[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, everyone except Joey is decorating for Christmas.]
Ross: Come here, Marcel. Sit here. (Marcel wanders off)
Rachel: Pheebs, I can't believe he hasn't kissed you yet. I mean God, by my sixth date with Paolo, I mean he had already named both my breasts! ...Ooh. Did I just share too much? 拜託，沒想到他還沒親你 我第6次和保羅約會時 他就為我的雙峰取了名字 我分享太多了嗎？
Ross: Just a smidge. 一點點
Phoebe: David's like, y'know, Scientist Guy. He's very methodical. 大衛是個科學家 做事一絲不苟
Monica: I think it's romantic. 我覺得很好
Phoebe: Me too! Oh! Did you ever see An Officer and a Gentleman? 我也是 你們看過軍官與紳士嗎？
Rachel: Yeah!
Phoebe: Well, he's kinda like the guy I went to see that with. Except, except he-he's smarter, and gentler, and sweeter... I just- I just wanna be with him all the time. Day and night, and night and day... and special occasions... 他就是我心目中的白馬王子 除了他更聰明，溫柔體貼 我只想整天和他廝守在一起 不管是白天或夜晚 還是夜晚或白天 還有特別的日子
Chandler: Wait a minute, wait a minute, I see where this is going, you're gonna ask him to New Year's, aren't you. You're gonna break the pact包裝、引申為整體. She's gonna break the pact. 等等，我知道了 你邀他共度新年，對不？你想拋棄我們 她想拋棄我們
Phoebe: No, no, no, no, no, no. Yeah, could I just? 不不不... 我可以嗎...？
Chandler: Yeah, 'cause I already asked Janice. 好吧，因為我已約了Janice
Monica: What?!
Ross: C'mon, this was a pact! This was your pact! 拜託，我們是六人行 你的六人
Chandler: I snapped, okay? I couldn't handle the pressure and I snapped. 我毀約了，行嗎？我耐不住寂寞，我毀約了
Monica: Yeah, but Janice? That-that was like the worst breakup in history! 可是Janice…你們的分手不是糟透了？
Chandler: I'm not saying it was a good idea, I'm saying I snapped! 我沒說這是個好主意 我毀約了
[Joey enters, his shoes have bells on, which jingle as he walks. He is wearing a long coat.]
Joey: Hi. Hi, sorry I'm late.
(He removes the coat to reveal an elf costume)
Chandler: Too many jokes... must mock Joey! 太滑稽了，喬伊你太逗了
Joey: Nice shoes, huh? (He wiggles his foot and the bells tinkle) 鞋子正點吧
Chandler: Aah, y'killing me! 我快笑死了
(Marcel knocks over some kitchen tools)
Monica: Ross! He's playing with my spatulas again! 羅斯，它又玩我的鏟子
Ross: Okay, look, he's not gonna hurt them, right? 它又不會玩壞的
Monica: Do you always have to bring him here? 你非得每次都帶它來不可嗎？
Ross: I didn't wanna leave him alone. Alright? We- we had our first fight this morning. I think it has to do with my working late. I said some things that I didn't mean, and he- he threw some faeces... 我不想讓它獨守空房 我們早上才吵了一架 一定是我加班惹的禍 我說了不該說的話 它就朝我扔一坨屎
Chandler: Y'know, if you're gonna work late, I could look in on him for you. 如果你必須加班 我可以替你照顧它
Ross: Oh, that'd be great! Okay, but if you do, make sure it seems like you're there to see him, okay, and you're not like doing it as a favour to me. 這太好了，不過如果你去照顧它 要裝成一付去找它的樣子 不能讓它知道你是在幫我忙
Chandler: Okay, but if he asks, I'm not going to lie. 好，但它如果問起 我可就要實話實說了
[Scene: Max and David's lab, David is explaining something to Phoebe with the aid of a whiteboard.]
David: ...But, you can't actually test this theory, because today's particle accelerators are nowhere near powerful enough to simulate these conditions. 但我們仍無法測試這個理論 因為今日粒子加速的速度 仍無法模擬出這樣的情況
Phoebe: Okay, alright, I have a question, then.
David: Yuh.
Phoebe: Um, were you planning on kissing me ever? 你要親我嗎？
David: Uh, that's definitely a, uh, valid question. And, uh, the answer would be (Writes YES on the board) yes. Yes I was. But, see, I wanted it to be this phenomenal kiss that happened at this phenomenal moment, because, well, 'cause it's you. 這是個正當而合理的問題 答案是…對，我曾想過 但我要讓這非凡的事件 發生在非凡的時刻 因為是你
Phoebe: Sure.
David: Right. But, see, the longer I waited, the more phenomenal the kiss had to be, and now we've reached a place where it's just gotta be one of those things where I just like... sweep everything off the table and throw you down on it. And, uh, I'm not really a, uh, sweeping sorta fella. 當然 但等得越久親吻就越非凡而在此時此地 我想掃去桌上的一切 將你丟在上面 但我不是會掃去一切 那種猴急的男人
Phoebe: Oh, David, I, I think you are a sweeping sorta fella. I mean, you're a sweeper! ...trapped inside a physicist's body. 大衛，我想你是 你是被困在物理學家體內的猛男
David: Rrrreally.
Phoebe: Oh, yeah, oh, I'm sure of it. You should just do it, just sweep and throw me. 沒錯，我確定 掃去一切然後將我丟上去吧
David: ...Now? Now?
Phoebe: Oh yeah, right now.
David: Okay, okay, okay. (Gets ready to sweep, and then picks up a laptop computer) Y'know what, this was just really expensive. (Puts it down elsewhere. Then picks up a microscope) And I'll take- this was a gift. (Moves it) 現在？對,現在 好... 這東西很貴的 這個是人家送的
Phoebe: Okay, now you're just kinda tidying. 你在清理場地？
David: Okay, what the hell, what the hell. (Sweeps the remaining papers off the desk and grabs Phoebe) You want me to actually throw you or you-you wanna just hop? 好吧,管他的 你想讓我丟上去還是自己跳上去？
Phoebe: I can hop. (She hops onto the table) 我自己跳好了
(They kiss, finally) "
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