to shave that shit.
去年休赛期开始时网上有一段视频，那里面的詹姆斯就剃了光头，这让我确信，勒布朗真的应该把头剃干净。
[–][TOR] DeMar DeRozanMosKweli 48 指標 1 天前
He does, surprised he doesn’t just get the plugs
勒布朗确实每年休赛季都会去做头发。但是令我惊讶的是他居然没有直接做个植发。
[–]76ersmoneyball32 68 指標 23小時前
He had a transplant. That's how his hairline got back up. The only problem is he had a hair transplant before he was done balding, which is why his hairline at his temples is flawless but he got a big ol liberty-bell shaped bald spot in the center of his head.
Reminder to only consider a hair transplant if you're older than 35 and aren't still in the process of balding
他确实做了植发，所以他的发际线比以前更低了。唯一的问题在于，詹姆斯是在开始秃顶之前就做了植发。这就是他太阳穴附近的发际线完美无瑕，但是头顶中央有一个钟型的部位没有头发的原因。友情提示，如果你考虑植发，最好在35岁之后，并且并不处于秃顶的过程中。
[–]PistonsRock3tDoge 117 指標 1 天前
Man I wish he would just shave it. He'd look so badass with the bald head thick beard combo
我是真的希望他能把头发剃了，大光头加上大胡子的勒布朗绝对是狠人一枚啊。
[–]RaptorsFrobe08 636 指標 1 天前
Biggest mistake that reporter did was not doing his homework about LeBron on r/nba
这个记者犯的最大的错误就是没有在话题区好好学习，预习有关勒布朗的功课。
[–]klawhileonard 449 指標 1 天前
Lebron “Russell Westbrook” James
勒布朗-“拉塞尔-威斯布鲁克”-詹姆斯。
[–]Spursfourpinz8 280 指標 1 天前
“I’m out man, y’all nibbas tripping.”
“我撤了，喃们都特么疯了吧。”[译注2]
[译注2]有一次一位记者问威少“你觉得是爵士赢了这场比赛，还是你们输了这场比赛？”
威少一脸懵逼，说“什么玩意？你说啥呢啊”，“我撤了，喃们都特么疯了吧。”
[–]blackpenance 73 指標 1 天前
This subreddit would explode
詹姆斯要是这么回答，话题区估计得炸。
[–]Lakerslakerswiz 242 指標 1 天前
What reporter was it?
湖人球迷：这位记者是谁啊？
[–][LAL] Vern MikkelsenEatMyShittyAsshole 165 指標 1 天前
Woj
湖人球迷：Woj呗。手动狗头。
[–][LAC] CJ Williamswinkerpack 327 指標 1 天前
Windhorst
快船球迷：Brian Windhorst呗。手动狗头。[译注3]
[译注3]布莱恩-温德霍斯特（Brian Windhorst ）是ESPN著名体育记者，从詹姆斯高中时期就开始跟踪报道他。被戏称为詹姆斯的御用记者。
[–][CLE] Steve Kerrlethalitykd 599 指標 1 天前
windhorst knows what boxers size lebron wears, fuck u think he doesn't know jersey numbers? Smh
骑士球迷：他连詹姆斯穿多大码的内裤的知道，你TMD居然觉得他不知道勒布朗的球衣号码？拉倒吧。
[–][LAL] Kareem Abdul-JabbarADONBILIVID 265 指標 1 天前
Windhorst knows Lebrons dick size to the nanometer
湖人球迷：他甚至知道勒布朗老二的尺寸，精确到纳米哦。
[–][LAL] Andrew Bynumwwgaray 122 指標 1 天前
Damn. Maybe he'd be able to measure mine.
湖人球迷：艹精确到纳米？那他大概能测量我老二的长度了。
[–]HeatSockUnicorn 263 指標 1 天前
He said he can only measure down to nanometers.
热火球迷：想要测你的话，那还得往下降降纬度，做不到啊。
[–][GSW] Zarko CabarkapaIAmNotKevinDurant_35 139 指標 1 天前
Lebron must be new to this town
勇士球迷：勒布朗一定是新来的吧（竟然对洛杉矶的媒体尿性感到惊讶）。
[–]Ghenges 203 指標 1 天前
The greatest thing that can ever happen out of him moving to LA is if he be became a villain... to the city. Imagine him taking the "yes I play here but fuck you and your city" attitude, lol.
勒布朗加盟湖人后可能发生的最有趣的事情莫过于此：他变成了这座城市的大反派。想象一下，要是勒布朗直接表示“没错，我的确为湖人效力，但是去TMD洛杉矶和洛杉矶的球迷们”，那该多精彩啊哈哈哈。
[–]LakersDorienG 54 指標 1 天前
LeBron lives in LA in the off-season. The only way he becomes a Gillian here is if he acts like Dwight Howard or tries to become LeGM, and I doubt Magic would let him do that.
湖人球迷：勒布朗休赛期一直都是住在洛杉矶的。他唯一可能变成洛城大反派的方法就是作出像德怀特-霍华德一样的行为，或者尝试变成“詹经理”，不过我不觉得魔术师会让他这么干。
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