SAN FRANCISCO—Promising from the bottom of his heart that everyone’s jobs are in jeopardy, WhooshSnaps.biz CEO Brian Kleppen assured employees Thursday that he’s doing everything in his power to lay people off. “I’ve heard some concerns going around, and I want to impress upon each and every one of you that I’m taking every possible step to ensure that you are all out of a job with no income or health insurance,” said Kleppen in a company-wide email to employees, explaining that he was exploring all avenues to over leverage investments, misappropriate funds, and implement new approaches to hemorrhage money with the goal of firing as many staffers as possible. “Believe me when I say if it were up to me, I would terminate every single one of you. It gives me no pleasure to keep you around. The absolute last thing we want to do is retain all of our staff during this crisis.” At press time, Kleppen was working around the clock to free up funds tied up in employee paychecks to secure his year-end bonus.
在旧金山，他发自内心地承诺，每个人的工作都岌岌可危，whooshsnap.biz 的首席执行官 brian kleppen 周四向员工保证，他会尽一切努力解雇员工。 克莱彭在一封发给全公司员工的电子邮件中表示: “我听到了一些担忧，我想让你们每个人都明白，我正在采取一切可能的措施，确保你们都失去了一份没有收入或医疗保险的工作。”他解释说，他正在探索所有途径，以过度杠杆化投资、挪用资金，以及实施新的方法来处理大出血的资金，目标是尽可能多地解雇员工。 ”相信我，如果我说了算，我会干掉你们每一个人。 把你留在身边，我一点也不高兴。 在这场危机中，我们最不想做的就是留住所有员工。” 截稿时 kleppen 正在夜以继日地工作，以腾出雇员薪水支票上的资金，来获得年终奖金。
