春眠不覺曉，“困”境擋不了。
困難不一定讓你倒下，但睏意一定能讓你趴下。
是時候用辯證的方法搬出自己的愛睡覺理由了！
看看俄羅斯英文老師Landysh這組“愛睡覺的人”，裡面每一句話都很有道理呢。
1
I could be a morning person if morning happened around noon.
如果早晨在中午時分來臨，我就可以是個早起的人。
2
Your future depends on your dreams. So go to sleep.
夢想決定未來。所以，再多睡會吧~
* dream既指睡夢，又指夢想，一語雙關
3
I have decided to take exercising more seriously.
Today I move to the left. Tomorrow I go right.
我決定了要好好運動。今天往左邊移動，明天就往右邊動動吧。
4
I am really good at sleeping, I could do it with my eyes closed.
我特別擅長睡覺，我閉上眼睛都可以。
5
A Haiku about out of bed: No no no no no no no no no no no no.
從床上起來時念的一句話是“不要、不要、不要……”
6
Man, time really flies when you take two naps a day.
哎哎，睡兩個午覺一天就過去了。
7
Damn right I’m good in bed. I can stay there all day.
對我來說床上最爽了！我能躺在床上一整天！
8
clinomania (n.) excessive desire to stay in bed
戀床癖：名詞，極度渴望呆在床上
9
Happiness in …not having to set alarm for the next day.
幸福就是不用為明天設定鬧鐘。
10
Newton’s 1st law: A body at rest, wants to stay at rest.
慣性的法則：沉睡的身體想要這樣睡下去。
11
Not a morning person.
我不是能早起的人。
12
Today will be one of those days that even my coffee will need a coffee.
今天如果不一杯接著一杯喝咖啡就會特別困。
13
I want to sleep forever.
我想永遠地睡下去。
14
Am I the only one who calculates how much sleep I can get before going to bed?
是不是隻有我一個人在睡前會算一下能夠睡多久?
15
I want to sleep all the time.
無論何時都想要睡覺。
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