08.24 老詹吃披薩的方式引起美國網友“強烈抗議”：用刀叉不能忍！

LeBron James with the worst pizza eating strategy of all time

（圖中文字：午餐時間！！披薩和玫瑰紅葡萄酒）

[–][NYK] Kristaps PorzingisJetsLag 5047 指標 1 天前

LeBron is not welcome in New York until he shows he's a changed man

尼克斯球迷：在詹姆斯證明自己已經洗心革面之前，紐約不歡迎這個人！

[–]Knicksocamocam 147 指標 23 小時前*

Follow that up with a 100+ point lead blowout of Chicago for their abomination of a "pizza", then he's redeemed.

尼克斯球迷：他必須要以100分以上的分差吊打公牛，作為對芝加哥人褻瀆披薩的懲罰，這樣才能救贖自己。[譯註1]

[譯註1]指芝加哥本地人引以為傲的deep dish厚披薩，會把餅底做成盤狀，將芝士和各種餡料裝在裡面。許多人認為deep dish不應稱作披薩，而更像是肉醬派，經常以此來調侃芝加哥。

[–]KnicksTheViper9 1215 指標 1 天前

He needs to eat a whole pie and fold every single slice if he wants any shot at redemption.

尼克斯球迷：想要完成救贖，詹姆斯必須吃掉一整個披薩，而且吃每一塊的時候都要用手卷起來吃。

[–]BullsClaymoresRevenge 507 指標 1 天前

Without any beverage

公牛球迷：而且不準喝飲料。

[–]76ersNo_Fairweathers 1024 指標 23 小時前

The grease is more than enough liquid.

這油水兒就夠多的了。

[–]New Jersey Netssad_pizza 172 指標 23小時前

Was at a Joe's pizza the other week. Heard some tourist say to his buddy that you shouldn't fold your pizza. I was about to give him the ol' slice to face.

籃網球迷：上次我在Joe’s吃披薩，聽見有遊客跟他同桌的人說吃披薩不能捲起來吃。我™差點一披薩糊他熊臉上。

[–]BucksOk_Maize 846 指標 1 天前

I bet he eats his candy bars with a fork and knife too.

我猜他吃糖棒也是用刀叉切著吃的。

[–]Bulletsragtime_sam 483 指標 21小時前

How do you eat it? With your hands?

不然呢？難不成樓上用手拿著吃嗎？

[–][OKC] Raymond FeltonDTttfu 3082 指標 1 天前

Skip: you really think Michael JEFFERY Jordan would cut his pizza with a knife and fork?! LeChoke can’t even pick it up without burning his SOFT choker hands. Just another WEAK MINDED move from the so called “Chosen One”

Skip Bayless（美國第一詹黑）會如此表示：“你真以為邁克爾-傑弗裡-喬丹會用刀叉吃披薩嗎？啞火詹那雙啞火的軟蛋手連披薩都不敢碰。這就是所謂“天選之子”又一軟弱的表現。”

[–][TOR] Kyle LowryNortho4 2293 指標 1 天前

My spurs wouldn’t even come close to eating a pizza like that, MJ would’ve eaten the whole thing in one bite. This shows LeBron is SOFT. He does NOT have the killer instinct

“我的馬刺隊永遠都不會這樣吃披薩。喬丹會把整個披薩一口吞進去。這說明了詹姆斯的軟弱，他根本就沒有殺手本能。”

[–]NBAzxc123zxc123 689 指標 1 天前*

"Jordan wouldn't be drinking soft weak Rosé either!"

"He'd drink 2 1.5L tequilas Stone Cold Steve Austin style, smoke a cigar, eat an ENTIRE CHICAGO DEEP DISH, and then drop 38pts with 10/5 on the Utah Jazz without even being hung over because you can't be hung over if you're barely TIPSY!"

Skkeeiiippuhh

“喬丹也不會選擇軟蛋的玫瑰紅葡萄酒！”

“他會以冷石史蒂夫-奧斯汀的方式面不改色地悶下兩瓶1.5升裝的龍舌蘭，抽支雪茄，吃掉一整張芝加哥厚披薩，然後第二天在爵士主場狂砍38分10板5助攻，而且連宿醉的感覺都沒有。因為他只會微醺而已，宿醉個毛線啊。”

唉Skip Bayless你可拉倒吧。

[–]Rocketssoulelite 134 指標 1 天前

Holy shit I watched a video where skip Bayless says mj > LeBron because mj did more for his team by having a higher usg rating, and then he proceeds to say KD > LeBron because lebrons usg rating is higher so he needs the ball more to be effective. The man has blind LeBron hate, wtf lebron ever do to him?

真™絕了，我曾經看過一個視頻，裡邊Skip Bayless說喬丹比詹姆斯強是因為他的使用率比詹姆斯高，為球隊做了更多貢獻，然後接下來他又說KD比詹姆斯強，因為詹姆斯的使用率更高所以需要更多地持球來保持效率。

這人純屬無腦詹黑啊，老詹怎麼得罪他了啊。

[–]WizardsNachoDipper 108 指標 23小時前

Lebron has done EVERYTHING for him actually. Skip wouldn't be half as popular if it weren't for his hot takes on Lebron.

實際上他的一切都是老詹給的啊。要不是他針對老詹的這些挑口水言論，他連現在一半的人氣都沒有。

[–]RaptorsBoogerSlug 3668 指標 1 天前

Dude drinks more Rose than a stay at home mom.

老詹這玫瑰紅葡萄酒喝得比全職帶娃主婦還多啊。

[–]Celticsroyaldocks 271 指標 22小時前

I already commented it before on a thread but the man is obsessed with wine lol. In Insta stories its always about either his family , his school or about wine.

我之前就在別的帖子裡說過這個話。老詹是真的愛喝紅酒啊哈哈。看他ins上基本上除了家庭和他建的學校，剩下就是紅酒。

[–]MClouscard 1435 指標 22小時前

Lebron treats his body like a science project, I wonder if his dietician has calculated Rose to be some sort of superfood

老詹對待自己身體的態度像搞科研項目一樣嚴謹。我很想知道是不是他的膳食營養師把玫瑰紅酒列為了某種對他有益的超級食品。

[–]RaptorsOmegeria 607 指標 21小時前*

Probably, the only other pro athlete I can think of who's a big wine fan is Pirlo. And that dude's Italian and owns a vineyard

Edit : Jesus christ I got it other athletes like wine too

可能吧，除了他以外，我能想到唯一熱衷於紅酒的運動員就是皮爾洛了。皮爾洛還是個意大利人，還有個酒莊。

編輯：臥了個槽別噴我了我知道其他運動員也愛喝紅酒行了吧。

[–]Hornetsscrambledgreg 532 指標 21小時前

Really? I read an article all about how NBA players love wine now. Apparently Carmelo is known as a guy who legit knows his wine. They were talking to known wine connoisseurs and apparently wine is all the rage now. At least they’ve moved beyond Hennessy like it was in the early 2000s.

真的嗎？我讀過一篇文章，說的是NBA球員現在對紅酒的熱衷。顯然安東尼也是出了名的會品酒。他們都和著名的品酒師有交流，顯然紅酒現在非常流行了。至少是超過了軒尼詩在2000年初期的地位。

[–]GrizzliesFuckFloridaGBO69 1121 指標 21小時前

Good to know he wines off the court as much as he does on it

老詹場上如紅酒一般越老越醇，場下也是品酒老司機，不錯不錯。

[–]Celticsjkf13 160 指標 21小時前

Yeah for real. The Cavs scheduled a trip up to Napa on the Golden State road trip last year. The NBA is huge into wine. Private parties at vineyards and wine cellars, and competition to see who can bring the nicest bottles.

是的哦，去年騎士隊在去金州打客場的時候，特地安排了全隊去納帕旅行。全聯盟的人都很喜歡紅酒。他們會在酒莊和貯藏室開私人派對，然後比賽看誰帶來的酒最好。

[–]Raptorschicogarciamarquez 804 指標 1 天前

Lebron the type of dude to go to a buffet and only eat salad.

老詹是那種去吃自助只吃沙拉的人。

[–][BOS] James Youngwalterdog12 399 指標 1 天前

He's the type of dude to go to a buffet and not even fill their plate, but stop eating after 1 plate cause they're "full".

他是那種去吃自助餐連一盤都裝不滿的人，而且他吃完盤子裡的就不再添了，因為他“飽了”。

[–][UTA] Ricky RubioJazzManOS 460 指標 1 天前

I feel attacked

我隱約感覺有人針對我。

[–]heysuess 275 指標 1 天前

You should.

說的就是你。

[–][LAC] Sindarius Thornwellkash96 149 指標 1 天前

I am a lifelong lebron stan but this is just flat out inexcusable

我這輩子都是忠實詹吹，但他這樣吃披薩實在是不能忍。

[–]NBAIAMA_BURNERACCOUNT 157 指標 1 天前

I never liked LeBron anyway.

（模仿特朗普）反正我從來也沒喜歡過他！

[–]LakersKyleVikings 603 指標 1 天前

ugh why did we sign this guy

湖人球迷：嘔，為什麼我們簽了這個人啊！？

[–]Lakersthereturnofjagger 147 指標 1 天前

certified bonafide SCRUB

湖人球迷：官方認證渣渣，絕無虛假。

[–][MIA] Mario ChalmersLeBron_SHITS_ON_MJ 986 指標 1 天前

who the fuck uses a fork to eat pizza? just use chopsticks

誰™會用刀叉吃披薩啊，都是用筷子好嗎。

[–][CHI] Andres NocioniThonMakerKDplusKG[S] 284 指標 1 天前

Fork and knife and cuts the crust clean off smh

用刀叉吃披薩，還把餅邊切下來了，哎！

[–]Shauerkraut 136 指標 1 天前

Probably had Savannah cut it for him too

說不定還是詹嫂給他切的。

[–]LakersGotsmeez 253 指標 1 天前

Maybe he saves the crust to feed the homeless...

可能是要把餅邊留給無家可歸的人吃吧。

[–]BucksSonnyLove 186 指標 1 天前

Dennis Rodman digs them out of Lebron's trash cans, so kind of

丹尼斯-羅德曼會從老詹的垃圾桶裡把餅邊刨出來的，所以你說的也不算錯。[譯註2]

[譯註2]丹尼斯-羅德曼和大衛-羅賓遜曾在90年代為必勝客新推出的芝心披薩做廣告， 廣告語是“crust first（先吃餅邊）”。