A We unicorns need to stick together.
B Is that a
plunger on your head?A 我們獨角獸要團結在一起。
B 請問你頭上是皮搋子嗎？
A You wanna hang out later?
B Yeah, probably.
A 待會出去玩吧？
B 好呀，可能吧。
A Why are you mad at me?
B Because you called me selfish.
A No, I called you shellfish.
B Well, that is accurate.
A 你為啥生我的氣？
B 因為你叫我自私鬼。
A 不，我叫你貝類。
B 哦，那就對了。
A Aw, man! My antler fell off.
B Yeah, dude. It's shedding season.
A But I have a date tonight.
A 哦！我的鹿角掉了。
B 是的，夥計。到了毛髮脫落的季節。
A 可我晚上還有約會呢。
A Don't talk to buttons, he is in a really bad mood today.
A 別跟紐扣聊天，他今天心情很不好。
A So how are things going with your ex?
B Not so good. I think he might be stalking me.
A What makes you say that?
A 你前男友怎麼樣了？
B 不太好。我覺得他可能在跟蹤我。
A 為啥這麼說？
A It's called a rubik's cube, it's a puzzle. Wanna try?
A How'd it go?
B Not well.
A 這是魔方，一個難題。想試試嗎？
A 玩的怎麼樣了？
B 不太順利。
A They say an elephant never forgets.
B Who said that?
A Um…
A 他們說大象從不忘事。
B 誰說的？
A 呃……
A How is your date going?
B I don't think she is feeling it.
A 約會怎麼樣了?
B 我覺得她沒有任何感覺。
A Apparently, women think this book is really sexy. (Fifty shades of grey)
B Really?
A 顯然女人們認為這本書很有誘惑。（五十度灰）
B 真的嗎？
A Aw, don't be sad.
B I'm not sad, just afraid of height.
A 哦，別難過了。
B 我不是難過，是恐高。
A I'm too drunk to drive. Can I roll with you?
B Sure thing buddy.
A 我醉得厲害開不了車。能載我嗎？
B 當然，夥計。
A Hyey bdger wsatt id up wwan to hsang gout?
B Dude, what? Just call me.
A 嘿老兄，怎木羊，初趣碗嗎？
B 兄弟，你說什麼？打電話給我吧。
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