38.Strange Patent Applications
奇怪的專利申請
I set about working in the current Patent Office after resigning from the court personnel. Competent and dynamic, I never feel passive while diving into the identification s of whether applications are valid and practical according to the new version of the criteria.。
有一次，有個人用不鏽鋼絲和繩子製作了一架三角形的直升飛機。他致電給我們，高興地聲稱其確實牢固，而且方便 使用，從不發生故障。我請他稍等，但這個天真的人掛了電話就開始從院子裡起飛。我撥打他在電話簿上的號碼試圖回電給他，卻無法接通。
With the
expectation of distinguishing their own importance, some people leave the beaten track and file strange products with us now and then, for example, lantern that can be attached on your forehead, cubic walnuts, refrigerator made of straw and glue , perfume that nobody can bear to smell, and so on. 為了顯示與眾不同，時不時就有人違反常規，向我們提交一些奇怪的產品申請，例如固定在前額的信號燈、立方體的胡桃、用稻草和膠水製作的
冰箱、沒人能受得了的香水等Once, a man made a triangle helicopter out of stainless wires and string. He called us up and merrily claimed it was stable and convenient to use, and never out of order. I asked him to hang on , but this innocent man just rang off and set out to fly from his courtyard. I dialed his number in the directory trying to ring him back, but never got through.
從法院人事部辭職後，我開始在
現在的專利局工作。我工作起來既稱職又有活力，在投身於根據新版的申請標準鑑定專利申請，以防他們無效或不實用時，我從未感覺到消極沒勁Merciful God blessing, an abrupt freezing rainfall made his powder wet. Luckily, the trouble was without any extension except that he crashed into a greengrocer’s making all the ripe fruits become messy jam. When people seized this crazy man with caution and sobered him by tapping his face, he complained about the bad weather instead of associating his failure with his unscientific design.
仁慈的上帝保佑，一場突然降臨的凍雨打溼了他的火藥，使他造成的麻煩沒有擴大，只是撞入一間水果店，把所有成熟的水果都壓成一塌糊塗的果醬。當人們小心地抓住 這個失去理智的人，輕輕拍打他的臉使他清醒過來時，他還在抱怨糟糕的壞天氣，卻沒有將他的失敗與他不科學的設計聯繫起來。
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