Before I can live with other folks I've got to live with myself. The one thing that doesn't abide by majority rule is a person's conscience.
在与别人相处之前，我得先跟自己相处。唯一一件不会遵从少数服从多数原则的事是人的良心-《杀死一只知更鸟》
Yeah it’s probably a little mean, but there is some comfort to be found in the knowledge that someone, somewhere has it even worse than you.
这样可能有点不太好，但有时候知道在某个地方有个人过得比我还惨，真的会感到安慰的！哈哈哈
#1 Well sh*t
新买的鸭子，然后天太热。。化成了一坨翔。。
#2 They deserve it.
活该！
让你停车这么任性！
#3 Using a car window as a mirror
把车窗当镜子
车窗摇下来的那一刻，妹子的眼神说明了一切
#4 Watch a French Swat team and this happened…
看法国特警队训练，然后…
纯洁的梨子用一根手指捂住了眼睛！
#5 Don’t wanna get my shoes wet
不想打湿鞋子。
然后小哥就大义灭亲，决定打湿手机！
#6 This perfect “Story in three panels” of my cousin
我表弟的三部曲
年纪轻轻就体会到了生无可恋
#7 My girlfriend’s state given license plate number
我女朋友的驾照
6969是什么意思？笑点在哪里？？（手动纯真脸）
#8 They look dry enough
真·干洗！
#9 Got a sandwich stuck in vending machine. Bought a drink to push the sandwich. Damn.
三明治卡在自动售货机里了，又买了瓶水，想让水把三明治推出来，然后。。
#10 Well that is awkward.
这就很尴尬了。。
那首《祝天下所有的情侣都是失散多年的兄妹》终于灵验了！
#11Wedding ring drops in lake
结婚戒指掉湖里了。
在湖边结婚真的太危险了！你们不听！
就说让你们不要结婚！
#12 Kids tries to pick up bottles
人家只是捡了个瓶子啊。。
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