没生活费了，打电话给老爸，老爸淡定的说:“钱已经打过去了，2万！”放下电话，我激动不已，果然是亲爹。去取款机一查，余额只有5百，遂打电话过去问老爸:“不对啊，卡上怎么只有5百？”老爸说“5百已经不少了

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