美國直男的互懟日常,毒舌——謝耳朵是專業的!

You sure your mothlike personality won't be drawn to this blazing fire that is myself?

你確定以你飛蛾撲火的性格不會被我這熊熊烈火所吸引嗎?

美國直男的互懟日常,毒舌——謝耳朵是專業的!

One cries because one is sad. For example, I cry because others are stupid, and that makes me sad.

大家都是因為傷心才哭嘛。比方我吧,我總為別人太傻哭,因為人家愚蠢搞得我很傷心。

美國直男的互懟日常,毒舌——謝耳朵是專業的!

I'd have to lose 60 iq points to be classfied as smart.

我要是被歸為聰明一類,我的智商測試就要少60分了。

美國直男的互懟日常,毒舌——謝耳朵是專業的!

It's just a privilege to watch your mind at work。

能目睹你動腦真是個榮幸。

美國直男的互懟日常,毒舌——謝耳朵是專業的!

I thought she was a highly evolved creature of pure intellect,like me. But recent events indicate that she may be a slave to her baser urgers. Like you.

我以為她是個高度進化的純高智商生物,就像我。而最近的事件表明,她也許不過是個屈服於低級慾望的生物,就像你。

美國直男的互懟日常,毒舌——謝耳朵是專業的!


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