01
中国哪里的姑娘最漂亮？
Where can you find the most beautiful girls in China?
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WeChat Moments.
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02
请给出一句很有内涵的诗句。
Please name a thought-provoking sentence from a poem.
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一懒众衫小。
Once lazy, all your clothes get smaller.
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03
如何理解“穷不是一种状态”？
What's the meaning of 'poverty is not a certain situation'?
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穷是一种常态。
It's the common situation.
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04
参观一个世界奇观时
你最想了解哪些信息？
What do you want to know the most when you visit a World Wonder?
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这附近有什么好吃的吗？
What can I find to eat around there?
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05
如果被车撞飞10米远，
爬起来之后说什么最帅？
What is the coolest thing to say after you have got hit by a car and managed to stand up again?
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下一辆！
Next!
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06
妈，我是你的什么？
Mother, what am I to you?
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妈的智障。
My karma.
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07
为什么前女友还会一直关注我呢？
What could be the reason that my ex still follows me on social networks?
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知道你过得不好我也就放心了。
Knowing that you still mess everything up makes my day.
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08
为什么打群架的时候
普遍会脱掉上衣？
Why do people usually take off their clothes when starting a gang fight?
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假如脱掉裤子的话，
总觉得有哪里不对，气氛怪怪的。
Because it would be weird to take off your pants.
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09
哪件事，
让你对自己的无知感到震惊？
What is the experience in which you got shocked by your own ignorance?
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小时候写作文要写笔名，
我写了“中华绘图铅笔”。
Back when I was little,
we were required to write down our pen names.
And I wrote down the name of my pen's brand.
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10
怎么反驳“你行你上啊”的逻辑？
How should I respond to 'You can you up'?
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我评论个鸡蛋不好吃，还得自己下个蛋啊？
So I need to lay an egg to comment on an egg's flavor?
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11
如何一个月减肥40斤？
By what means can I lose 20 kilograms in a month?
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截肢。
Amputation.
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12
怎样含蓄地表达
「我已经被收买了」
How can I subtly suggest that I've been compromised?
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我说句公道话……
Let me say this impartially...
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13
如何追求学医的女生？
How to chase a girl majoring in medicine?
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你好，我有病。
Hi, I'm sick.
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14
为什么你长痘痘？
Why do you have pimples?
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因为我可爱得冒泡。
Because I'm just bubble-bubbly cute.
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15
你们夫妻每月挣多少钱？
How much do you two earn per month?
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我月收入一万，
加上我老婆可以到两千。
My monthly income is 10,000.
And it can get to 2,000 with my wife's contribution.
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16
打雷的时候关窗户有用吗？
Does it work to close the window when it's thundering outside?
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没用的，我试过了，
关了窗雷一样在打。
No, it won't. I've tried.
It was still thundering outside after I closed the window.
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17
你见过哪些概率极小极小的事件？
What extremly-small-probability event have you witnessed?
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20道完形填空，全错。
Done a cloze test of 20 questions
with 0 answer right.
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18
我要如何才能显得很高冷？
How can I look high-end and cool?
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搬去喜马拉雅。
Move to the Himalayas.
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19
两千元人民币，想出国穷游
可以去哪些国家？
To which country can I do a budget travel with 2,000 RMB?
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秦鲁齐蜀韩郑魏楚赵燕吴等等...
For example,
all the principalities in ancient China.
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20
为什么在洗完澡之后
有些人会觉得自己变漂亮了？
Why do some people find themselves prettier after they take a shower?
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脑子进水了。
The brain has water damage.
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21
呆萌和脑残的界限是？
What is the boundry between 'clumsy' and 'stupid'?
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“和”。
"and".
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22
你临死前的遗言是什么？
What would you say before you die?
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能不能换个医生试试？
我觉得我还能活……
Can we try another doctor?
I think I can still be worked on...
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23
为什么女生有体香，而男生没有？
Why do women give out sweet scent but men don't?
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化妆品腌入味了。
The makeup is fermenting.
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24
男生说什么话
女生会觉得很大气？
What would be manly for a man to say in front of a girl?
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买！
I'll pay.
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25
因为胖不敢去操场跑步怎么办？
I dare not go to the playground for running. What should I do?
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你怎么敢去食堂？
How dare you go to the canteen?
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26
你看《我是歌手》吗？
Do you know I'm a Singer?
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不是。
No, you're not.
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27
热恋是一种怎样的体验？
How does it feel to love somebody insanely?
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两个长得像猪一样的人
还怕对方被抢走了。
Two people who are on no aspect attractive worry about each other being stolen by someone else.
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28
有什么赞扬让你比较尴尬？
Is there any compliment that makes you awkward?
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人不可貌相啊！
We really cannot judge a book by its cover, can we?
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29
你怎么一个人逛街啊？
Why are you shopping all by yourself?
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半个人逛街我怕吓着你。
I fear it would scare you to death if half of me were shopping.
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30
单身两年以上是什么体验？
How does it feel to be single for more than 2 years?
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单身22年
不知道你说的是哪两年？
I've been single for 22 years.
Which 2 years are you suggesting?
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31
你收到的最可怕的礼物是什么？
What is the most terrifying present you've ever received?
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一本书，叫《百年孤独》。
A book named One Hundred Years of Solitude.
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32
要是在古代，
姐的颜值能撑起整个青楼。
Back in the ancient times, a face like mine can hold a whole brothel.
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你是说你长得像柱子吗？
You mean you look like a pillar?
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33
很高兴为你服务。
I'm glad to be at your service.
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你高兴得太早了。
You'll find out you got glad too fast.
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34
超人为什么要穿紧身衣？
Why does the superman wear tights?
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救人要紧。
(To save people with tights.)
It is important to save people.
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35
妈，我能看电视吗？
Mom, can I watch the television?
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当然可以啊，只要不打开就行。
Of course you can, as long as it's turned off.
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36
你得揣摩出题人的意图。
You need to understand why they set this question in the first place.
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他想我死。
They want me to die.
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37
你知道吗？你最终会变成你讨厌的人。
You know what? You eventually become someone you loathe.
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借你吉言，我讨厌有钱人。
Thanks, I loathe the rich.
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38
国庆去北京旅游有什么好建议吗？
Gonna be traveling in Beijing during the National Day vacation. Any suggestion?
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别去！
Don't go.
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39
等我瘦了就回来找你。
I'll come back for you when I get slim.
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如果你不想见我，其实可以直说。
You can level with me if you don't want to see me.
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40
有史以来最伟大的虚构人物是谁？
Who is the greatest fictional character in history?
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别人家的小朋友。
Someone else's child.
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41
你看看别人家的男朋友
都是吃女朋友吃剩下的饭！！！
Look at other girls' boyfriends. They eat their grilfriends' leftover.
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那你倒是给我剩点啊！
Sounds as if you ever left any over.
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42
为什么秀恩爱通常选择在中午？
Why do people usually publicly display affection at noon?
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因为早晚会有报应。
Because sooner or later karma will come to them.
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43
请用一个词来形容你的男朋友。
Please use one word to describe your boyfriend.
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哪？
Where?
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44
被人追了怎么拒绝？
How do I successfully reject someone who is chasing me?
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就地卸妆。
Remove your makeup, right now, right there.
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45
为了让你好好学习，父母都给过你什么？
What did your parents give you to make you study harder?
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这张脸。
This face.
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46
为什么有的男生追女生追到一半不追了？
Why do some boys give up half-way pursuing a girl?
“
你倒是给个进度条啊。
Why don't you display a progress bar?
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47
问世上不会游泳的动物是？
What animals on earth can not swim?
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媳妇和妈。
Your wife and your mother.
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48
你是怎么看节假日堵车的？
What do you think of traffic jams in holidays and festivals?
“
我就在我家电视上看的。
I watch it on TV at home.
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49
大雁为什么要飞去南方过冬？
Why do wild geese fly south for the winter?
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因为走过去太累了。
It's too tired for them to walk there.
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50
老师，你教的都是没用的东西！
Sir, what you teach are useless!
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我不许你这样说自己！
I don't allow you to comment yourself like this!
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