週一啦!
左眼lucky右眼happy
又是元氣滿滿的一天吶~
humor is the life waves buoy.
幽默是生活波濤中的救生圈。
今天給大家分享十張英文圖片,
相信你會對其中的幽默會心一笑。
All my plans for the future start with "When I get rich".
對於未來的所有打算都是從“什麼時候脫貧”開始
Smile and let the whole world wonder why.
別人笑我太瘋癲,我笑別人看不穿。
I got 99 problems and money could solve at least 73 of them.
有99個難題,錢至少可以解決掉73個。
What do bees do with their honey?
They cell it..
(cell與sell 同音; 前者為“售賣”,後者在這裡指“蜂巢”)
蜜蜂如何處理自己的蜂蜜?
儲存在蜂巢裡。
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7, 8, 9.
為什麼6怕7?
因為7,8, 9。
(“8”的發音與"ate"一致;"ate"是“吃”的過去式)
Pros and cons of making food
Pros: food
Cons: making
烹飪美食的好處和壞處
好處:美食
壞處:烹飪
etc= end of thinking capacity
諸如此類=想不出來
I love days when my only problem is
tea or coffee.
我希望我的生活只存在一個難題:喝茶還是喝咖啡。
Happy has five letters.
Pizza has five letters.
There is no coincidence.
“幸福”有五個字母。
“披薩”也有五個字母。
這絕不是巧合。
Take my advice.
I don't use it anyway.
採取我的建議吧。反正我也不用。
END
Our great efforts are not to make somebody moved, nor do we want to prove to somebody. Maybe just not being resigned to abandoning the best self in our heart without reason. We tell ourselves never give up day and night.
我們那麼努力,不是為了感動誰,也不是為了證明給誰看,或許只是因為不甘心內心最好的自己被無辜遺棄,而日日夜夜告訴自己永不放棄。
週一你要元氣滿滿
畢竟距離週末還有
週二、週三、週四、週五
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