“你有打火機嗎?”
“沒有。”
“那你是怎麼點燃我的心的……”
這些土味情話,是當下撩妹撩漢的主流。連明星們也開始鬥起來。
在抖音上,還盛行著一段英語的土話:
Your eyes are so pretty
你眼睛真漂亮
Thank you
謝謝!
But mine are prettier than yours.
但我的眼比你更漂亮
Why?
為什麼
Cause you are in my eyes
因為我眼裡有你啊
看來,鬥起淳樸來,洋氣的英語,也有泥土的芬芳,不信你看。
1
You must be a high test score.
你試卷分數很高吧?
Why?
何出此言?
Because I want to take you home and show you to my mother.
因為我想把你帶回家,給我父母曬曬。
2
Hi, is your name Google?
你好,你是叫谷歌吧?
No! Why?
不是啊,什麼情況?
Because you have everything I'm looking for
因為我想找的東西,你都有啊!
3
Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk past you again?
你相信一見鍾情嗎?如果沒有的話,要不我再從你身邊經過一次?
4
There is no boundary for the sea of misery.
Turn back.
And you'll see me.
苦海無涯,回頭是我
5
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together
如果我能重新排列字母表,我要把 U 和 I 放在一起。
6
Do I know you?
我是不是認識你?
Why?
啥?
Cause you look exactly like my next girlfriend
因為你看上去特別像我的下一任女友!
(我長得這麼倒黴?)
7
If I had four quarters to give to the four prettiest women in the world...You would have a dollar.
如果我要把4個25美分,送給世界上最美麗的4個女人,你就有一塊錢了。
8
- Are you a magician?
- Why?
- Because whenever I look at you, everything else disappears.
- 你是魔術師嗎?
- 啊?為什麼?
- 因為每次看到你,周圍的一切都黯然失色。
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