01
戀愛是什麼，是浪漫。
浪漫是什麼，不僅是情不知所起一往而深，更是情不知何時而起一往而深。
What is the feeling of falling in love? Romance!
What is romance? It’s a deep affection out of no reason, and out of blue.
02
有時候不是我們天生容易遇渣男，
是彼此價值觀不吻合，互相碾壓，
把對方都弄成了渣。
Sometimes, we are not destined to meet playboys.
Most of the time, we grind our lover into junk
because we don’t agree with each other over values.
03
愛情，被戳穿就是騙局，沒戳穿就是信仰
Love, if the bubble is pricked, is called deception; if not, is called belief.
04
自由之代價使自由更加高貴。
The expense of freedom makes it nobler.
05
有些人出現在你的生命裡
是為了告訴你：你真好騙
Some people come to you in your life
to make you know that you are such an easy target.
06
都說女人是男人身上的一根肋骨，
你跟你的器官講隱私！
As is quoted from the Bible, woman is a rib in a man.
How can a man talks about piracy with his organ?
07
午夜夢迴，枕邊人不是心上人，
心上人已是夢中人。
In the middle of the night, you find your bedmate is not your sweetheart.
Your sweetheart only exists in your dream.
08
鬼知道今生摯愛是什麼，
我有可能遇到鬼我都不可能遇到今生摯愛
Only heaven knows who is the love of my life?
I am more likely to meet a ghost than find the destined one.
09
每個人的心中都有一匹慾望的野馬。
你可以去放養它，也可以去圈養它馴養它。
但是不要假裝它不存在，排斥它。
我們每個人都應該自由的，
驕傲的活出個生機勃勃的生命。
Indeed, in everyone’s heart lives a wild horse.
it's either free-range or domesticated.
But please don’t pretend it doesn’t exist and deny it.
All of us should be set free and live to our heart’s content.
10
真正的童話故事，
不是王子遇見了公主從此過上了幸福的生活，
而是一個平庸的我，遇見了一個平庸的你，
我們願意放下幻想，放棄標準，做一對相互依偎的狗，
因為此刻，我們只願相互依偎，彼此忠誠
The real fairy tale isn’t that prince and princess live a happy life.
Instead, it is about us. Once the ordinary you and I have met,
we are willing to put behind our visionaries, discard our standards,
and whole-heartedly become a pair of dogs snuggling against each other.
At the moment, we only want to hug and stay loyal to each other.
11
女人想要的往往不是真相，而是她們想要的真相
What women really want is not truth, but the truth they like.
12
人生很弔詭的那個地方在於:
你往往很動心的那個時刻，
都是在你還沒準備好的時候遇到。
當你準備好一切卻很難找回當初動心的那個瞬間了。
The paradox in life is that
most of time,
when you have a crush on someone, you are not ready;
when you get ready, you can hardly find the moment that once took your breath away.
13
選擇我愛的人是給自己製造傷口，
選擇愛我的人是給自己一副盔甲。
To choose a man I love is to create wounds for myself;
to choose a man who loves me is to give myself a suit of armor.
14
當你沒有上進心的時候
你是在殺人
你不小心，殺了自己的人生
When you entertain no ambition,
You are killing yourself,
You accidentally kill your own life.
15
“撐過去”是一種祝福和鼓勵，
可是對於絕症病人來說，“撐下去”，真的是一種詛咒。
Normally, hanging on is a kind of blessing and encouragement.
But for terminally ill patients, hanging on is really a curse.
16
奮鬥不一定成功，
但是不奮鬥真的好舒服。
Striving doesn’t necessarily lead to success,
but giving up struggling is really comfortable.
17
如果你沒有前幾年堅持的能力，
你就沒有後幾年選擇的權利。
If you don’t have the capacity to hang on in the first few years,
you are not entitled with the rights for free choice in your latter years.
18
任何被世界玩弄的人，
都表現的玩世不恭。
Those fooled by the world always look cynical at the first sight.
19
靠譜的事情只是在模仿，
不靠譜的才能打上自己的烙印。
Reliable stuff are nothing but imitation.
Only those unreliable are branded with unique marks.
20
什麼車需要備胎，破車，
什麼人需要備選，爛人。
What kind of cars need spare tire? A broken car.
What kind of people need a candidate lover? A loser.
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