Kawaii Leonard fan-sign at Vancouver
位於溫哥華的倫納德粉絲應援牌
[–][CLE] LeBron JamesSunnytheFlameKing 3178 指標 1 天前
[–]TimberwolvesThurlian 438 指標 1 天前
How come he look like Riley from The Boondocks
他怎麼看起來有點像《鄉下人》裡的萊利。
[–]Raptorskiteleven 529 指標 1 天前
Hilarious. What's the back-story on this?
猛龍球迷：哈哈哈笑死我了，這圖背後有啥故事？（回覆一樓）
[–]Raptorsanthle21 1851 指標 1 天前
The story is we lost our place in God's light.
這背後的故事就是上帝的榮光將不再照耀我們了（這圖太也反人類了吧）。
[–][ORL] Aaron Gordonjordan0085 246 指標 1 天前
God him/her self drew this. If anything we’re more in god’s light than ever before.
這是上帝他/她老人家自己畫的，所以我們應該是離上帝的榮光更近了一步。
[–]Bullskevinzhao860 126 指標 1 天前
Dude with the PC gender neutral comment.
你這為了政治正確都使用性別中立的代詞來指代上帝了，他老人家的雨露可沾不到你嘍。
[–][SAS] Tim Duncana_silly_monkey 171 指標 1 天前
I’m actually more of a fan of this one
馬刺球迷：我更喜歡這一張~
[–]poppopboogie 1464 指標 1 天前
Gets better the more I stare at it..
怎麼回事，這圖（主樓）我好像越看越順眼了……
[–]WarriorsWickedFierce1 900 指標 1 天前
[–]Bulls TankwagonVetroxity 388 指標 1 天前
delete this
我去，趕緊刪了它！
[–]Spurstheturbothot 330 指標 1 天前
“NANI!!?!”
Anyone kawhi steals the ball from
“納尼？”
——來自被倫納德搶斷的每個球員。
[–]Raptorssay-less 186 指標 1 天前
i wonder why they named him Kawhi
猛龍球迷：我在想為什麼倫納德的父母會給倫納德取名叫“卡哇伊”？
[–]Raptors13_Thieves 1357 指標 1 天前*
I-it's not like I w-want to play for you or anything..b-baka
-Kawhi Leonard
猛龍球迷：倫納德機器人卡帶：“這這不是因為我我我想為你們打球什麼的，逼-巴卡……”
[–]smarf4mvp 369 指標 1 天前
he’s not a robot he’s just tsundere okay
他才不是機器人呢，他只是傲嬌好嗎。
[–]Wizardslfry610 1013 指標 1 天前
Kawhi is def an otaku:
- awkward/poor social skills
- never see him outside of work
- haven't heard of him having a gf
- can't confirm or deny whether or not he owns an anime body pillow
倫納德絕逼是一個肥宅：
- 缺乏社交技能
- 除了工作之外，從來沒有在其他地方見過他
- 沒聽說過他有個女朋友啥的
- 既不能確定也不能否認他是否擁有一個等身動漫抱枕
Honestly the only points against would be his athleticism and gainful employment
港真，反對這個猜想的論據只有他的運動能力和他的那份能賺大錢的工作。
[–]Grizzliesaksumighty 168 指標 1 天前
The job is a major strike against him, but I'll forgive if he shouts out Golden Boy or Dirty Pair.
他的工作其實對他的肥宅屬性是個很大的回擊。但是如果他能大聲喊出《漂泊的流浪小子》或者《搞怪拍檔》的話，我就原諒他了。
[–]Lovecraftenberg 143 指標 1 天前
Next thing you know he gets hit by a truck and is sent to another world.
"I was a professional basketball player but now I have to fight the demon lord?!"
然後他就被一輛大卡車撞倒，轉世到另一個世界。
“我曾是一個職業籃球運動員，但是現在我必須打敗惡魔之主？”
[–]macbook_amateur 53 指標 1 天前
He actually does have a girlfriend, in fact they have a daughter together. (I recently found out about this too): https://heavy.com/sports/2018/07/kishele-shipley/
他其實是有女朋友的，事實上他們還育有一個女兒，我也是最近才知道的。鏈接戳我
[–]LakersBaitMasterJeff 91 指標 23小時前
She Is Extremely Private & Doesn’t Have Public-Facing Social Media Accounts
Let's write a whole article about her and put it on the internet.
（鏈接文章裡第一條重點）“她非常注重隱私，沒有任何面向公眾的社交媒體賬號”
湖人球迷：太好了，讓我們寫整整一長篇關於她的文章然後發到網上去吧！不用問，我就是魔鬼。
[–]76ersmarsher46 558 指標 1 天前
The FIRST home game he has that's not in Texas and we get this
這是他第一場不在德州的主場比賽，然後咱就看到了這個……
[–]RaptorsRykill87 208 指標 1 天前
That’s not even in an nba city
猛龍球迷：這（溫哥華）甚至不是一座NBA城市啊。
[–]Grizzliesaksumighty 120 指標 1 天前
it's an NBA city, just don't have a team
灰熊球迷：這是一座NBA城市，只是沒有一支球隊而已。（1995年至2001年，灰熊主場為溫哥華）
[–]Vancouver Grizzliescarnifex2005 86 指標 1 天前
Apparently for good reason. Now I understand.
溫哥華灰熊隊球迷：我溫被剝奪了球隊顯然是有正當理由的，現在我明白了。
[–]CelticsJaydadCTatumThe1st 233 指標 1 天前
This is so quintessentially Vancouver, I love it
這應援牌也太溫哥華了，我愛死它了。
Kawhi Leonard's first bucket as a Raptor
倫納德身為猛龍球員的第一顆進球
[–]RaptorsTheOnlyOneWhoKnows 236 指標 1 天前*
First of many, hopefully.
猛龍球迷：希望這是以後眾多進球中的第一個。
[–][SAS] Kawhi LeonardRedditThisBiatch 478 指標 1 天前
Every Raptor fan just nutted
馬刺球迷：每一個猛龍球迷都高潮了。
[–]RaptorsSelfShine 108 指標 1 天前
we collectively did
猛龍球迷：是的，我們集體迸發了精華。
[–]Spursdrdissonance 118 指標 1 天前*
I loved Kawhi. His game was everything the spurs stand for. Amazing defense, fundamental offense. This is honestly the most upset I've felt since the whole fiasco started.
I just wish we knew what went wrong.
馬刺球迷：我愛倫納德，他的比賽就是馬刺的精髓，完美的防守，紮實的進攻。自從這出鬧劇開始以來，看到這粒進球真的是最讓我難受的一次了。
我現在只希望我們能夠知道到底哪裡出錯了。
[–][SAS] Manu Ginobilikklkktlg 119 指標 1 天前
God I missed his midrange so much
馬刺球迷：天哪，我太想念他的中距離跳投了。
[–]Raptorsdreamex 84 指標 1 天前
Ur gonna still get that with great guy DeMar
猛龍球迷：沒事，你們還有大好人德羅贊呢，中距離不會少的
[–]RocketsLowKeyE0915 278 指標 1 天前
Toronto, you have fucking Kawhi. You can clearly see his presence defensively with how timid everyone on offense is with him. He shuts down those passing lanes other. Even though he’s a little winded right now and still learning the system, he seems to still be a plus. I can see you guys going all the way if he returns to form.
火箭球迷：多倫多，你們tm得到的可是倫納德啊。他在防守端的存在感實在是太強了，面對他的防守時，進攻方總是畏手畏腳的，他直接鎖死了進攻方的傳球路線。儘管他現在有點喘，還在學習融入新體系，但他仍然是球隊場上的正資產。等到他完全步入正軌時，我可以想象你龍一路凱歌。
[–]BlackLukaDoncic 1196 指標 1 天前
still can't believe the Raptors replaced DeRozan with Kawhi Leonard.
我依然無法相信猛龍居然用倫納德替換了德羅贊。
[–]klawhileonard 776 指標 1 天前
And got Lebron to leave the conference. Raps in a position to make a huge run this year
而且逼得詹姆斯離開了東部，猛龍今年可以搞一波大事啊。
[–]Trail BlazersnotDAME 403 指標 1 天前
the raps got lebron to leave? Huh
開拓者球迷：猛龍【逼得】詹姆斯離開東部？？我咋不知道呢。
[–]RaptorsJohnnyFootballHero 581 指標 1 天前
we asked nicely
猛龍球迷：我們很有禮貌的請求勒布朗離開東部。
[–]klawhileonard 216 指標 1 天前
pls dad
“爸爸求求你了！”
[–]RaptorsMetaFlight 34 指標 1 天前
Honestly mad LeBron left now we have Kawhi.
猛龍球迷：我們現在有倫納德了，而詹姆斯卻走了，講真，我挺來氣的（沒有復仇機會）。
[–]Trail BlazersnotDAME 105 指標 1 天前
all these eastern conference fans talkin shit like this now that lebron is gone. they were quiet when he was there
開拓者球迷：現在詹姆斯離開東部了，東部球隊的這些球迷就開始出來說些有的沒的了。詹姆斯還在東部的時候，他們可都安靜地不要不要的。
[–]RaptorsTheOnlyOneWhoKnows 99 指標 1 天前
Watchu mean? Raptors fans were talking bare shit before we faced them in the playoffs last year.
猛龍球迷：說啥呢你？？咱猛龍球迷上賽季可沒少噴垃圾話啊！我是說，在季後賽遇到詹姆斯之前……
Kawhi with the crossover and step back 2
倫納德變向後撤步中投
[–]Vancouver GrizzliesHeroJC 206 指標 1 天前
Looks like a fun guy
溫哥華灰熊球迷：這傢伙看起來挺有趣的。[譯註1]
[譯註1][美國JRs之聲]倫納德魔性大笑遭網友瘋狂調侃，他的詭異性格難道真是編程的產物？
[–]RaptorsTheSix_ 474 指標 1 天前
that was straight nasty
猛龍球迷：哇，這球騷出水了。
[–]WizardsFat314 154 指標 1 天前
Love how the commentator is still trying to stay on topic, but u can hear how his voice got a bit more hyped after that lol.
哈哈解說員在這球后依然試圖繼續討論正題，但是你可以聽出來他的聲音變得更激動了哈哈。
[–]RaptorstherealAce 59 指標 1 天前
Bench reaction made me warm and fuzzy inside.
猛龍球迷：板凳席的反應讓我感覺好暖好麻。
[–]RaptorsUterus_Punch 389 指標 1 天前*
Every time Kawhi touches the ball the crowd goes wild this is awesome
猛龍球迷：每當倫納德觸球，全場觀眾都燃起來了，太棒了。
[–][TOR] OG AnunobyN7Brendan 233 指標 1 天前
And this is just Van City, Toronto is going to go nuts with the love and energy
猛龍球迷：而這還只是溫哥華，多倫多的愛意和能量能讓全場觀眾徹底瘋起來。
[–]RaptorsUterus_Punch 99 指標 1 天前
Yup, Toronto is going to be a whole other level
是的，多倫多的觀眾熱情絕逼要更上一層樓啊。
[–][SAS] LaMarcus AldridgeSquandasNutCheese 165 指標 1 天前
This hurts to see :/
馬刺球迷：看了心裡苦啊。
[–]EGin2016 119 指標 1 天前
Is it healthy to cum this much
真心求問，我會不會精盡人亡啊？
[–][TOR] OG AnunobyN7Brendan 645 指標 1 天前
Not to overreact but we’re winning the championship
猛龍球迷：我不想小題大做哈，但是，今年總冠軍是我龍的。
[–][TOR] OG AnunobyDeMVP_DeMar 151 指標 1 天前
Why you setting our exceptions so low?
猛龍球迷：你的期望值就這麼低嗎？？
[–][GSW] Uwe BlabLeBron_SHITS_ON_MJ 95 指標 1 天前
the Raptors are winning the superbowl
勇士球迷：猛龍將贏得今年的超級碗。
I’m i the only one who thought it was funny the whole team came to help Kawhi up!
只有我覺得猛龍全隊都趕來扶起倫納德很好玩嘛？
[–]Trail Blazers_Quetzalcoatlus_ 1801 指標 10小時前
The players were rushing to help him up, the bench went nuts whenever he scored, the crowd cheered anytime he did anything, and the announcers were just going on and on about how great he was. Lol. Canada is running a full court press to convince him to stay.
開拓者球迷：猛龍球員們都趕來扶他起身、替補席在每次他得分的時候陷入高潮、無論他幹了啥全場觀眾都歡呼喝彩，然後解說員還在不停絮叨他是如何如何優秀哈哈哈。加拿大真是全員出動勸說他留下啊！
[–]KnicksAwkwardSmallTalkYes 752 指標 9小時前
Can't blame em, not only is he a top 5 player if healthy, they gave up perhaps the most beloved player in franchise history to get him.
尼克斯球迷：怪不得他們。倫納德不光是聯盟前五球星（如果健康的話），而且，猛龍為了得到他可是放棄了可能是隊史最受愛戴的球員。
[–]Trail Blazers_Quetzalcoatlus_ 214 指標 9小時前
For sure. It's not a criticism, I just thought it was funny to watch and pick out all the little things everyone was doing to make him feel welcome.
開拓者球迷：那是當然。我不是在批評他們啊，我只是看到的時候覺得很搞笑，然後就摘選出幾個所有人為了讓他感到受歡迎而做出的小事罷了。
[–]NuggetsEricStoltz-MaskMorty 188 指標 8小時前
Now I just want the announcers to start complimenting Kawhi for doing mundane shit...
"Just look at the way he ties his shoes! Wonderful looping and efficiency right there!"
掘金球迷：我現在好想看到解說員因為一些日常小事而表揚倫納德……
“哦看看倫納德系的鞋帶！！這結打得太完美了！太有效率了！”
[–]76ersk_15 111 指標 9小時前
hes also the most talented player to ever put on a raptor jersey and could be the guy to bring them a championship. the excitement is through the roof from top to bottom
倫納德還是猛龍隊史上天賦最出眾的球員。他有可能給猛龍帶來總冠軍呢。整個球館都充滿了激動的氣氛。
[–][GSW] JaVale McGeeashwinr136 333 指標 10小時前
It's like when you get a new car and you're hyper careful when parking
勇士球迷：這就好像你新買了一輛車，然後每次停車時都賊雞兒小心。
[–]RaptorsPocky6 194 指標 10小時前
When his hands are so big you need multiple people to grab onto each hand
猛龍球迷：他的手掌實在是太大了，所以握手扶他起來時我們需要不止一個人。
[–]Pacersmooney2j 161 指標 9小時前
[–]NBAKAWHIZORO 539 指標 10小時前
Masai about to trade them all if they don’t help kawhi lol
要是他們不去幫忙，烏傑裡能把他們一個個全交易走。
[–]Wizardsireddit270 150 指標 10小時前
I bet Masai already gave Kawhi his parking spot right in front of the arena
我打賭烏傑裡絕逼已經給了倫納德球館正門口的停車位。
[–]yupbudlight25 211 指標 8小時前
Kawhi you will own Canada if you stay
倫倫，只要你留下，整個加拿大都是你的。
[–]LakersSeejayayy 212 指標 8小時前
Honestly, wouldn't mind Kawhi staying in Toronto. The only team in the east I can get behind and it kinda just works seeing him in a raps jersey.
湖人球迷：港真，如果倫納德留在多倫多我真的不會介意。猛龍是我在東部支持的唯一球隊，而且他穿猛龍球衣看起來也不賴嘛。
[–][CHI] Toni KukocDavin998 159 指標 8小時前
Along with the claw nickname it really just works.
再加上他“爪子”的外號，簡直不要太合適（猛龍）。
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