每一天的快樂都要比昨天多一點！你也是哦！
我覺得我的手挺好看的，不信你拉試試。
I think my hand is very good-looking. I don't believe you to try it.
多想有一天，我們不再互道晚安，而是睡在彼此的身邊。
How I want to one day, we no longer say good night to each other, but sleep beside each other.
想永遠做你草莓味的小甜心。
I want to be your strawberry sweetheart forever.
全世界我只想你來愛我，除了你之外的人都聽說。
I just want you to love me all over the world. Everyone except you has heard.
嘿！不要問我喜不喜歡你，我的余光中都是你。
Well! Don't ask me whether I like you or not. You are the only one in my afterglow.
土豆可以變成土豆泥，玉米可以變成玉米泥，我可以變成我愛泥。
Potatoes can be mashed potatoes, corn can be mashed corn, I can be mashed I love.
睜眼閉眼都是你，輸入法也是你。
Open your eyes and close your eyes. Input method is also you.
愛極了所有與你的溫存時刻 竟對一輩子也起了貪念。
I love you so much that all the warm moments with you are greedy for my whole life.
找男盆友 要求不高，和女孩子說過話的不要。
It's not very demanding to find a boyfriend. Don't talk to a girl.
你不用追我，因為我看見你就跑不動了。
You don't have to chase me because I can't run when I see you.
我才不要做你的甜心小寶貝 我要做花光你錢包的鬼。
I don't want to be your sweetheart, baby. I want to be the one who spends your wallet.
休想借著親我的名義偷我口紅。
Don't steal my lipstick in the name of kissing me.
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