人生要學會苦中作樂，
下面的“毒舌”，
總有一款能打動你的心~
1
“My prince is not coming on a white horse. He’s obviously riding a turtle somewhere really confused...”
“我的王子並沒有騎著白馬向我走來，很顯然他正在哪兒騎著烏龜困惑不已……”
2
“Dear Bestfriend, please stay in my life forever because you’re one of the best things to ever happen to me.”
“親愛的好朋友，請永遠待在我的生命裡，因為你是我遇到的最美好的事情之一。”
3
“Can I borrow a hug please? I promise!! I’ll give u it back!!”
“我能借個擁抱嗎？我保證我會還給你的！！”
4
“ Never go to bed angry… Stay awake and plot revenge.”
“不要帶著怒氣上床睡覺……保持清醒計劃復仇。”
5
“ I was put on this earth to do two things. Piss people off and make people smile. Which lucky one are you?.”
“我來到世界上有兩個任務。讓別人憤怒和讓別人開心，你屬於哪一類呢？”|
6
“My wallet is like an onion. When I open it, it makes me cry.”
“我的錢包像洋蔥一樣。當我打開它時，它會讓我哭泣。”
7
“I don’t easily trust someone so when I tell you ‘I trust you.’ Don’t make me regret it.”
“我並不輕易相信別人，所以當我跟你說‘我相信你’時，別讓我後悔。”
8
“I made it through the day without beating anyone with a chair. I’d say my people skills are improving!.”
“我度過了沒有用椅子砸別人的一天。我想說我的社交技能正在提高！”
9
“Sometimes I wish I was an octopus, so I could slap 8 people at once.”
“有時我希望自己是一隻章魚，這樣我就能同時扇八個人了。”
10
“Be happy in front of people who don’t like you, ‘it kills them’.”
“在不喜歡的人面前開心，‘這會讓他們痛不欲生’。”
11
“Two mysterious people live in my house. Somebody & nobody. Somebody did it and nobody knows who.”
“兩個神秘人住在我的房子裡。某人＆沒人。某人做的，沒人知道是誰。”
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