當生活拿錘子掄向你的時候，只要捶不死你 ，你就有機會掄回去。
When life swings at you with a hammer, as long as you can't beat yourself to death, you have a chance to swing back.
蛇不知道自己有毒，人不知道自己有錯。
Snakes don't know they're poisonous, people don't know they're wrong.
我偽裝成騙子，人們就說我是個騙子；
我充闊 ，人人以為我是闊佬；
我故作冷淡，人人說我是個無情的傢伙。
然而， 當我真的痛苦萬分，不由得呻吟時，人人卻認為我在無病呻吟。
When I pretend to be a liar, people call me a liar;
I pretend to be rich. Everyone thinks I'm rich;
I pretend to be cold, everyone says I'm a ruthless guy.
However, when I was really in great pain and could not help moaning, everyone thought I was moaning without illness.
他有本事輕易放手，我就有脾氣轉身就走。
If he has the ability to let go easily, I will turn around and leave.
我在二十一歲那年，喜歡上一個哥哥，喜歡得不行，喜歡是真的，不行也是真的。
When I was 21 years old, I liked a brother. I couldn't like him. It was true that I liked him. It was also true that I couldn't.
生活中遇到傻逼怎麼辦？支持他一切觀點，把他培養成大傻逼。
How to deal with a fool in life? Support all his views and train him to be a big fool.
原來打電話的時候“您撥打的電話正在通話中，請不要掛斷”是真的在通話中，而“您撥打的電話正在通話中，請稍後再撥”是已經掛了。你看，連中國移動都會撒謊。
"The call you dialed is in the process of calling, please don't hang up" is really in the process of calling, while "the call you dialed is in the process of calling, please dial later" is already hung up. You see, even China Mobile lies.
現在人和人之間的矛盾，主要是來源於有那麼一撥人，慣於用聖人的標準衡量別人， 用賤人的標準要求自己。
Now the contradiction between people mainly comes from a group of people who are used to measuring others by the standards of saints and demanding themselves by the standards of bitches.
隨口答應，還不如認真拒絕。承諾有限，精力緊張，大家可以學習另外兩種技能：隨口拒絕討厭鬼，認真答應心上人。
It's better to say no than to say yes. Commitment is limited, energy is tense, you can learn two other skills: casually refuse to hate people, seriously agree to the sweetheart.
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