[Lonzo] When my girl was pregnant, I was like 'eh'
球哥：我女朋友怀孕的时候，我的反应是“呃……”
[–]Lakerslifechips 241 指標 1 天前
LeBron his favorite player but didn’t listen to his advice from Trainwreck
湖人球迷：詹姆斯是他最喜欢的球员，然而他并没有听从詹姆斯在电影《生活残骸》中的忠告。
[–]NBAurfaselol 967 指標 1 天前
18 years 18 years....
18年啊18年……[译注1]
[译注1]从这楼开始到这层结束都在引用Kanye West的著名歌曲《傍大款》（Gold Digger）。
[–]-HeroTheyCallMe- 285 指標 1 天前
She's got one of your kids got you for 18 years...
她有了你的崽儿，就吃定你十八年……
[–]Bucksradpandaparty 138 指標 1 天前
I know somebody payin' child support for one of his kids
我就认识有个哥们在支付他其中一个孩子的抚养费。
[–]Thunderjust_let_go_ 117 指標 1 天前
His baby mama car and crib is bigger than his
他崽儿的婴儿车和婴儿床比他自己的都大。
[–]chrisvladimir 106 指標 1 天前
You will see him on TV any given Sunday
打开电视机，只要是周日，就有他露脸。
[–]SpursBanye_Best 111 指標 1 天前
Win the Super Bowl and drive off in a Hyundai
赢下超级碗有什么用，还不是要开着破现代离场。
[–]BornAndPasketball 679 指標 1 天前
He's a kid having a kid
He still has maturing to do
球哥自己就是个孩子，结果却已经有孩子了。
他还是需要成熟起来。
[–][TOR] Pops Mensah-Bonsushakattack917 549 指標 1 天前
I swear every pick in this draft has a kid lmao
我怎么感觉2017届每个新秀都有孩子哈哈哈哈哈。
[–]BornAndPasketball 198 指標 1 天前
Which is odd because this generation seems to be better than the previous generation at planned pregnancies, but I guess normal trends don't apply to teenage genetic freakazoid millionaires
这还真挺奇怪的，因为好像新一代人比前一代人在计划怀孕方面更为谨慎啊。不过，大概正常人的潮流不能和这些身价百万的基因怪物相比。
[–]Raptorsthegoodbadandsmoggy 122 指標 1 天前
Definitely doesn't apply when you broke af
你要是穷的叮当响，那当然不一样啊。
[–]KnicksChipAyten 89 指標 1 天前
Too poor to afford protection.
Too rich to afford to care.
It's the people in the middle who have to be responsible.
太穷，买不起套。
太富，给不起爱。
夹在中间的人才得担起为人父母的责任呢。
[–]Lakersjefftak7 68 指標 1 天前
Condoms are free at planned parenthood but sure
小区里避孕套都免费的啊。哎不过你说啥是啥吧。
[–]Legally_Honest 48 指標 1 天前
And also typically at the colleges they play at.
而且一般来说，这些新秀的大学也都发放免费避孕套啊。
[–][MIA] Wang ZhizhiDopeMan93 76 指標 1 天前
Lonzo's pull up and his pull out game is weak.
球哥的干拔和抽射能力不行啊。
[–]NBAurfaselol 452 指標 1 天前
Them thots are getting smarter. Locking it down before they get their rookie extension
那些 骚 浪 贱 也变聪明了啊。在NBA球员拿到新秀续约合同之前先吃定他们。
[–]SunsToInfinityAndThePond 337 指標 1 天前
these men aren't responsible at all. Always blaming thots.
这些男人也很不负责的好吧。总是怪这些 骚 浪 贱 可不对。
[–]RaptorsBootyLowry 129 指標 1 天前
The men are stupid and irresponsible and people take advantage of that
这些人又蠢又不负责，所以那些女人就利用上了。
[–]Spursepicdiehard 71 指標 1 天前
As my College baseball coach would say, "We'll win and lose games this season, but pussy is untied and undefeated."
正如我大学棒球教练常说的话：“我们这赛季可能输可能赢，但女人那话儿可是处于不败之地。”
[–]FightScene 94 指標 1 天前
Jason Collins defeated pussy.
杰森-科林斯（NBA著名同性恋球员）就击败它了啊。
[–]Lakersbengalisocks 884 指標 1 天前
This dude prolly aint ready to be a dad
湖人球迷：球哥多半根本没准备好当爹呢。
[–]knarf86 385 指標 1 天前
His dad isn’t ready to be a dad and it’s mostly worked out so far.
他爹当时也没准备好当爹啊，结果不还是挺不错的嘛。
[–]HuskiesiDestr0ya 213 指標 1 天前
Just because he's loud don't mean he ain't ready. The dude raised a family with his wife they lived quite comfortably despite his athletic career not going that well, that's something man.
球爹爱瞎BB可不代表他当年没准备好。球爹和他老婆养活大了三个儿子，而且尽管球爹本人的运动员生涯不如意，球家的小生活过得也还是有滋有味。这已经不错了兄弟。
[–]kobaeGOAT 132 指標 1 天前
He should have a few kids so his dad can start a Lil league team called ...” the Lil balls”
球哥应该多生几个孩子，这样球爹就能开个联盟名叫“小球联盟”了。
[–]76ersjondonbovi 72 指標 1 天前
He's in a committed relationship with his child's mother, he's wealthy, and he seems to be a reasonable person. He'll be all right.
球哥和孩子他妈处于一段承诺未来的恋爱关系中。他又有钱，而且他看起来挺靠谱的。
没问题啦。
[–][POR] Brandon Roybatangbronse 514 指標 1 天前
Imagine when the kid gets older and sees this.
想象下这孩子长大后看到这条新闻。
[–]Lakersthechort7 441 指標 1 天前
Finding out you were an unwanted pregnancy only matters if you already feel unwanted, otherwise it's just a funny story.
湖人球迷：只有当你本来就觉得自己很多余时，发现自己是爹妈意外怀孕的产物才算一件大事，否则就只是茶余饭后当乐儿讲罢了。
[–]ThunderBlistersonmytoes 68 指標 1 天前
12 year old me was devastated for like an 1 day before I got over it
12岁的我花了很长时间才从那种崩溃感中走出来，哦，花了一天。
[–]felula 186 指標 1 天前
Yeah like I'm a twin. Nobody plans for a twin. So one of me or my brother was a surprise and unwanted. Fortunately, we both turned out boss as shit so turns out they were lucky they got two.
是啊，就像我吧，我是双胞胎。没哪个父母计划着生双胞胎呀，所以我和我兄弟中有一个算是意外/多余的。幸运的是，我俩都长成了吊炸天的大小伙子，所以原来幸运的是我们父母啊。
[–]Raptorsantipancake 58 指標 1 天前
Everybody's an accident, only some people are mistakes.
每个人都是意外，只有少部分人是错误。
[–]76ersMoptop39 362 指標 1 天前
I understand what he is trying to say it never really set in that he was having a child till they were born doesn't seem that unreasonable for a first time father.
我知道球哥想要说什么。在孩子真的生下来之前他都无法接受自己要当爹这个事实，这对于一个新手父亲来说是很正常的。
[–]xFrostyDog 105 指標 1 天前
Especially when you’re only 21
尤其是他才21岁。
[–][OKC] Terrance Fergusoncaptainsausagetits 329 指標 1 天前
Most jazz fans have had 4 kids by 21
大多数爵士球迷在21岁时都有4个孩子了。[译注2]
[译注2]：犹他州是摩门教的大本营，其支持一夫多妻制。想法很封建。
[–][UTA] Donovan MitchellThe_Donovan 14 指標 1 天前
Normally I'd get annoyed by Utah jokes but wtf my cousin got engaged before she even got out of high school and got pregnant a few months later
爵士球迷：一般有人开犹他的玩笑时我都会生气，但我表妹没念完高中就订婚了，然后几个月后就怀孕了。
[–]NBA13240798 40 指標 1 天前
Hey congrats on soon becoming a father
祝贺你快当爹啦。[译注3]
[译注3]调侃犹他乱伦现象。
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