SAN FRANCISCO—Promising from the bottom of his heart that everyone’s jobs are in jeopardy, WhooshSnaps.biz CEO Brian Kleppen assured employees Thursday that he’s doing everything in his power to lay people off. “I’ve heard some concerns going around, and I want to impress upon each and every one of you that I’m taking every possible step to ensure that you are all out of a job with no income or health insurance,” said Kleppen in a company-wide email to employees, explaining that he was exploring all avenues to over leverage investments, misappropriate funds, and implement new approaches to hemorrhage money with the goal of firing as many staffers as possible. “Believe me when I say if it were up to me, I would terminate every single one of you. It gives me no pleasure to keep you around. The absolute last thing we want to do is retain all of our staff during this crisis.” At press time, Kleppen was working around the clock to free up funds tied up in employee paychecks to secure his year-end bonus.
在舊金山，他發自內心地承諾，每個人的工作都岌岌可危，whooshsnap.biz 的首席執行官 brian kleppen 週四向員工保證，他會盡一切努力解僱員工。 克萊彭在一封發給全公司員工的電子郵件中表示: “我聽到了一些擔憂，我想讓你們每個人都明白，我正在採取一切可能的措施，確保你們都失去了一份沒有收入或醫療保險的工作。”他解釋說，他正在探索所有途徑，以過度槓桿化投資、挪用資金，以及實施新的方法來處理大出血的資金，目標是儘可能多地解僱員工。 ”相信我，如果我說了算，我會幹掉你們每一個人。 把你留在身邊，我一點也不高興。 在這場危機中，我們最不想做的就是留住所有員工。” 截稿時 kleppen 正在夜以繼日地工作，以騰出僱員薪水支票上的資金，來獲得年終獎金。
