Paul Pierce thinks the earth is flat: "I should be able to [fly] to Russia in 1 hour if the Earth is moving 1,000 mph,”
保罗-皮尔斯认为地球是平的：“要是地球在以每小时1000英里的速度运动（自转）的话，那我应该能在一小时内飞到俄罗斯啊。”
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[–]76ersPhiladelphiaFish 242 指標 4小時前
I feel like half of these misconceptions could be avoided if these dudes took Physics 101 over the course of like a month.
I don't understand the reluctance to learn about something you're unsure about. I guess its easier to make shit up.
我觉得，如果这些人真的上了《初级物理》这门课满一个月左右，他们说出一半的错误认知都完全可以避免。
我不理解，怎么有的人就那么抗拒去了解一些他们所不确定的事情呢？我感觉学习要比瞎jb编容易吧。
[–]Supersonicslady-grinning-soul 2347 指標 5小時前*
Can we get these guys some physics and geography lessons as an event at the all-star game
咱们能不能在全明星赛时举办个活动，让这帮人上一些物理课和地理课？
[–][TOR] Pops Mensah-Bonsushakattack917 603 指標 5小時前
Taught by Dr O'Neal
Who thought Los Angeles was further away from Atlanta than the moon is.
奥尼尔博士授课。
友情提示：奥尼尔认为，洛杉矶与亚特兰大之间的距离比洛杉矶和月球之间的还要远。
[–][BKN] Vince CarterBoogiesAchilles 159 指標 5小時前
If he mistook the moon for the international space station, or even just assumed that the moon is a similar distance that's not the most outrageous thing I've ever heard. Maybe Shaq heard that the space station was only like 60 miles or whatever up, and then assumed that the moon is what like 2, 3, 4 times further than that? Who fuckin knew the moon is like 8 million miles away
要是奥尼尔把月球错认为国际空间站，或者甚至只是猜想月球没那么远的话，那倒还不算是我听过的最离谱的言论。可能奥尼尔听说空间站离地表只有大概60英里那么远，然后就以为月球的距离是它的两三倍或者四倍？谁TM知道呢。月球距离地球有差不多800万英里呢。
[–][TOR] Pops Mensah-Bonsushakattack917 114 指標 5小時前*
If he mistook the moon for the international Space Station
Turner Sports should drug test him.
“要是奥尼尔把月球错当成了国际空间站。”
TNT电视台该给他做个药检了。
[–]tacotuesdaysssss 77 指標 2小時前
Can we get a segment on TNT where people just like use these analogies to refute their claims and show them how dumb they sound. Then give them a physics lesson and explain to them how it works
TNT能不能搞这样一个环节：大家伙用这些类推的理论来反驳他们的言论，让人们看看他们说的话显得有多蠢。然后给他们上一堂物理课，解释解释其中的原理。
[–]Raptorsimlesmartest 468 指標 4小時前
Ya! Like when you’re on a subway and jump you go flying to the back of the train
嚯嚯，这就好像，你坐地铁时跳一下能直接飞到列车的尾部。
[–]Knicksshrinkwrappedzebra1 293 指標 5小時前
I should be able to walk from the back car to the front in just two seconds if the train is moving at 100mph
“要是列车以每小时100英里的速度运行的话，那我花不了两秒就能从车尾走到车头啊。”
[–]Lakersthemoonwatchersclub 1372 指標 5小時前
R E L A T I V EV E L O C I T Y
"if i jump inside of a moving bus i should go flying to the back of the bus window"
相 对 速 度 啊！
“要是我在一辆正移动的公交车里面跳一下，我应该飞到公交车尾部的玻璃上啊。”
[–]WizardsBLKMNMLST 49 指標 4小時前
Ok I know that stuff us real and all. But how does that work for airplanes, which are in the air all the time. How does relative velocity still effect them? Genuine question.
好，我知道你们说的这些都是真的。但是怎么在飞机上也是这样呢，飞机可是一直在空中啊。相对速度怎么还能影响到飞机上的人啊？诚恳求问。
[–]Jazzcrownsontheground 340 指標 4小時前
The atmosphere rotates with the earth.
大气跟着地球旋转。
[–][LAL] Didier Ilunga-Mbengagive_me_taquitos 129 指標 2小時前
More accurately, it's because the plane is already moving at the speed of the earth's surface before it takes off. Everything else it does is relative to the surface.
更准确地说是因为飞机起飞前就已经在以地球表面的速度运动了。飞机做的其他一切运动都是相对于地表本身来说的。
[–]RaptorsBismackMyBiyombo 543 指標 5小時前
something in that boston water
波士顿水有毒吧。
[–]LakersSkorua 160 指標 5小時前
That's why their lobsters are so big
怪不得波士顿的龙虾那么大。
[–]HuskiesShermanator91 372 指標 5小時前
do you guys think paul pierce also pretended to be hurt but instead pooped his pants for every single physics class he has ever taken
你们觉不觉得，保罗-皮尔斯上每节物理课时也会假装受伤来给他拉裤子的事儿打掩护呢？[译注1]
[译注1]美国一直流传着一个说法：皮尔斯在2008年总决赛中痛苦受伤被轮椅推下场没多久后又满血复活其实是他装的，真相是他拉裤子了。
[–]76ersIMLOwl 252 指標 5小時前
Can't wait for him to say KD should win DPOY.
我就等皮尔斯啥时候来一句“杜兰特应该拿下年度最佳防守球员”。
[–]CelticsAffectionateZombie 132 指標 3小時前
"If we're being honest, Zaza Pachulia got some of the best sportsmanship in the league"
皮尔斯：“说实话，扎扎-帕楚利亚是联盟里最具体育道德风尚的人之一了。”
[–]Warriorswafino1 144 指標 3小時前
he poops his pants
he thinks they love him like Kobe
he flops and played for the Clippers
勇士球迷：他拉裤子；
他觉得大伙儿像爱科比一样爱自己[译注2]
他假摔，还曾为快船效力。
[译注2]格林对老皮喷的垃圾话的内容之一：“你得不到退役巡演的，你以为你科比啊？他们没那么爱你。”
[–]Thunderlimark 343 指標 5小時前
I thought passing highschool was a requirement to get in the NBA...
我之前还以为高中毕业是进NBA的必要前提呢……
[–][TOR] Pops Mensah-Bonsushakattack917 171 指標 5小時前
Lol these guys have nerds doing homework for them
你以为呢，这些哥都是找书呆子同学帮自己做功课的。
[–]Mr_Unbiased 54 指標 5小時前
Lol educational system is a joke. It's a glorified day care.
呵呵咱的教育体系就是个笑话。不过是美化的托儿所罢了。
[–][UTA] Mark EatonSwatLakeCity 53 指標 3小時前
You can't blame athletes not knowing 8th grade physics on the school system, these dudes just didn't try to learn. The education system has vast room for improvement but this particular dumbassery from Pierce isn't the school's fault, he's just content being ignorant of something other kids in the same American public school system learned just fine.
你不能责怪运动员不清楚学校体系下八年级的物理知识啊，他们就是没有尝试去学习哪怕半点知识。现有的教育体系有着很大的提升空间，但是皮尔斯所展露出的这种极为愚蠢的表现不能归咎于学校。同样处在美国公立学校体系下，其他孩子们就学明白了这些基础物理知识啊，只是皮尔斯自己甘愿做白痴而已。
Blame the individual teachers, coaches, administrators and parents who allow their children to graduate with a 5th grade reading level just because they're fast and can jump high.
要怪就得怪那些老师、教练、行政人员和家长们。就因为他们的孩子跑得快跳得高，他们就允许孩子以五年级的阅读水平毕业。
[–]Celticssirhumphry 94 指標 5小時前
Everyone is saying basketball players should be able to voice their opinions about stuff outside of basketball, but what they don't realize is basketball players on average are as stupid as any of us and that is pretty fucking stupid
凯尔特人球迷：每个人都说篮球运动员应该表达他们对篮球以外的事物的看法，然而他们没有意识到的是篮球运动员的平均智商跟咱们大家伙一个德行，所以太特么蠢就不要乱讲话了。
[–]CelticsPulp501 835 指標 5小時前
Shut the fuck up Pierce. Public figures spreading this shit is so irresponsible. I would compare flat earthers to anti vaxxers. Anti vaxxers are a more immediate problem but they're both generally anti science, and if guys like Kyrie and Pierce are convincing young kids and gullible adults that the earth is flat I feel like that also makes it more likely that those people will go on to believe other ridiculous shit.
凯尔特人球迷：皮尔斯闭上你臭嘴。公众人物散布这种屁话是非常不负责任的行为。在我看来，地平论者就好比反对疫苗接种的人。后者造成了更加紧急的问题，但是他们总体来看都是反科学的。如果像欧文还有皮尔斯这样的人使孩子们和容易受骗的成年人们相信地球是平的，那我觉得他们以后还更有可能去相信一些其他荒谬的说法。
[–]RaptorsKluey 141 指標 4小時前
Anti vaxxers are a much bigger problem because it literally can kill people.
反对疫苗接种人群是个更大的问题，因为那是真的能害人丧命。
[–][POR] Damian Lillardsomethingnotyettaken 72 指標 3小時前
Flat earthers are teaching children not to believe science, which is very dangerous in our current era.
地平论者在教育孩子们不要相信科学，在我们现在所处的时代，这种做法非常危险。
[–]SpursThehelloman0 135 指標 5小時前
What do these morons think cause different sunset and sunrise times? They've flown all over the country and to Canada, so they had to see this change constantly. What do they have to say about things like Eratosthenes' experiment that proved the earth is spherical over 2 millenia ago? Do they think all the pictures of space are fake? Paul Pierce is a fucking idiot
那这些球员觉得日出和日落时间为什么不一样啊？他们在全国飞来飞去，还经常飞去加拿大，所以理论上来说，他们应该不得不经常看到这种变化啊。埃拉托色尼实验早在两千年前就证明了地球是圆的了，他们对此作何看法啊？难道他们觉得所有的太空照片都是假的么？保罗-皮尔斯是真TM的蠢。
[–][UTA] Mark EatonSwatLakeCity 63 指標 3小時前*
Kyrie has done promotional stuff in China and Japan too, and he is an Australian citizen. He has all the personal experience anyone could ever need to see that the world is round but instead he chooses to believe some lunatics on YouTube instead of his own eyes.
欧文在中国和日本也做过宣传活动，而且他还是个澳大利亚公民呢。一个人为了明白地球是圆的所需要的个人经历欧文都有啊，结果，他反倒选择相信YouTube上的一些疯子，而不是自己的双眼。
Also, yes they believe NASA doctors all photos of Earth, if not entirely fakes them, and that airplane windows are curved to give the illusion of a curved horizon, among other conspiracies.
还有，就算他们不是真的相信NASA完全伪造了所有的地球照片，他们也相信NASA对那些照片无一例外地做了手脚。其他阴谋论还包括：飞机的窗户都是曲面的，从而给人地平线是弯曲的错觉。
I've been told by an old co-worker that the Cold War was faked to distract everyone so America and the USSR could team up and continue to perpetrate the conspiracy, since they both acknowledged the other getting into space and obviously its a lie so why else would they cover for their supposed mortal enemies?
一个老同事曾告诉我说冷战是假的，它是用来转移所有人视线的，这样美国和苏联就可以合作继续搞地圆说的阴谋。因为，美苏都承认了对方成功进入了太空（注意，大前提是这些人认为人类进入太空显然是谎言），所以，如果冷战不是假的，美苏没理由给自己不共戴天的敌人打掩护啊？
[–]SpursMuchoZucko 224 指標 4小時前
Someone explain to Paul Pierce that relative velocity is the reason you can shoot a basketball without it ending up in Russia.
I hope to fucking god he's joking.
快来个人跟保罗-皮尔斯解释下，相对速度正是你投篮时不会把球扔到俄罗斯的原因啊！
我是真TM希望皮尔斯只是在开玩笑而已。
[–]KingsBIizard 259 指標 4小時前
Yeah he's an idiot
是，皮尔斯就是个蠢货。
[–]LakersDudeWTH 600 指標 4小時前
Paul Pierce shit his pants in the 2008 NBA Finals
湖人球迷：保罗-皮尔斯在2008年NBA总决赛上拉裤子了。
[–]Maverickswd40fragrance 107 指標 4小時前
Paul Pierce actually thinks his poop hit his pantaloons at 1,000 mph
实际上保罗-皮尔斯觉得他的翔以每小时1000英里的速度击中了自己的紧身裤呢。
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