【鍵盤俠】湖人正式無緣季後賽

THE LOS ANGELES LAKERS HAVE BEEN ELIMINATED FROM PLAYOFF CONTENTION.

洛杉磯湖人已經無緣季後賽。

With their loss tonight to the Nets, the Lakers are now officially eliminated from making the playoffs.

This is the first time in 14 years that Lebron has missed the playoffs, and marks the end of his streak of 8 consecutive NBA Finals appearances.

輸給籃網過後，湖人現在已正式在季後賽席位的爭奪中被淘汰出局。

這是14年來詹姆斯首次無緣季後賽，也標誌著他連續八次進入總決賽的紀錄終結。

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[–][POR] Damian Lillard Familyguy35 177 points 21 hours ago

FOR THE 6TH STRAIGHT SEASON TOO. SO BEAUTIFUL

開拓者球迷：這還是湖人連著第六個賽季無緣季後賽呢！太美妙了！

[–]duck1ings 49 points 21 hours ago

I haven't watched the NBA this season, I'm just here because the lakers are eliminated

我這個賽季還沒看NBA，來這裡就是因為湖人進不了季後賽。

[–][MIN] Karl-Anthony Towns Wholyy 39 points 21 hours ago

Lmao laker fans early in the season thinking they would make the western conference finals

森林狼球迷：哈哈哈哈，湖蜜賽季初還覺得他們能打進西部決賽呢。

[–][GSW] JaVale McGee ashwinr136 29 points 21 hours ago

LeTSGOTOCANCUN

勇士球迷：坎昆走起！！！

[–][LAL] Kobe Bryant Chop_Artista 2343 points 20 hours ago

This dramatically reduces our chances of playing in the2019 WCF.

湖人球迷：這極大地削弱了我們打進2019年西部決賽的幾率。

[–]Timberwolves SteveBorden 395 points 20 hours ago

How so?

森林狼球迷：此話怎講？

[–]Warriors bluelightnings 518 points 19 hours ago

0 x 0 = 0

勇士球迷：0x0=0

[–]Heat t obyflenderson1 467 points 21 hours ago

LEBRON IS GONE

熱火球迷：詹姆斯遠去了。

[–]Raptors AIverson3 254 points 21 hours ago*

Is this your King?

猛龍球迷：這就是你們的國王？

[–]Trail Blazers Dark_child 67 points 20 hours ago

This is the western conference. We have no king.

開拓者球迷：這裡是西部賽區。我們沒有國王。

[–]west brooks2ndstylist 352 points 20 hours ago

Welcome to the West

歡迎來到西部！

[–]Warriors iorch421 132 points 20 hours ago

Toronto is chugging beers rn

勇士球迷：多倫多人在舉杯慶賀了。

[–]Raptors Dick_Hammerbush 3850 points 20 hours ago

He can't hurt us anymore.

猛龍球迷：他再也不能傷害我們了。

[–]76ers BloodBath718 1635 points 20 hours ago

BREAKING NEWS LeBron James has been traded to the Brooklyn Nets via trade

76人球迷：突發：勒布朗-詹姆斯已經被交易到布魯克林籃網！

[–]Raptors The_Unknown98 3380 points 20 hours ago

LeBron really got eliminated from Finals contention before April.

猛龍球迷：詹姆斯還真就在4月份之前就從決賽的競爭中被淘汰出局了啊

[–]SpiderBoi1000 1173 points 20 hours ago

LeBron in playoff mode now

現在詹姆斯是季後賽模式了。

[–]Raptors Toronto416ix 416 points 20 hours ago

Elimination mode activated

猛龍球迷：淘汰模式激活。

[–]Heat thatguywiththecamry 81 points 21 hours ago

Lebron is Tired.

熱火球迷：詹姆斯累了。

[–]Cavaliers HighVoltLemonBattery 161 points 20 hours ago

Give us back LeBron, you guys don't know how to play with him

騎士球迷：把詹姆斯還給我們，你們這幫人不知道怎麼在他身邊打球。

[–]Spurs BRAD_POPOVICH 473 points 21 hours ago

imagine adding lebron to your team and still failing to make playoffs and possibly doing worse than the year before

馬刺球迷：隊裡引進了詹姆斯，居然還進不了季後賽，而且有可能比上賽季的戰績還差，這是怎樣的情況。

[–]Celtics CaptainGronk69 1436 points 21 hours ago*

Imagine adding “the best player in the world” to the “best young core in the league” and still missing the playoffs.

Imagine being the 4th best team in your own state.

Imagine not even being the best team in your own city.

The Lakers logo is literally an L.

The Lakers haven’t won a playoff game in 2500 days.

凱爾特人球迷：“聯盟最強的年輕核心陣容”加入了“世界上最好的球員”，居然還無緣季後賽？

他們只是加州第四好的球隊，這是什麼感受？

甚至還不是洛城最好的球隊，這又是什麼感受？

湖人的LOGO真的是種失敗。

湖人已經有2500天沒有贏得過一場季後賽勝利了。

[–][DEN] Jusuf Nurkic kunt_kicker 516 points 21 hours ago

Dodgers lost in the World Series and the Rams in the Super Bowl. Tough time for LA fans.

掘金球迷：洛杉磯道奇輸掉了世界系列賽，洛杉磯公羊輸掉了超級碗。洛杉磯體育迷這段時間不好過啊。

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[–]Hawks Kreykelly 141 points 21 hours ago

I want to thank everyone for making this possible

老鷹球迷：我想感謝每一個讓這事兒成真的人。

[–]Hawks Bobby-Samsonite 64 points 21 hours ago

mostly Magic and Pelinka for assembling that squad and injuries and Luke Walton and his terrible staff.

老鷹球迷：那主要還是感謝魔術師和佩林卡，因為他們組建了這支球隊，還要感謝傷病、沃頓和他那菜雞的教練團隊。

[–][NJN] Vince Carter GetBuckets13182 152 points 21 hours ago

YOU ARE WELCOME ALL! I DONT WANNA HEAR ANYMORE DRAFT PICK JOKES, WE DID THIS FOR THE CULTURE

籃網球迷：大家夥兒不用客氣！我不想再聽到什麼選秀籤的笑話了！！！我們是為了重塑球隊的文化才這麼做的！！

[–]rebal123 48 points 21 hours ago

Haha all debts settled. Good job Nets.

哈哈哈哈，籃網的賬都扯清了。幹得漂亮，籃網！

[–]Rockets BandwagonDottestHudes 225 points 21 hours ago

DLO REALLY DID IT

火箭球迷：拉塞爾真的做到了！

[–]Nets lawmemer 79 points 21 hours ago

D'Angelo gets his revenge, sweet victory indeed.

籃網球迷：拉塞爾復仇成功，這確實是一場美妙的勝利。

[–][PHI] Joel Embiid MaleficentTiger 68 points 20 hours ago

Seeing how well DLo, Lopez, and Randle are doing is the worst part. Magic Johnson is a true embarrassment.

76人球迷：湖蜜最難受的怕是看著拉塞爾、洛佩茲和蘭德爾表現出色。魔術師真是大寫的尷尬。

And less than two years later, D'Angelo Russell is leading his new team to the playoffs, while knocking his old team out of playoff contention. Poetic justice.

籃網球迷：在不到兩年的時間裡，拉塞爾帶著新東家打進了季後賽，而且還把老東家趕出了季後賽的競爭。這是史詩級的正義。

[–]Pistons rando1817 1677 points 20 hours ago

His old team still hasn’t made it to the playoffs in that time period

活塞球迷：他的老東家在這段時間裡還沒打進季後賽呢。

[–]NBA oktravis 304 points 20 hours ago

and his old team got lebron james

而且他的老東家還有詹姆斯。

[–]Nets bgazela 221 points 20 hours ago

Yeah but his new team has Jared Dudley

籃網球迷：是的，可是他的新東家有杜德利啊。

[–]Raptors EdoWaldo 1219 points 20 hours ago

And his new team did it without their first round picks

猛龍球迷：而且他的新東家是在沒有首輪籤的情況下衝擊季後賽。

[–]Pistons rando1817 143 points 20 hours ago

That’s some executive of the year worthy shit. Rebuilt a team with no firsts of their own

活塞球迷：這可是年度最佳經理人級別的操作啊。在自己沒有首輪籤的情況下重建球隊。

[–][BOS] James Young SenorBlaze 147 points 19 hours ago

Sean Marks should win executive of the year for the next 10 years straight. Dude came into a barren cave of nothingness and turned it into a playoff team immediately.

凱爾特人球迷：肖恩-馬克斯可是直接當選未來10年的年度最佳經理人了。這老哥把一支百廢待興的球隊很快打造成了一支季後賽球隊。

[–]Thunder newman796 870 points 20 hours ago

Dlo had 13 assists and had the highest +/- in this game. Magic should not be in the position he’s in

雷霆球迷：拉塞爾這場比賽有13個助攻，而且正負值全場最高。魔術師真該退位讓賢了。

[–]Supersonics B-i-s-m-a-r-k 340 points 19 hours ago

A legit machine could do his job better just from stats analysis

超音速球迷：一臺僅靠數據分析做決策的機器都能比魔術師做得更好。

If you would’ve said this last year I’d call you crazy, but now all I can do is agree. Magic’s decisions baffle the ever loving shit out of me.

湖人球迷：要是你上賽季這麼說，那我覺得你瘋了。不過現在我只能表示同意。魔術師的決策在消磨我以往對他的愛意。

[–]Hornets BOATSANDHOEZ 79 points 16 hours ago

Why would you have called him crazy? Anyone who has heard Magic do any sort of analysis or followed him on twitter prior to being GM could have told you it was going to be a disaster before he was ever hired. It would have been more shocking if he ended up being good.

黃蜂球迷：你幹嘛會覺得別人瘋了呢？那些聽過魔術師做某種分析，或者是在他成為總經理之前就在推特上關注了魔術師的人，都會在他被聘用前告訴你，他成為總經理會是一個災難。要是他做好了這份工作才會讓人震驚。

[–][GSW] Kevin Durant shanetrey5 36 points 21 hours ago

FUCK MAGIC, D’ LO IS A MOTHERFUCKING LEADER

勇士球迷：傻X魔術師，拉塞爾特麼就是個領袖！

[–][LAL] Brandon Ingram meengine 7895 points 20 hours ago

Magic wanted a leader. D'Angelo then lead us the way to Cancun.

湖人球迷：魔術師以前想要一個領袖。然後拉塞爾帶領我們去了坎昆。

[–]Celtics goofygoober2 2135 points 20 hours ago

At least Magic is free to go on all the late night talk shows to start the tampering early

凱爾特人球迷：至少現在魔術師可以隨便上那些深夜脫口秀節目，早早開始引誘其他球星了。

[–]Warriors captainsuperfuc 1010 points 20 hours ago

The Lakers just wasted a year of JaVale McGee's prime by putting scrubs like Lance Stevenson, LeBron James, and Michael Beasley around him. smh

勇士球迷：湖人浪費了麥基一年的巔峰期啊，居然給他配備史蒂芬森、詹姆斯和比斯利這些不入流的球員。哎……

[–]Lakers Curlybrac 425 points 21 hours ago

Fade me, fam.

Used to it now.

湖人球迷：了斷我吧，老鐵。

我現在都習慣了。

[–]Lakers Jayveesac 168 points 21 hours ago

Fuck Maginka

湖人球迷：傻X魔林卡！

[–]Have AGr8DayStranger 126 points 21 hours ago

Fr tho, every move they made has been neutral or negative. LeBron doesn’t count as a move by Maginka, he isn’t here cuz of Maginka, he was coming to LA regardless.

不過還真是的，他們每一個操作都是中立或者被動的。詹姆斯的到來不能算是魔林卡的操作，他來湖人可不是因為魔術師和佩林卡的努力，他是自己不管不顧地來洛杉磯的。

[–]Lakers AdolescentThug 47 points 20 hours ago

It's infuriating when everyone puts 100% of the blame on Luke.

Don't get me wrong, he's a part of the problem, but how the hell is he supposed to coach such a poorly constructed roster into the playoffs, in literally one of the most competitive conferences in NBA History.

湖人球迷：讓人火大的是大家都把鍋全甩給沃頓。

別誤解我，沃頓是有部分責任，不過在今年西部這麼一個NBA史上最具競爭力的分區裡，沃頓面對著這麼一套老弱病殘的陣容，他尼瑪還能怎麼做？

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[–]Spurs OUisBack 1982 points 21 hours ago

EVERYBODY GET IN HERE

馬刺球迷：大家都來這兒集合咯！

[–]Raptors MoggTheOtherTwin 667 points 21 hours ago

I was here

猛龍球迷：我早就在這兒等著了！

[–]Bulls Riderz_of_Brohan 300 points 21 hours ago

WE ARE ALL WITNESSES

公牛球迷：我們都是見證者！！！

[–]Pistons numberonecsgobettor 21 points 21 hours ago

Commenting so I am apart of history

活塞球迷：為了成為歷史的一員我也評論下。

[–]Thunder newman796 1076 points 21 hours ago

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO.

JAVALE FUCKING MCGEE LED ALL LAKERS IN SCORING.

雷霆球迷：笑死老子了，賈維爾-特麼的-麥基居然是湖人這場的得分王。

[–]Heat ringmasterbro 574 points 20 hours ago

AND REBOUNDING. THEY DIDN'T DESERVE THE REIGNING BACK TO BACK CHAMPION TBH

熱火球迷：而且還是籃板王呢。說實話，他們配不上麥基這個連著兩個賽季的衛冕冠軍成員！

[–]Bucks PremierInferior 275 points 20 hours ago

Can Magic PLEASE get JaVale McGee some help??

雄鹿球迷：能麻煩魔術師給麥基找些幫手嗎？？

[–]Pistons subMJM 35 points 21 hours ago

Can't win with them cats.

活塞球迷：沒法和這些阿貓阿狗一起贏球。

[–][LAC] Lamar Odom dezthompson 470 points 21 hours ago

The top post all time in r/nba is Lebron joining the Lakers. Will this post surpass it?

快船球迷：此前這個專區最熱的帖子是詹姆斯加盟湖人。那這條帖子會超過之前那條嗎？

[–]Spurs grgriffin3 2000 points 21 hours ago

This is gonna be the most upvoted post of all time, isn't it.

馬刺球迷：這個帖子會成為史上最熱貼，對吧？

[–][TOR] Jorge Garbajosa wikiman2001 131 points 21 hours ago

You underestimate the power of laker fans

猛龍球迷：你小看了湖蜜的力量啊。

Waiting for the "the golden state warriors have been eliminated from championship contention" post.

猛龍球迷：等著“金州勇士已正式從總冠軍的爭奪中被淘汰出局”的帖子吧。

[–]Bucks On_Adderall 640 points 21 hours ago

Gonna have to wait until at least 2020 for that one...

雄鹿球迷：那至少得等到2020年……

[–]Celtics pkosuda 390 points 20 hours ago

The other day at work I was like "I miss the brackets we used to do for the NBA Playoffs, we should do that again" and my friend just looked at me in silence until I realized by myself that there would be no point while the Warriors dynasty exists.

凱爾特人球迷：前天工作的時候，我說“我想念以往季後賽的那種對位競猜了，我們應該再搞一次”，我的朋友就靜靜地看著我，然後我意識到了，只要勇士王朝還存在，這種競猜就毫無意義。

[–]Rockets CaptainBlooper 30 points 20 hours ago

LeBron would make good trade bait for picks to build around McGee and Zion in the offseason.

火箭球迷：要是圍繞著麥基和錫安建隊的話，那詹姆斯在休賽期應該是個不錯的選秀籤交易物。

[–]Celtics CaptainGronk69 93 points 21 hours ago

Lakers fans furiously photoshopping Lakers jerseys on every all star

凱爾特人球迷：湖蜜憤怒地把每個全明星都P上了湖人球衣。

[–][GSW] Stephen Curry GSWarrior18 21 points 16 hours ago

Pretty sure once you become a Laker fan you automatically get a free Photoshop subscription

勇士球迷：一旦你成為了湖蜜，那你就自動擁有了免費的PS使用權，這點我很確信。

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