為什麼要在晚上洗澡？
1. The obvious advantage to showering at night is that you don’t have to get up so early.
非常明顯的一個好處就是，不用早起。
2. “But showering is what wakes me up in the morning,” I hear you cry. Just wash your face instead.
“但是，早上洗澡才能喚醒我。”聽到你磨嘰了，那洗個臉就行了。
It wakes you up, but less of you gets wet, so it’s better.
這能喚醒你，而且，你還不用全部打溼，這樣更好。
3. Sure, night showerers might have the occasional bedhead, but that just makes us a more relaxed crowd.
是的，晚上洗澡有時候會讓你頭髮凌亂，但卻能讓我們更加放鬆。
Also it is possible to style your hair in the morning without washing it. That’s what buns were invented for.
而且，早上還是可以再給頭髮造型的啊，不然髮髻被髮明出來幹啥的？
4. We’re the experts at getting ready quickly.
我們都是快速整理好的專家。
5. Which means we have more time for breakfast.
意思就是我們早上有很多的早餐時間。
Eating > washing.
吃＞洗漱
6. Our sheets stay clean for longer.
我們的床單可以更久地保持乾淨。
7. And of course we get to enjoy this feeling on a regular basis.
當然，我們平時也可以享受這感覺。
當你剛刮完毛，就有乾淨的床單。
8. The evening shower is a sacred time of unwinding that prepares us perfectly for sleep.
晚上洗澡是一段神聖的時光，讓我們迎接完美的睡眠。
9. Showering at night means we get to spend as long as we like standing in the warm hot water.
晚上洗澡，意味著我們想在熱水下淋多久就淋多久。
10. After we get out of the shower, we get to spend as long as we like towel-lounging.
從浴室出來之後，我們想在浴巾裡裹多久就裹多久。
11. And we get to blow-dry for comfort rather than for shiny hair.
還可以怎麼舒服就怎麼吹。
12. We don’t have to deal with waiting for the shower to get warm when we’re all cold and tired.
我們不用再操心水會等得太久才會熱。
13. We never have to waste valuable time we could be asleep queuing for the shower in the morning.
我們永遠不用浪費寶貴的時間，排著隊等著洗澡。
Fact: There is nothing worst than dragging yourself out of bed only to have to wait in a cold corridor for 10 minutes.
沒有什麼比把自己從床上拽起來，然後在冷冷的走廊裡等10分鐘更糟了。
14. You can fully enjoy getting panda eyes knowing it will make taking your make off so much easier and more fun.
你可以好好娛樂一下自己的熊貓眼，原來卸妝也可以很好玩。
15. The extra little burst of energy you get after your night shower means you can prep for the next day.
那一點點在你晚上洗完澡的額外爆發能量，意味著你可以準備好下一天。
Did you know?
你知道嗎？
And anyone who voluntarily gets up earlier to make themselves all wet must be a different species.
那些自願早起，然後把自己打溼的人，肯定是另外一個物種。
你習慣早上還是晚上洗澡呢？
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