First Look at the Warriors 2018-19 Starting Lineup
勇士2018-19賽季首發陣容合照搶先看。
[–][BOS] Mickael PietrusTheLastSecondShot 1587 points 1 day ago
If you showed someone this picture 2 1/2 years ago they’d flip their shit
If you showed someone this picture today they’d flip their shit
凱爾特人球迷：如果你兩年半前把這張照片給別人看，他們得掀桌子罵娘。
如果你現在把這張照片給別人看，他們得掀桌子罵娘。
[–][GSW] Jordan BellBootStrapWill 509 points 1 day ago
If you showed someone this picture in 1692 you would have been burned at the stake before sundown.
勇士球迷：要是你把這張照片給1692年的人看，你在日落前就被燒死了。（五個黑人）
[–]GrizzliesVinceMeatPie 178 points 1 day ago
Can't wait to lose by 50
灰熊球迷：等不及看我熊輸50分了！
[–]CavaliersStKd0t 144 points 23 hours ago
You don't have to wait
騎士球迷：你不用等了。
[–][MIA] James JohnsonJewRepublican69 1954 points 1 day ago
Lmao imagine if this happened in real life
哈哈哈樓主這技術不錯，不過，想象一下這要是真的該多可怕呀！
[–]ShotStick 441 points 1 day ago
Yeah this is some great photoshop
是啊，這圖p得真棒。
[–]KlaysToaster[S] 160 points 1 day ago
You know what’s funny? I sent this picture to my friend and this was his same response
勇士球迷：知道最逗的是什麼嗎？我把這張照片發給我朋友看，他的反應還真是“這圖是P的吧”。
[–]Jazzrusticate 235 points 1 day ago
[–]76ersTrelve16 86 points 1 day ago
gdi I'm never gonna escape this
我已經陷入其中無法自拔了。
[–]Cavaliersmoses_lawn 539 points 1 day ago
Gameshark
騎士球迷：這是開了金手指啊。
[–][CLE] Zydrunas IlgauskasAPF429 529 points 1 day ago
Damn 2K looks legit this year
騎士球迷：哎呦我去，2K今年做得不錯呀！
[–][ORL] Aaron Gordonsupremehat13 63 points 1 day ago
Yeah these graphics are so lifelike
是啊，畫面也太寫實了！
[–]MagicGangstaLarry 31 points 1 day ago
Imagine how good that team is on 2k
想象一下這支球隊在2K裡該多強吧。
[–]MagicLegendacb 23 points 20 hours ago
I played one game vs them... I simulated to end when the second quarter started
我在2K裡和這支球隊打過一場…..然而第二節剛開始我就選擇模擬至比賽結束了。
[–][TOR] Jonas ValanciunasDavidKirk2000 159 points 1 day ago
Smile if you have a ring!
有戒指的笑一個！
[–]Grizzliesgnarlysheen 20 points 15 hours ago
He will have one by the end of the year.
他（考神）這賽季結束之時就會有一枚了。
[–][BOS] Evan Turnerbillbrown96 119 points 1 day ago
Happy - Happy - Happy - Happy - DeMarcus Cousins
開心-開心-開心-開心-考辛斯。
[–]76erseastCoastLow 104 points 1 day ago
Klay with a beard is so much better than Klay with a goatee
克萊現在的大鬍子比以前的山羊鬍好看多了。
[–][MIA] Dwyane WadeWillofJ 311 points 1 day ago*
lol. It’s like they’re playing a game of how many all stars they can fit into one team. Next thing you’ll know Jimmy Butler will be playing off the bench.
哈哈哈！他們就像在玩“一支球隊能裝進去多少個全明星”的遊戲。說不準下一個就是巴特勒來勇士打替補了。
[–]Mr_Unbiased 143 points 1 day ago
Andre Iguodala, minimum bench player (for salary cap filler) and a 1st round pick for Jimmy Butler. Who says no??!?
安德烈-伊戈達拉，最弱的板凳球員（為了配平薪金）外加一個首輪換巴特勒，誰反對？？
[–]Spursbinary_spaniard 165 points 1 day ago
Pat Riley has sent worse offers with a straight face according to rumors.
傳言說，萊利一本正經地向森林狼開出了一份比樓上的提議更不值錢的報價。
[–][GSW] Andrew BogutDranzogger 75 points 22 hours ago
danny ainge has sent worse offers that have gotten accepted LMAO
勇士球迷：丹尼-安吉開出的報價比這低的有的是，結果還真有願挨他這一刀的哈哈哈。
[–][BKN] MarShon Brooksthetrollartist 483 points 1 day ago
I was looking at the Celtics pics from media day and was like these dudes definitely have a legitimate chance against the Warriors...
Fast forward to now where I actually get to see the Warriors starting lineup all in uniform.
Yah nvm about that, the seasons been decided already folks
我之前看到凱爾特人在媒體日的合照時還覺得這些傢伙絕對有機會對抗勇士了…….
直到現在……我親眼看到了勇士首發陣容五人身著勇士的比賽球衣……
啥也別說了，這個賽季大局已定了兄弟們。
[–][CHI] Toni KukocDavin998 229 points 1 day ago
If boogie is even 50% we are all fucked.
只要考神恢復50%的功力那我們就都完蛋了。
[–]76erstrappersdelight 175 points 1 day ago
doesn’t really matter what percentage Boogie is at. they were the biggest favorites ever without Boogie and they will be the biggest favorites ever with Boogie. he’s just more insurance that they don’t even need.
76人球迷：考神恢復到幾成其實並不重要。他們沒考神時就是奪冠最大熱門，而有了考神的勇士則成為了歷史最大奪冠熱門。他只是給勇士帶來了更多的保障，而這份保障勇士還真的不咋需要。
[–]HawksProdigy195 113 points 1 day ago
Boogie's health determines if the playoffs are a clean sweep or if they lose 1-2 games.
考神的健康將決定勇士季後賽是一路橫掃還是會輸個1-2場。
[–]Celticsjoffreysucks 191 points 1 day ago
I'll get a tattoo of Warriors starting 5 if they sweep the Celtics in the finals.
凱爾特人球迷：如果勇士五星在總決賽橫掃我凱的話，我就把他們紋在身上。
[–]CapitalistsMatter 209 points 1 day ago
Waiter, bring me my bamboozle insurance.
騙人沒有小雞雞。
[–]Clippersandy3172 640 points 1 day ago
Dumbest thing I've ever seen. What the fuck is that.
這是我見過最荒唐的事，什麼鬼啊這是。
[–]MavericksStackhouseLOST 250 points 1 day ago
my immediate thought was "this is so stupid"
我的第一想法是“這真是太特麼離譜了”。
[–]LakersSweaty_LeBron 78 points 1 day ago
i wanna die
湖人球迷：我選擇死亡。
[–][NYK] Tracy McGradyWTFis_The_Internet 42 points 22 hours ago
For real tho, if boogie is healthy is this the greatest starting five of all time?
Who beats them?
說真的，要是考辛斯健康的話，這是否是歷史最強首發五虎？
誰能擊敗他們？
[–]deliciouspuppy 42 points 21 hours ago
don't forget iggy! he's a legit 6moty candidate (especially in the playoffs). this is very likely the greatest "5+1" of all time.
別忘了一哥呀！他絕對是最佳第六人的有力競爭者（尤其是在季後賽中）。這很有可能是歷史最強的5+1陣容。
[–][OKC] Andre Robersontoshredsyousay1 247 points 1 day ago
I never wanna hear Durant is 6’9 ever again
雷霆球迷：別特麼再告訴我杜蘭特2米06了。
[–][GSW] Klay ThompsonShermarki 76 points 1 day ago
Minimum 6”11 in shoes
勇士球迷：穿鞋起碼2米1。
[–][GSW] Stephen Currylogged_in_to_saythis 213 points 1 day ago
The rest of the NBA is like:
勇士球迷：NBA其餘球隊/球迷看到此圖的表情：
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[–]ssj3pretzel 65 points 1 day ago
Nice photoshop. Can you do them in a Nets Jersey too?
這圖p的不錯啊，能再把他們p成穿籃網球衣嗎？
[–]Timberwolvesblizzyblaise 90 points 1 day ago
That’s a winners face
這是贏家的表情：
[–]CelticsBG40 45 points 1 day ago
That man cannot take a normal picture lol
這老哥就是不會正常照相啊哈哈哈！
[–]Warriorschaoism 41 points 1 day ago
This is the same man who has 3 rings, broke multiple records, and fucked a lot of Instagram models
勇士球迷：就是這個爺們拿了3枚戒指、打破一堆紀錄、上了很多ins嫩模。
[–][TOR] Fred VanVleetplushPudding 125 points 1 day ago
KDs fking smug
杜蘭特看著真特麼得意忘形啊。
[–]Warriorsprocrastinator67 114 points 1 day ago
This should be the face that accompanies him whenever someone posts his "You're upset. It's ok, I get it." quote.
勇士球迷：從今以後，每當有人引用杜蘭特“我知道你很沮喪，沒事，我懂”（杜蘭特在今年總決賽G3投中關鍵球之後對騎士場邊球迷說的話）那個經典言論時，此圖的表情就該出現。
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