正值盛夏，天气炎热，有什么消暑方法最有效，当然是讲冷笑话啦！今天我们给大家准备了一些英语梗的冷笑话，小心不要被冻住啰！
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An MIT linguistics professor was lecturing his class the other day. “In English,” he said, “a double negative forms a positive. However, in some languages, such as Russian, a double negative remains a negative. … But there isn’t a single language, not one, in which a double positive can express a negative.” A voice from the back of the room piped up, “Yeah, right.”
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A British soldier meets an Australian soldier on a war zone.
British soldier: Did you come here to die?
Australian soldier: Nah mate, I came here yesterday.
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Your brain has two parts. Right part and Left part.
Your right part has nothing left, and your left part has nothing right.
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-- how do you call a deer with no eyes?
-- no idea
-- right
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Q: "What letter of the alphabet has got lots of water?"
A: "The C"
Q: How do you spell mousetrap?
A: C-A-T.
Q: What's the longest word in the dictionary?
A: Rubber-band -- because it streches.
Q: When does a dialect become a language?
A: When its speakers get an army and a navy.
Q: What's a teacher's favorite nation?
A: Expla-nation.
Q: Name a bus you can never enter?
A: A syllabus.
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When I drink alcohol,everyone says I'm an alcoholic.When I drink Fanta,no one says I'm fantastic.
这些笑点你有get到吗？你还知道哪些好玩的英语梗呢？欢迎留言给我们！
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