[Vardon] LeBron on one day owning an NBA team: "Ain't no maybe about it...I want to be my own boss, like I have been for a long time now."
詹姆斯日前表示自己將來會買下一支NBA球隊：“不是說我‘可能’會買……我想做自己的老闆，就像我這麼長時間以來一直所做的一樣。”
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[–]Cavaliers Ger971 4193 points 14 hours ago
LeBron really is at the “I give zero shits” stage of his career
騎士球迷：勒布朗的職業生涯真的到了“屁事不管”的階段。
[–]Kwilly462 1728 points 14 hours ago
It's like your senior year of HS, when you couldn't care less about what happens. Long as you graduate, you doing enough just showing up. Lol
就像你到了高三，發生啥事你都無所謂了。只要能畢業，露露臉就行了。哈哈哈哈
[–][NYK] Baron Davis themariokarters 134 points 15 hours ago
He can’t afford an NBA team
尼克斯球迷：他可買不起一支NBA球隊。
[–]Rockets Zemulon 260 points 15 hours ago
He's rich, but he's not NBA owner rich. The only way he owns a team himself is if Dan Gilbert cuts him a huge deal, which the other owners definitely wouldn't sign off on
火箭球迷：詹姆斯是很有錢，可還沒到NBA老闆那種富裕程度。他唯一能擁有一支球隊的方式是看丹尼爾-吉爾伯特（騎士老闆）會不會低價賣給他，不過其他老闆是不會買賬的。
[–]Magic EditingAndLayout 89 points 15 hours ago
LeBron's net worth is only estimated at $450 million. Forbes just ranked the least-valuable team as Memphis, at $1.2 billion.
Even if LeBron sold every single thing he owns, he couldn't afford a majority stake in even the cheapest NBA team right now.
魔術球迷：勒布朗的淨資產估值只有4.5億美金，而福布斯才排出了聯盟價值最低的球隊孟菲斯灰熊值12億美金。
即便詹姆斯傾家蕩產，他現在也買不起聯盟最便宜球隊的大部分股份。
[–]Knicks WhitePeopleLoveCurry 90 points 13 hours ago
And when he owns his own small market team it will be fitting when his star player wants to leave and wants to know why he ain't doing enough to bring other guys there.
He will act like every other owner.
尼克斯球迷：而且當他擁有了自己的小球會球隊時，當他的隊內球星想要走人，想知道他為啥不想辦法引進其他人手時，那就很應景了。
他的回應也會和其他老闆一樣的。
[–]Suns mikehayman 84 points 14 hours ago
Did the morons who said he can't afford to buy a team actually read the article?
He will surround himself with investors, like lots of owners do, and he will be the LEAD investor, but he's obviously not going to purchase a whole team by himself.
Maybe try this "reading the article" thing before making stupid comments?
太陽球迷：那些說他不能買下一支球隊的蠢貨們真的讀了文章嗎？
和很多老闆的做法一樣，他會聚集一幫投資人，而他自己則是主要投資人，不過他顯然不會單靠自己的實力去競購一整支球隊。
在寫下那些愚蠢的評論之前，或許該試試“閱讀全文”。
[–]Hawks jvstinf 143 points 14 hours ago
Nobody buys a team without a group of investors. He should be able to put one together with the connections and capital he’ll have post retirement.
老鷹球迷：沒人會在沒有一幫投資人幫忙的情況下買下一支球隊的。詹姆斯應該可以在退役後把自己的人脈和資源聚攏到一塊兒。
[–]NBA RareSir 134 points 14 hours ago
People in this thread think you just fork over a check for 2 billion when you want ownership of a team
這個帖子裡的人都以為你把一張20億的支票一甩，就能成為一支球隊的老闆了。
[–][CLE] LeBron James babyboyyyy 42 points 14 hours ago
if you read the article, it explains in very specific detail how he can accomplish this and why it’s extremely feasible.
騎士球迷：如果你讀了那篇文章，就知道，文章對於詹姆斯怎麼成為老闆解釋得非常詳細，而且還是極為可行的。
[–]crosschain 25 points 11 hours ago
How dare you suggest we read the article! I'm here to confirm my existing bias and move on.
你怎麼敢建議我們讀那篇文章！我來這兒就是來確認我已有的偏見然後走人的！
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[–]Warriors JohnDoughhguoDnhoJ 182 points 15 hours ago
LOL he even knows he’s GM of the Lakers
勇士球迷：哈哈哈哈，他甚至知道自己是湖人的總經理。
[–][SAC] Jason Williams snowlarbear 2775 points 15 hours ago
in b4 "he already owns the raptors"
馬刺球迷：以前“他就已經擁有了猛龍”
[–]Raptors raptorsbucketnator 861 points 14 hours ago
Nowhere is safe smh
Enjoy the West LeBron! It only get easier with age, promise.
猛龍球迷：哎，哪裡都不放過我們。
享受西部吧老詹！日子會越過越簡單的，我保證。
[–]NBA tkRustle 364 points 14 hours ago*
But imagine though if LeBron legitimately became the owner of not Lakers, Cavs or any other franchise, but Raptors. The memes would be endless.
不過你們想象下，要是詹姆斯沒成為湖人或者騎士的老闆，而真成猛龍的老闆了呢。那個梗可就沒完了。
[–]Timberwolves DrWolves 116 points 14 hours ago
The memes with LeBron are always endless, doesn’t really matter what it is
森林狼球迷：關於詹姆斯的梗總是沒完沒了的，是什麼並不重要。
[–][POR] Pat ConnaughtonIHad Something_4This 48 points 12 hours ago
LeOwner walks into Nick Nurse's office wearing nothing but a towel.
猛龍球迷：老闆詹裹著塊毛巾就走進了納斯的辦公室。
[–]Raptors raptorsbucketnator 49 points 13 hours ago
No. No i dont want to imagine this.
猛龍球迷：不不，這個畫面我不願去想象。
[–]Pelicans JMoon33 39 points 13 hours ago
The Raptors might have the richest owners in the NBA. I don't see LeBron owning that team lol.
鵜鶘球迷：猛龍的老闆或許是聯盟最有錢的，我覺得詹姆斯做不了猛龍的老闆，哈哈哈
[–]Cavs 2018_Champs 42 points 15 hours ago
Nike will always be his boss though
騎士球迷：不過，耐克將永遠是詹姆斯的老闆。
[–]Kings Obi_Wan_KeBogi 18 points 15 hours ago
If he's already his own boss why does he need to buy a team to be his own boss?
國王球迷：既然詹姆斯已經是自己的老闆了，那他幹嘛還要買下一支球隊才能做自己的老闆呢？
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[–]Bulls monolith17 1036 points 15 hours ago*
What’s weird is he isn’t going to own the Lakers, and the Cavs are owned by someone extremely rich (and vindictive enough to not sell it) so it’s gonna be weird if bron owns the wizards or some shit
Edit: if you reply to this comment, you are a bad guy
公牛球迷：奇怪的是，詹姆斯不會擁有湖人，而騎士的老闆又極度有錢，所以要是詹姆斯成了奇才這種球隊的老闆，那就詭異了。
[–][MEM] Shane Battier materics 35 points 13 hours ago
And the price of the teams are getting exponentially expensive as the NBA gains popularity. Bron is rich but I don't see him being that rich. Maybe part ownership is the only option.
灰熊球迷：而且隨著NBA的受歡迎程度越來越高，那些球隊的價值也在急劇增加。詹姆斯很有錢，不過我覺得他還沒有錢到那個地步。或許成為球隊的小老闆是唯一選項。
[–][CLE] Manny Harris kevln02 65 points 14 hours ago
There's always rumors about Dan wanting to buy a team in Detroit at some point which he has stronger ties to so I wouldn't say it's impossible he sells eventually.
騎士球迷：老是有傳言說吉爾伯特將來想在底特律買下一支球隊，畢竟他與那兒有著更強的紐帶聯繫，所以我覺得他哪天把騎士賣了也不是不可能。
[–]Pistons peterhumm18 29 points 13 hours ago
Honestly dan Gilbert is annoying but I’d take him over Gores any day. Please Dan. Save us.
活塞球迷：說實話，吉爾伯特很煩人，不過比起Tom Gores（活塞現老闆），我更想吉爾伯特接手球隊。拜託了吉爾伯特，救救我們吧。
[–]Cavaliers neyvit1 82 points 14 hours ago
I love Bron, but I REALLLY hope he never owns the Cavs. He'd be a terrible owner. Notoriously cheap and too arrogant to cede personnel decisions to people that know better.
As much as a douche as Dan Gilbert is, he at least is willing to spend a shit load of money on a mid-market team.
騎士球迷：我愛詹姆斯，不過我真希望他永遠不要成為騎士老闆。他會是個很差勁的老闆的。他不願花錢是出了名的，而且太過傲慢，以至於不願放權給懂行的人做決定。
雖說吉爾伯特是個混蛋，不過他至少願意在一支中等市場規模的球隊身上大肆花錢啊。
[–]Suns mbarnar 773 points 14 hours ago
He could buy the Suns. Please. Hell if you wanna buy the Suns us fans would approve.
太陽球迷：詹姆斯可能會買太陽。拜託了，要是你想買太陽，那我們太陽球迷會同意的。
[–]Sonnyred90 123 points 14 hours ago
Have you seen his LeGM moves for the past decade? Do you really want him running your whole franchise lol?
你看過經理詹過去十年的操作嗎？你真的希望他經手你們整支球隊嗎？哈哈哈
[–]Suns phoenixcolt13 104 points 13 hours ago
have you seen a suns game in the last 10 years? no? that's fair. I wouldn't watch us either.
太陽球迷：那你過去十年看過一場太陽的比賽嗎？沒有吧？那就對了。我也不會看我們的比賽。
[–][DEN] Nikola Jokic RedSoxEatPoop 345 points 14 hours ago
He should become a part time owner with MJ in Charlotte lmao
掘金球迷：詹姆斯應該在夏洛特和喬丹搭夥，哈哈哈哈
[–][LAC] Shai Gilgeous-Alexander norse95 232 points 13 hours ago
LeBron going for the GOAT owner title just to spite MJ
快船球迷：詹姆斯會成為史上最佳老闆的，就為了噁心喬丹。
[–][DEN] Nikola Jokic RedSoxEatPoop 242 points 13 hours ago
That's one thing he has a chance of beating out MJ for lol
掘金球迷：在這方面，他倒是有機會擊敗喬丹，哈哈哈
[–][LAC] Shai Gilgeous-Alexander norse95 162 points 13 hours ago
can't wait to see a 65 year old MJ challenge a 45 year old LeBron to a 1v1 for talking shit about the teams they own lol
快船球迷：等不及看到65歲的喬丹和45歲的詹姆斯為了各自擁有的球隊而進行一對一垃圾話單挑了，哈哈哈哈
[–][DEN] Nikola Jokic RedSoxEatPoop 75 points 13 hours ago
Lbj would win that matchup 1 v 1 but I’m taking the 65 year old MJ in HORSE
掘金球迷：那種比拼裡詹姆斯會贏的，不過要是他倆比定點投籃，那我覺得65歲的喬丹會贏。
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[–][DAL] Nick Van Exel natedeezy_3 200 points 15 hours ago
Luke Walton literally shaking right now
獨行俠球迷：沃頓現在真瑟瑟發抖了。
[–]Warriors bluelightnings 52 points 14 hours ago
I don't think this is news to Walton tbh
勇士球迷：說實話，我覺得這對沃頓都不算事兒了。
[–]MohamedBamba 1324 points 15 hours ago*
LeGM is back on the menu boys
He has 4 and a half years of GM/Ownership experience
Lebron’s Resume:
Owner/General Manager - Cleveland Cavaliers - 2014-2018
-Facilitated deals for long term future of franchise
-Got my friends paid $80 million, held franchise hostage and gained valuable hostage taking experience
General Manager - Los Angeles Lakers - 2019 to Present
-Bent league tampering rules and increase tampering efficiency by 50%
-Key board member on Anthony Davis deal which will happen in 2020
夥計們，經理詹回來了！
他擁有四年半的總經理和球隊老闆經驗。
詹姆斯履歷如下：
老闆兼總經理——克利夫蘭騎士——2014到2018年
- 促成了球隊未來的長期交易
- 讓自己的朋友得到8000萬美金薪資，挾持球隊，並且得到了豐富的裹挾球隊的經驗
總經理——洛杉磯湖人——2019年到現在
- 修改了聯盟不當引誘球員的規則，並將其效率提高了50%
- 2020年戴維斯交易的理事會關鍵成員。
[–]Raptors jps78 20 points 14 hours ago
Raised franchise value by 300%
猛龍球迷：他還將球隊價值提高300%。
[–]Suns mbarnar 613 points 15 hours ago
Don't forget
Owner - Toronto Raptors - 2016-2018
太陽球迷：還有一樣不能忘：
老闆——多倫多猛龍——2016年到2018年
[–]Spurs f1uk3r 541 points 14 hours ago
Little Corrections
Owner - Eastern Conference - 2011-2018
馬刺球迷：小小糾正下
老闆——東部——2011年到2018年
[–]Trail Blazers _Quetzalcoatlus_ 65 points 14 hours ago
But actually, two of the dudes he always wanted on his team were James Jones and Mike Miller.
James Jones is currently a GM and Mike Miller is an assistant coach. He's going to hire them both.
開拓者球迷：不過實際上呢，有兩個哥們兒是詹姆斯一直都希望留在身邊的，那就是詹姆斯-瓊斯和邁克-米勒。
瓊斯現在已經是總經理了，而米勒是助教，詹姆斯會聘請他倆的。
[–]Kwilly462 953 points 15 hours ago
Is it just me, or is he more arrogant than usual this season?
只有我這麼認為，或者說是詹姆斯這個賽季真要比以前更傲慢了？
[–]FewMaybe4 271 points 15 hours ago
If he didn't say the last part maybe he won't come off as an arrogant douche.
如果他不說那後半句（“就像我這麼長時間以來一直所做的一樣”），或許我們不會覺得他狂。
[–][SAC] Kevin Martin yougotmugged 20 points 15 hours ago
Cause he’s Hollywood now
馬刺球迷：因為他現在在好萊塢了啊
[–]94savage 80 points 15 hours ago
He's always been like this.
他一直都這樣。
[–]Lakers Tr0janSword 62 points 15 hours ago
I think he's starting to give no fucks about what he says to the media
湖人球迷：我覺得詹姆斯開始對自己在媒體面前的發言無所謂了。
[–]Celtics bustedracquet 48 points 15 hours ago
Good, he shouldn't.
凱爾特人球迷：很好啊，應該無所謂的。
[–]NBA Primetime22 355 points 15 hours ago
I think it's just more grating because his team isn't playing well this year.
我覺得是因為他的球隊這個賽季打得不好，所以才會覺得他更招人煩。
[–][DEN] Nikola Jokic RedSoxEatPoop 67 points 14 hours ago
The Miami Heat Lebron days were insufferable tbh....seemed like he turned a new leaf when he went back to Cleveland but I'm sure part of that was just a show.
掘金球迷：說實話，邁阿密時期的詹姆斯是讓人沒法忍的……當他回到騎士後貌似改頭換面了，不過我確信那只是作秀。
[–]oneninetythree193 595 points 15 hours ago
He's always been like this but people have short-term memory and go through the same fan cycle every season
他一直都這樣，不過大家很健忘，而且每個賽季總是念著那點球迷之間的事。
[–]Lakers Beavsbeavsbeavs 377 points 14 hours ago
Yup. January/Feb pre-All Star Break is always anti LeBron time. He’s almost always playing poorly (by his standards) and sulking and everyone is talking about LeDecline and how toxic he is. I fully expect him to put the team on his back and have everyone on his dick again by the end of March
湖人球迷：對的。全明星休賽期前的一二月一般都是反詹姆斯時間。他往往這段時間都打得不大好（按照他的標準），而且易怒，每個人都說詹姆斯下滑了，怎麼怎麼毒瘤之類的。我完全期待他把球隊扛在身上，然後到三月底再次打臉每個人。
[–]Cavaliers TerraWolfy 119 points 13 hours ago
One day the second part won't happen
And we will be sad that day
凱爾特人球迷：總有一天，你說的第二部分是不會成真了。
那時候我們就難過了。
[–]Cavaliers JesusShuttlesworth96 115 points 15 hours ago*
Damn, you people on reddit are so fragile. Nobody can say something good about themselves
騎士球迷：靠，這裡有些人真的玻璃心啊。他都不能說自己好話了。
[–]Lakers BornAndPasketball 33 points 14 hours ago
He's one of the greatest players of all time and is building a business empire. He came from nothing and now hes a world wide icon
Fuck out of here with that humility shit
Whatever praise he gives himself, he deserves it. Dude is a champion
湖人球迷：他是史上最偉大球員之一，而且正在打造一個商業帝國。他白手起家，現在成了一個世界性的標誌。
別特麼老是說啥要謙卑之類的。
不管詹姆斯給予了自己怎樣的讚許，那都是他應得的。老哥可是個冠軍。
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