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歡迎收看節目，福克斯新聞是特朗普總統的好朋友，但他們最近被總統嗆了，所以每當特朗普四處甩鍋的時候，他們總是得更狠一點，讓我們看看他們怎麼說的。
哇哦，你真的有很努力在向川普表忠心呢。做得不錯嘛，珍妮。但有一說一，我以為只有朝鮮的媒體才會做出這麼用力的表演，但是你絕對是做到了，甚至更勝一籌。
但不幸的是，你作為一個新人，你傳達的是錯誤的信息，且誤導了你的觀眾。你看，我們早就已經在控制這個疫情了，是我們在一月的時候就將城市進行封鎖。是我們歡迎WTO和美國的專家，是我們分享關於疫情的信息。
與此同時，在我們處於危難時刻的時候你們這些極右媒體卻正在忙著攻擊我們，但是現在我們逐漸恢復了。
我們在向那些需要我們幫助的城市輸送醫療隊伍和醫療資源，而與此同時美國正在對這些國家打劫。我覺得德國人想起他們丟失的口罩的時候應該不會很開心吧。
所以我會以你的口吻來說：
你的模型已經失控了
你的經濟也已經失控了
美國早就已經失控了
我不想你摧毀了你的國家或者你的生活方式
但是你又是這麼努力
你努力了這麼久想要贏得這次比蠢大賽
沒錯我說的就是（pandemic+dumb）腦殘流行病
早在1月20號，中國就在公共電視上說過這次疫情可能會以人傳人的形式存在，美國人早就知道了，你們過分忽視且刻意保護川普的競選不受疫情影響，卻允許病毒肆意傳播，把美國人的生命放在風險之中。你想控制人們，你背後的政治家們想要得到更多的選票，不過如果你準備開始著手於研究如何懲罰我們的話，不如先把我們的口罩手套防護服都禁了怎麼樣？
順便一提，如果你想讓我們把手伸回來，那麼你怎麼能指望我們給你們收拾爛攤子呢？用手不行難道用腳嗎？
就很可愛，在咄咄逼人的演講的結束後尋求幫助，中國早就告訴世界這個病毒會人傳人了，但就算我們沒說，大美利堅可是擁有世界上最先進的醫療技術，怎麼我們中國就突然成了你健康問題的信息來源了？
為了以防你們在未來再怪罪我們，我再告訴你點事兒珍妮，艾滋病是人傳人的，H1N1是人傳人的，流感都是人傳人的，你猜怎麼著，這就是病毒怎麼傳播的？人傳人！沒想到吧？！
別再騙你的人民了，中國不是你的敵人，WHO不是你的敵人，奧巴馬不是你的敵人，民主黨不是你的敵人，病毒才是你的敵人。我們中國人才不管你放什麼紙牌屋洋屁，這場對抗疫情的戰爭是全球性的，我們就攜起手來攻克難關唄！
哎呀~不好意思，我都忘了你們叫我們不要再向你們伸手了，我甚至都有點懷念你們在貿易戰時候的行徑了。
這就是我想說的，如果你覺得我說的不錯，記得給我的視頻點贊分享。
謝謝收看，我們下次再見~
翻頁查看英文版：
Alright, welcome to my show, FoxNews is a very good friend with President Trump, but they got slammed by Mr. President recently, so when Trump plays the blame game, they wanna go further, check out what they said.
wow, you are trying really hard to win Trump's heart back, well done, Jeanine, To be honest, I thought only North Korean host could do a show so powerfully like that, You totally nailed it, you are far better. unfortunately, as a news person, you misinformed and misled your audience. you see, we handled this pandemic very early, we put our city into lockdown in January, we welcomed experts from WHO and America, we shared information. At the same time, you far-right media were busy kicking us when we were down. Now we are getting better, we are sending medical teams and supplies to countries that needed our help while America is robbing them. I think Germans might not be very happy about their missing masks.
So I will say this to you in your tone. Your model is out of control, your economy is out of control, America is already out of control. I don't want you to destroy your country or your way of life, but you work too hard you fought too long to win this pandumic, that's what I say, pandumic. China said this virus could be transmitted from human to human on public television on January 20th, America knew about, overly ignored about and intentionally protected Trump's campaign from the virus, but allow that virus to be released, putting the rest of the American people at risk. you wanna control people, your politicians wanna get more votes. If you are gonna start working on how we are gonna be punished, how about starting with banning our masks, gloves, and gowns. By the way, if you want us to keep our damn hands off you, then how do you expect us to do something about what got you to this mess in the first place? With our feet?
That's cute, asking for a favor at the end of an aggressive speech.
China told the world that this virus is human-to-human, but even if we didn't, America has the most advanced medical technology in the world, how come China suddenly becomes your source on the health issue. In case you blame us in the future, let me tell you something Jeanine, AIDS is human-to-human, H1N1 is human-to-human, flu is human-to-human. Guess what, that is literally how viruses spread. From human-to-human. surprise! Stop fooling your people, China is not your enemy, WHO is not your enemy, Obama is not your enemy, Democrats are not your enemy, the virus is your enemy. We Chinese don't give a damn about your House of Cards drama, this war against the virus is global, and let's work hand in hand to win this one! Oops, I'm sorry, I forgot that you want us to keep our damn hands off you.
Seeing how drunk you guys are, I kinda miss your behavior during the trade tension.
That's all I wanna say. If you agree with my view, please like this video, and share it. Thank you and see you next time.
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