What level competition turns you into Lebron?
你在什么级别的比赛中也能化身詹姆斯？
What age group could you totally dominate and be the GOAT of, where you a physical specimen of unbelievable talent? How low does the rim have to be in order for you to dunk like Lebron?
And how old are you?
在跟哪个年龄段对手的较量中，你能完全统治哪个年龄段的、成为历史第一人的存在并仿佛化身身体素质超强的天才球员？篮筐得多矮你才能像詹姆斯一样扣篮？
另外，你今年多大？
[–]kilmerindigo 717 指標 11小時前
In my late 20s and I’m tall. During the summer my usual spot is overrun with high-school kids. Some of these kids are decent and can score well, but defensively? Their bodies are too small and uncoordinated to stop me. I kinda enjoy playing those games because I leave feeling like how Lebron feels when he plays the raptors.
我现在快三十了，个子挺高。每到夏天，我平常打球那地儿就会被高中生侵占。有些打得不错，能得分。但是防守太菜。他们太瘦弱，而且不协调，完全防不住我。我打得还挺爽的，因为我走出球场之时就感觉像日完猛龙后的詹姆斯。
[–]Raptorsuziak94 546 指標 9小時前
I was enjoying this comment thoroughly right until the end.
猛龙球迷：楼上这段话我读得还挺津津有味的……直到最后一句。
[–][OKC] Daequan CookJoshatthecarwash 258 指標 7小時前
Yeah that threw me off too. No way OP is dominating them that hard.
雷霆球迷：是啊最后一句话也打了我一个措手不及。楼主肯定没把他们虐得那么惨。
[–]Raptorsuziak94 101 指標 7小時前
Bruh
猛龙球迷：你是魔鬼吗。
[–]76ersIVAN_CLEARY 59 指標 8小時前
WITH NO REGARD FOR DINO LIFE
给龙龙留点面儿成么？？
[–]Raptorsap_juventus 60 指標 8小時前
Everytime I come to this subreddit I always leave it in tears
猛龙球迷：每次我都带笑开始刷帖，含着泪水关闭网页。
[–][PHI] Robert Covingtonbarnibares 234 指標 11小時前
I’m in my mid twenties, unathletic, short, never played pro basketball. I do sometimes go and play pick up games with the kids on the playground. I’m confident to say that i am able to dominate 10-12 year olds like Lebron. Once played one on one against a 14 year old. I bested him but it was super close, i am more of an Al Horford than a Lebron against 14 and up.
我现在二十五六岁、运动能力不行、个子矮，从没打过职业比赛。不过有时候我会跑到学校操场跟小孩子们打野球。我很自信我可以像勒布朗一样统治10到12岁的小孩。我和一个14岁的单挑过，虽然赢了，但是非常勉强。对上14岁以上的孩子时，我更像是艾尔-霍弗德而不是詹姆斯。
[–]Supersonicsnational_treasure 86 指標 4小時前
never played pro basketball
Glad you clarified, I was assuming you at least played a stint on the Timberwolves before this.
“从没打过职业比赛 。”
幸好你澄清了下，要不我还以为你最起码在森林狼打过一段时间呢。
[–]Grizzliesthelasthendrix 31 指標 4小時前
I think he means organized basketball, but that rules out the Timberwolves so I dunno.
他说的职业比赛应该是有组织的篮球赛的意思吧，不过这样的话就不包括森林狼了，所以我也搞不明白喽。
[–]APerfectConspiracist 131 指標 7小時前
Dude I’m so bad at basketball it would have to be either 2 year olds in strollers (wheels locked) or actual mothers holding newborn babies while there’s a church gathering happening in the gym and I still wouldn’t hit shit. Ghost bruh. Ghost. I’m skeptical even then.
我的天，我篮球打得巨菜，要想让我展现詹姆斯般的统治力，那对面最强也得是坐在婴儿车里的两岁小贝比（而且婴儿车车轱辘还得锁住），或者是抱着新生儿来球馆接受洗礼的母亲，而且就算是这样我还是进不了球。我是我连这俩都不一定打得过。
[–][MIL] Ray AllenThommywidmer 56 指標 6小時前
Lol man "wheels locked"
哈哈哈哈“车轱辘锁住”我特么笑死了兄弟。
[–]JazzNotPornAccount2293 52 指標 7小時前
Toddlers, easily. I'm 5'9", fat and not actually that good at basketball, but I can take my baby cousin to school any day.
我打爆那些还在蹒跚学步的小孩还是很轻松的。我一米七五，很胖而且实际上打球没什么水平，但是我能全天侯无差别打爆我的小表弟。
[–]IbizaZubac 16 指標 5小時前
Your baby cousin needs to spend more time in the gym. Tell him to step up his game.
那你的小表弟可能需要多举举铁喽。告他加把劲儿！
[–][MIN] Terrell BrandonThorvaldsonMusic 24 指標 10小時前
Small town JV ball
小镇的高中业余球队。
[–]Cavaliersrubber_bastard 138 指標 8小時前
70+
12 and under
七十岁以上的，
或者十二岁以下的。
[–]WhereCanISquanch 107 指標 8小時前
In college there were these old guys at the gym who would play pickup and always run the young kids off the court. They were just so fundamentally sound, knew how to play team defense, and could all shoot superbly well. You’d play them getting all excited by their lack of athleticism and then they’d shit on you. Good times.
在大学球馆经常有些老头打野球能吊打别的小年轻。他们基本功都特别扎实，懂得团队防守，而且射得贼准。你发现自己的对手是他们后可能会小激动一番，觉得人家运动能力不行，结果上场后直接被打爆。我还挺怀念这些时光的。
[–][LAL] Kyle Kuzmayazalama 108 指標 7小時前
So the Spurs?
所以，你说的这伙人是马刺喽？
[–]Lakersmkmore4 36 指標 10小時前
Let’s see, I’m in my early 20’s, I played all the way through highschool, I’m in pretty good shape, but I’m only 6’0. With all that in mind, probably like 11-12 year olds. Anything older than that, there would be some kids who would be significantly bigger than me.
I could be competitive with high school players, and I often handle them at the gym, but I wouldn’t dominate like Lebron at that level.
我二十出头。高中时期一直打球，身体状态也还行。但我也就只有一米八。所以考虑到这些……大概我能虐虐十一二岁的小孩吧。岁数再大点就不行了，有些孩子长得比我还大只很多。
跟高中校队球员较量的话，我经常也能跟他们打得有来有回，但是我无法像勒布朗一样统治这个级别的球赛。
[–]PelicansPABLOricardo 17 指標 6小時前
I’m 6’ as well. And can confidently say that even if I played against 13-15 year olds, there would not be hardly anyone my size, more or less “significantly” bigger.
我也一米八出头，我可以自信地说，就算我跟13到15岁的打球，也基本不会有跟我差不多块头的，更别说“大只很多”了。
[–][BOS] E'Twaun Moorepokexchespin 20 指標 11小時前
Right before school ended, I was dominating freshmen with one as my teammate 2 on 4, so I guess against freshmen who are unathletic and bad at shooting
在我毕业前，我还可以2打4吊打大一新生（我的队友也是个大一新生），所以我觉得，打打身体不行投篮不准的大一生还是可以的吧。
[–]Clippersjblades13 14 指標 7小時前
Probably playing on an 8 foot hoop against 6th graders, if we're being realistic.
现实地讲，也许只能统治六年级的小学生吧，而且框还得是两米四。
[–]TimberwolvesNoBrakes58 23 指標 6小時前
Is "dead" an age group?
I'm 6'2", but I'm also 400 lbs and shredded my knees in high school and college through various sports injuries. I've still got a lot of raw strength, but absolutely no endurance at this point. What cardio I ever had is basically gone, and, to be honest, I really just need to get up off my ass and get back into the habit of going to the gym because I can make it up and down the court strictly once before I'm gassed.
I'm in my mid-20s.
There's a reason I watch basketball.
“死人”算年龄段嘛吗？
我有一米八七，但是体重一百八十公斤，高中的时候撕裂了膝盖，大学又受了各种运动伤病。我纯力量还可以，但是现在基本没有任何耐力可言。我基本已经不做有氧了，而且说实话，我觉得我真得重新养成去健身的好习惯。因为我现在只能全场折返跑一次，不然就要累瘫。
我现在才二十五六。
我看篮球比赛（而不打）是有原因的。
[–]dougpolkfan 54 指標 3小時前
Lose some weight bro plz
大哥，求你减减肥吧。
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