勒布朗-詹姆斯已經受夠了洛杉磯當地的記者。有一個記者問勒布朗：“你（在訓練時）穿6號球衣有什麼特別的原因嗎？”詹姆斯回覆道：“訓練時穿6號球衣已經是我很久的習慣了。我現在開始覺得，你們很多人才認出來我是誰。”
LeBron already fed up with LA journalists. Reporter: "Is there a particular reason you are wearing number 6?" LeBron: "I've worn 6 in practice for a long time. I'm starting to figure out a lot of you guys are just now recognizing who I am."
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[–]RocketsSuperawesomecoolman 2553 指標 1 天前
Damn LeBron is so sassy in LA right off the bat.
火箭球迷：我去，勒布朗剛來洛杉磯就這麼犀利了啊。
[–]NBAYourMajesty90 1483 指標 1 天前
Old man stage. No fucks left to give.
老頭子。處於啥都不在乎的狀態。
[–]thegoodest 451 指標 1 天前
Entering that vino stage. A la Kobe
他也步入“vino”[譯註1]的階段了。科比微微一笑。
[譯註1]Vino是科比生涯後期一位朋友給他起的綽號，本意是葡萄酒，由於紅酒封存時間越長就越醇香，這裡用於形容科比在生涯末期也能有上佳表現。
[–][LAL] Kobe Bryantdakak36 126 指標 1 天前
Let's hope the vino stage yields more team success this time
湖人球迷：那我希望這次的vino階段可以帶來更多的球隊成功吧……
[–]Lakersmillenniumpianist 56 指標 21小時前
Let's just start with no injuries.
湖人球迷：先別要求太多，咱就從“不受傷”開始吧。
[–]Charlotte Hornetsslickestwood 294 指標 1 天前
He turns heel whenever he leaves Cleveland.
每次勒布朗離開克利夫蘭都會大大改變自己的行事方式啊。
[–]Celticsjwd2213 96 指標 1 天前
It's fantastic
凱爾特人球迷：簡直太精彩了。
[–]Cavalierspita4912 152 指標 1 天前
It’s because he has been constantly disrespected from the moment he has signed here. It’s been weird as a cavs fan in LA the last few months
騎士球迷：這是因為詹姆斯自簽約湖人後就一直不被尊重。最近幾個月以來，作為一個在洛杉磯生活的騎士球迷，我的感覺太奇怪了。
[–]LakersQuesly 177 指標 21小時前*
some people in our fanbase who I'm pretty sure have some sort of mental handicap aren't happy that we signed literally the best player in the league.
湖人球迷：我湖球迷裡有些人絕對存在某種心理障礙，他們竟然對我湖簽下了聯盟中最棒的球員感到不滿。
[–]LakersNickk_Jones 47 指標 20小時前
Kobe is my favorite of all time, the reason I love basketball and I couldn’t be more psyched. Kobe himself is excited so I don’t know what’s wrong with these people.
湖人球迷：科比是我歷史上最喜歡的球星，他就是我愛上籃球的原因。然而就連我也對詹姆斯的到來感到無比激動。科比自己都感到很興奮，所以我不知道這些人哪根筋搭錯了。
[–][CLE] LeBron JamesSomali_Kamikaze 1092 指標 1 天前
His hairline was looking extra crisp during media day. Wtf happened to it between then and now?
騎士球迷：詹姆斯的髮際線在媒體日那天看上去還挺濃密的啊，我了個艹，這幾天都發生了啥啊？
[–]Warriorscontigowater 1563 指標 1 天前
Paint wears off
勇士球迷：掉漆了。
[–]Mavericksrosewoods 171 指標 1 天前
Anyone know what kind of headband that is
有人知道詹姆斯戴的是哪種髮帶嗎？（見主樓）
[–]Sunsballsohardicus 704 指標 1 天前
Gotta be Nike
我覺著，應該得是耐克牌的吧？
[–]Lakerspm_me_cheesy_bread 78 指標 1 天前
I laughed way too hard at this comment
樓上這老哥的回覆簡直笑死我了。
[–]BulletsCeltics89 58 指標 23 小時前
I laughed harder because I pictured somebody laughing hard at that comment
想象有人對著這條評論大笑的場景讓我笑得更開心了。
[–]trelium06 151 指標 1 天前
I feel like he gets work done every off season.
我感覺勒布朗每個休賽期都要去做個頭發啊。
[–]Nuggetspapajustify99 127 指標 1 天前
He should have gone the MJ route a long time ago and shaved that shit off. He'd look beast with a shaved head.
他早就應該學習邁克爾-喬丹把他那jb玩意全剃掉啦。光頭勒布朗看起來一定會是一頭野獸。
[–][MIN] Andrew WigginsFermorian 77 指標 23小時前
That video of him right at the start of last offseason with the shaved head cemented that he needs to shave that shit.
去年休賽期開始時網上有一段視頻，那裡面的詹姆斯就剃了光頭，這讓我確信，勒布朗真的應該把頭剃乾淨。
[–][TOR] DeMar DeRozanMosKweli 48 指標 1 天前
He does, surprised he doesn’t just get the plugs
勒布朗確實每年休賽季都會去做頭髮。但是令我驚訝的是他居然沒有直接做個植髮。
[–]76ersmoneyball32 68 指標 23小時前
He had a transplant. That's how his hairline got back up. The only problem is he had a hair transplant before he was done balding, which is why his hairline at his temples is flawless but he got a big ol liberty-bell shaped bald spot in the center of his head.
Reminder to only consider a hair transplant if you're older than 35 and aren't still in the process of balding
他確實做了植髮，所以他的髮際線比以前更低了。唯一的問題在於，詹姆斯是在開始禿頂之前就做了植髮。這就是他太陽穴附近的髮際線完美無瑕，但是頭頂中央有一個鐘型的部位沒有頭髮的原因。友情提示，如果你考慮植髮，最好在35歲之後，並且並不處於禿頂的過程中。
[–]PistonsRock3tDoge 117 指標 1 天前
Man I wish he would just shave it. He'd look so badass with the bald head thick beard combo
我是真的希望他能把頭髮剃了，大光頭加上大鬍子的勒布朗絕對是狠人一枚啊。
[–]RaptorsFrobe08 636 指標 1 天前
Biggest mistake that reporter did was not doing his homework about LeBron on r/nba
這個記者犯的最大的錯誤就是沒有在話題區好好學習，預習有關勒布朗的功課。
[–]klawhileonard 449 指標 1 天前
Lebron “Russell Westbrook” James
勒布朗-“拉塞爾-威斯布魯克”-詹姆斯。
[–]Spursfourpinz8 280 指標 1 天前
“I’m out man, y’all nibbas tripping.”
“我撤了，喃們都特麼瘋了吧。”[譯註2]
[譯註2]有一次一位記者問威少“你覺得是爵士贏了這場比賽，還是你們輸了這場比賽？”
威少一臉懵逼，說“什麼玩意？你說啥呢啊”，“我撤了，喃們都特麼瘋了吧。”
[–]blackpenance 73 指標 1 天前
This subreddit would explode
詹姆斯要是這麼回答，話題區估計得炸。
[–]Lakerslakerswiz 242 指標 1 天前
What reporter was it?
湖人球迷：這位記者是誰啊？
[–][LAL] Vern MikkelsenEatMyShittyAsshole 165 指標 1 天前
Woj
湖人球迷：Woj唄。手動狗頭。
[–][LAC] CJ Williamswinkerpack 327 指標 1 天前
Windhorst
快船球迷：Brian Windhorst唄。手動狗頭。[譯註3]
[譯註3]布萊恩-溫德霍斯特（Brian Windhorst ）是ESPN著名體育記者，從詹姆斯高中時期就開始跟蹤報道他。被戲稱為詹姆斯的御用記者。
[–][CLE] Steve Kerrlethalitykd 599 指標 1 天前
windhorst knows what boxers size lebron wears, fuck u think he doesn't know jersey numbers? Smh
騎士球迷：他連詹姆斯穿多大碼的內褲的知道，你TMD居然覺得他不知道勒布朗的球衣號碼？拉倒吧。
[–][LAL] Kareem Abdul-JabbarADONBILIVID 265 指標 1 天前
Windhorst knows Lebrons dick size to the nanometer
湖人球迷：他甚至知道勒布朗老二的尺寸，精確到納米哦。
[–][LAL] Andrew Bynumwwgaray 122 指標 1 天前
Damn. Maybe he'd be able to measure mine.
湖人球迷：艹精確到納米？那他大概能測量我老二的長度了。
[–]HeatSockUnicorn 263 指標 1 天前
He said he can only measure down to nanometers.
熱火球迷：想要測你的話，那還得往下降降緯度，做不到啊。
[–][GSW] Zarko CabarkapaIAmNotKevinDurant_35 139 指標 1 天前
Lebron must be new to this town
勇士球迷：勒布朗一定是新來的吧（竟然對洛杉磯的媒體尿性感到驚訝）。
[–]Ghenges 203 指標 1 天前
The greatest thing that can ever happen out of him moving to LA is if he be became a villain... to the city. Imagine him taking the "yes I play here but fuck you and your city" attitude, lol.
勒布朗加盟湖人後可能發生的最有趣的事情莫過於此：他變成了這座城市的大反派。想象一下，要是勒布朗直接表示“沒錯，我的確為湖人效力，但是去TMD洛杉磯和洛杉磯的球迷們”，那該多精彩啊哈哈哈。
[–]LakersDorienG 54 指標 1 天前
LeBron lives in LA in the off-season. The only way he becomes a Gillian here is if he acts like Dwight Howard or tries to become LeGM, and I doubt Magic would let him do that.
湖人球迷：勒布朗休賽期一直都是住在洛杉磯的。他唯一可能變成洛城大反派的方法就是作出像德懷特-霍華德一樣的行為，或者嘗試變成“詹經理”，不過我不覺得魔術師會讓他這麼幹。
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