“你有打火機嗎?”
“沒有。”
“那你是怎麼點燃我的心的……”
這樣的土味情話,是當下撩妹撩漢的主流。連明星們也開始鬥起土來。
在抖音上,還盛行著一段英語的土話:
Your eyes are so pretty
你眼睛真漂亮
Thank you
謝謝!
But mine are prettier than yours.
但我的眼比你更漂亮
Why?
為什麼
Cause you are in my eyes
因為我眼裡有你啊
看來,鬥起淳樸來,洋氣的英語,也一樣有泥土的芬芳,不信你看。
1
You must be a high test score.
你試卷分數很高吧?
Why?
何出此言?
Because I want to take you home and show you to my mother.
因為我想把你帶回家,給我父母曬曬。
2
Hi, is your name google?
你好,你是叫谷歌吧?
No!Why?
不是啊,什麼情況?
Because you have everything I'm looking for
因為我想找的東西,你都有啊!
(我到底哪裡吸引你了!我改還不行嗎!)
3
Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk past you again?
你相信一見鍾情嗎?如果沒有的話,要不我再從你身邊經過一次?
4
If nothing lasts forever…Will you be my nothing?
如果說沒有什麼能天長地久……那你能做我的“沒有什麼”嗎?
5
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together
如果我能重新排列字母表,我要把 U 和 I 放在一起。
(別了吧,現在順序挺好的)
6
Do I know you?
我是不是認識你?
Why?
啥?
Cause you look exactly like my next girlfriend
因為你看上去特別像我的下一任女友!
(我長得這麼倒黴?)
7
If I had four quarters to give to the four prettiest women in the world...You would have a dollar.
如果我要把4個25美分,送給世界上最美麗的4個女人,你就有一塊錢了。
(聽完後臉上寫滿了開心)
8
I'm writing a termpaper on the finer things in life……And I was wondering if I could interview you.
我正在寫一篇期末論文,關於生活裡特別美好的事情……所以我能採訪下你嗎?
9
Where have I seen you before? Oh yeah, I remember now. It was in the dictionary next to the word GORGEOUS!
我在哪兒能看到你?啊,我想起來了,就在字典上“美顏”的後邊。
(還怪不好意思的呢)
10
Can I follow you where you're going right now?
你現在去哪兒,我就去哪兒,行嗎?
Why?
什麼意思?
Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
因為我爸媽說了,要我一直跟隨我的夢。
11
Have you been covered in bees recently? I just assumed, because you look sweeter than honey.
你最近是不是被蜜蜂包圍了?因為你比蜂蜜都要甜。
12
I hope you know CPR…… Because you are taking my breath away!
希望你會做心肺復甦……因為,我的呼吸被你帶走了!
13
I was wondering if you had an extra heart. Because mine was just stolen.
你有沒有多的心臟?我的心早已被你偷走了。
14
Are you a camera?
你是照相機?
Why?
什麼啊?
Because everytime I look at you, I smile.
因為我每次看你時,我都會笑。
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