What's the dumbest assumption you made about a team that you later realized was incorrect?
各位对某个球队曾有过的最蠢的猜想是什么？就是后来你意识到自己错得离谱的那种？
Like until 6 months ago I legit thought Sam Hinkie was dead. You always see memes about him sacrificing himself for Philly's success and I just assumed he was dead.
像我吧，直到六个月前我都还以为萨姆-辛基是真的去世了。在话题区老看见关于他为76人的成功做出牺牲的梗，我还以为他真牺牲了呢。
[–]Trail BlazersThrillard 1212 指標 2 天前
Pretty much believing in Toronto every year
开拓者球迷：基本上是每年都相信猛龙吧。
[–][TOR] Kyle LowryShaolinCheesecake 306 指標 2 天前
same tbh
猛龙球迷：说实话，同上。
[–][TOR] Bruno Caboclomrmartis 107 指標 2 天前
Welcome to our fucking misery. However, one day that belief is gonna pay off. And when it does I'm inviting everyone all y'all to the parties in the 6ix.
It will be legendary, the liquor, the weed, the love all will be flowing. We may get our own baby boomers era.
猛龙球迷：欢迎感受我们特么的苦难。但是呢，这种信仰在某一天肯定会有收获的。当那天来临时，我邀请各位都来多伦多乐一乐。
那天肯定得疯嗨了。酒精，叶子和爱都会漫天飞的。也许加拿大会迎来自己的婴儿潮呢。
[–][TOR] Hakeem Olajuwonpeggyfly 66 指標 2 天前
THIS IS THE YEAR WE DONT GET SWEPT IN THE SECOND ROUND... MAYBE THE 3RD INSTEAD
猛龙球迷：今年我们绝不会在第二轮被剃光头了！……可能改为东决被横扫吧……
[–]WizardsFat314 49 指標 2 天前
Don't Trailblazers and Toronto have similar placings the past few years.
奇才球迷：开拓者和猛龙这几年的排名不都差不多吗。
[–]LakersBABYPUBESS 94 指標 2 天前
Toronto has made it further
湖人球迷：猛龙在季后赛走得更远。
[–]RaptorsSavePoonerman 29 指標 2 天前
The best thing ever to happen to Portland last year was Toronto.
Motherfuckers get swept out of the playoffs as the 3 seed in the first round and noone remembers.
Then again, we've lost 10 in a row in the playoffs to Lebron so that's not ideal.
猛龙球迷：上赛季开拓者收到的最好的礼物就是我龙（的溃败）。
那帮狗日的可是西部第三，结果直接在首轮就被横扫了，然后根本没人记得。
不过话说回来，我们在季后赛连输詹姆斯10场，所以确实也没啥面儿。
[–]SunsLarsonNation42 132 指標 2 天前
I said the blazers would make the conference finals before the playoffs and the raptors would sweep the cavs
在季后赛开始前，我说开拓者能进西决，猛龙会横扫骑士。
[–][GSW] Stephen Curryvoldemortscore 102 指標 2 天前
Wow, this is some next level shit lol
你这是不是任督二脉开错了哈哈哈。
[–][BKN] Vince CarterJeffKaplanIsDaddy 307 指標 2 天前
I thought Toronto would gentleman sweep LeBron
我之前以为猛龙会绅士横扫詹姆斯呢。
[–][ORL] Aaron Gordonninety4kid 77 指標 2 天前
Can someone clarify the gentleman sweep for me? I've always known it as giving the courtesy win then sweeping for a 4-1 round win but I've heard it could just be any sort of 4-1 win without being an actual 4 game sweep.
哪个大兄弟能不能给我解释一下绅士横扫是啥？我一直以为是先送一局礼貌一下然后横扫，达成4-1晋级，但是我也听过说只要是4-1赢了就算？不用连赢四场？
[–][TOR] Hakeem OlajuwonIheartMagikarp 132 指標 2 天前
Yeah, it doesn't imply an actual sweep of 4 consecutive wins. It could just be a huge beat down with one dropped game in the middle. 4-1 is a gentleman sweep
猛龙球迷：对的，不用连赢四场。只要是比较一边倒的系列赛，中间输了一局的都算。4-1就是绅士横扫。
[–]Supersonicsabidingdennis 558 指標 2 天前
Thought Isaiah Thomas' dad was Isiah Thomas.
我之前以为以赛亚-托马斯（小托马斯）他爹是伊赛亚-托马斯（刺客）.
[–]Escamilla24 254 指標 2 天前
I thought Shaq was Jermaine O’Neal’s dad
我曾以为沙奎尔-奥尼尔是杰梅因-奥尼尔他爹。
[–]Celticsssjgoat 110 指標 2 天前
Lol I love this one, they're like 5 years difference in age.
这个挺逗的哈哈，他们俩也就相差五岁吧。
[–]ThunderSamilesma 30 指標 2 天前
I thought they were brothers
我还曾以为他们是兄弟俩呢。
[–]Brocoolee 84 指標 2 天前
I thought Ben and Rasheed wallace were related
我曾以为本-华莱士和拉希德-华莱士是亲戚。
[–]ClippersAtomo500 813 指標 2 天前
Right as I was getting into basketball (probably around 2011-12), I thought Demarcus cousins were two separate players for the Kings who happened to be cousins. I also live in the sac area so everyone would talk about how good these supposed “Demarcus cousins” were.
在我刚开始接触篮球的时候（11-12年左右），我以为德马库斯-考辛斯（cousins）是国王的两个不同的球员，而他俩恰好是表兄弟。而且我住在萨克拉门托，所以我以为大家说的很棒的球员是“德马库斯兄弟俩”。
I literally had conversations with people about basketball at school, and I noticed they’d give me weird looks when I brought up “the Demarcus Cousins”.
Felt like a dumbass when I found out it was just his name and not two different people
我在学校和别人聊篮球的时候注意到，他们在我说“德马库斯兄弟”的时候老给我奇怪的眼神。
当我发现表妹就叫这个名字而不是两个不同的人的时候，我觉得自己就是个傻吊。
[–][DET] Andre Drummondtuscaloozer[S] 278 指標 2 天前
I love it. Shawn and Lorenzo Demarcus taking this league by storm.
活塞球迷：我喜欢哈哈。肖恩和洛伦佐-德马库斯要统治联盟啦。
[–]Zomgbeast 155 指標 2 天前
Tony brothers
跟托尼兄弟有异曲同工之处（裁判，Tony Brothers，实为一人）。
[–]stefan61713 158 指標 2 天前
Mike and Dan Tony?
迈克和丹托尼？（迈克-德安东尼的一个兄弟就叫丹托尼）[译注1]
[译注1]Mike D'Antoni has a brother named Dan D'Antoni（迈克-德安东尼有个兄弟叫丹-德安东尼）
[–][CHI] Derrick RoseCHI_MOX 300 指標 2 天前
I used to think Steve Kerr and Steph Curry were the same person until I watched a Warriors game. Just thought people were pronouncing it differently.
我以前一直以为史蒂夫-科尔和史蒂芬-库里是一个人……直到我真的看了场勇士的比赛。我以前只是觉得大家对这个人的发音不一样罢了。
[–]Westlovemeatmyworstbrook 107 指標 2 天前
During Karl Malone's time with the Lakers, I read a piece about Kobe 'throwing him under a bus' and had never heard that saying before. So for several months, I thought Kobe had genuinely attempted to severely injure a teammate.
马龙还在湖人的时候，我读到一篇文章，里面说科比把马龙往火堆里推（throw somebody under the bus）。我之前从来没听过这个说法，所以那几个月我一直以为科比真的想把马龙往火堆里推。
[–]Wizardsbeerz4yearz 63 指標 2 天前
lol the mental image of Kobe Bryant trying to literally throw Karl Malone under a bus is hilarious. pretty sure he would give himself a hernia
哈哈想象科比把马龙火堆里怼的画面真是太逗了。科比估计能把自己累屁了。
[–]Bulls Tankwagonbluexdd 73 指標 2 天前
I thought the Magic were a D-League team when I first became a fan 4-5 years ago.
四五年前我刚开始看球，我还以为魔术是个发展联盟球队啊。
[–][TOR] Mengke BateerSenorJiang 126 指標 2 天前
When I first started watching the NBA, the Kings were were good, and I thought they were like the Spurs in that they were a perennially good team and a well run organization.
我刚开始看NBA的时候国王还是挺强的，所以我以为他们是马刺那种一直特别强的球队，然后制服组也特别给力……
[–]waffletapas 58 指標 2 天前
Well with Rick Adelman we kinda were. Shockingly firing a HOF coach who took the team to the playoffs 8 times in 8 years has some negative side effects.
在里克-阿德尔曼手下的国王的确是这样的球队啊。把一个带领球队8年8进季后赛的名人堂级别教练开了竟然会有些负面作用？真是令人意外呢。
[–]ThunderMazeRed 246 指標 2 天前
Durant was going to stay.
Melo wasn’t washed
雷霆球迷：我本以为杜兰特会留，甜瓜不水。
[–]LakersFirmCattle 99 指標 2 天前
Durant was reasonable.
The melo thing was not.
杜兰特这个你感到惊讶还情有可原。
甜瓜这个……有点离谱呀。
[–]ThunderSlimyScrotum 69 指標 2 天前
I have a friend who said Melo to the Rockets is "the same as Boogie on the Warriors."
雷霆球迷：我一个朋友说甜瓜去火箭的效果和考辛斯去勇士的效果是一样的。
[–]Lakersevan2yu 71 指標 2 天前
I can see his/her point. Neither are getting a big role or huge minutes.
我能明白你这个朋友的逻辑。这俩人都拿不到大量的上场时间，也不会被重用。
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