Paul Pierce thinks the earth is flat: "I should be able to [fly] to Russia in 1 hour if the Earth is moving 1,000 mph,”
保羅-皮爾斯認為地球是平的：“要是地球在以每小時1000英里的速度運動（自轉）的話，那我應該能在一小時內飛到俄羅斯啊。”
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[–]76ersPhiladelphiaFish 242 指標 4小時前
I feel like half of these misconceptions could be avoided if these dudes took Physics 101 over the course of like a month.
I don't understand the reluctance to learn about something you're unsure about. I guess its easier to make shit up.
我覺得，如果這些人真的上了《初級物理》這門課滿一個月左右，他們說出一半的錯誤認知都完全可以避免。
我不理解，怎麼有的人就那麼抗拒去了解一些他們所不確定的事情呢？我感覺學習要比瞎jb編容易吧。
[–]Supersonicslady-grinning-soul 2347 指標 5小時前*
Can we get these guys some physics and geography lessons as an event at the all-star game
咱們能不能在全明星賽時舉辦個活動，讓這幫人上一些物理課和地理課？
[–][TOR] Pops Mensah-Bonsushakattack917 603 指標 5小時前
Taught by Dr O'Neal
Who thought Los Angeles was further away from Atlanta than the moon is.
奧尼爾博士授課。
友情提示：奧尼爾認為，洛杉磯與亞特蘭大之間的距離比洛杉磯和月球之間的還要遠。
[–][BKN] Vince CarterBoogiesAchilles 159 指標 5小時前
If he mistook the moon for the international space station, or even just assumed that the moon is a similar distance that's not the most outrageous thing I've ever heard. Maybe Shaq heard that the space station was only like 60 miles or whatever up, and then assumed that the moon is what like 2, 3, 4 times further than that? Who fuckin knew the moon is like 8 million miles away
要是奧尼爾把月球錯認為國際空間站，或者甚至只是猜想月球沒那麼遠的話，那倒還不算是我聽過的最離譜的言論。可能奧尼爾聽說空間站離地表只有大概60英里那麼遠，然後就以為月球的距離是它的兩三倍或者四倍？誰TM知道呢。月球距離地球有差不多800萬英里呢。
[–][TOR] Pops Mensah-Bonsushakattack917 114 指標 5小時前*
If he mistook the moon for the international Space Station
Turner Sports should drug test him.
“要是奧尼爾把月球錯當成了國際空間站。”
TNT電視臺該給他做個藥檢了。
[–]tacotuesdaysssss 77 指標 2小時前
Can we get a segment on TNT where people just like use these analogies to refute their claims and show them how dumb they sound. Then give them a physics lesson and explain to them how it works
TNT能不能搞這樣一個環節：大傢伙用這些類推的理論來反駁他們的言論，讓人們看看他們說的話顯得有多蠢。然後給他們上一堂物理課，解釋解釋其中的原理。
[–]Raptorsimlesmartest 468 指標 4小時前
Ya! Like when you’re on a subway and jump you go flying to the back of the train
嚯嚯，這就好像，你坐地鐵時跳一下能直接飛到列車的尾部。
[–]Knicksshrinkwrappedzebra1 293 指標 5小時前
I should be able to walk from the back car to the front in just two seconds if the train is moving at 100mph
“要是列車以每小時100英里的速度運行的話，那我花不了兩秒就能從車尾走到車頭啊。”
[–]Lakersthemoonwatchersclub 1372 指標 5小時前
R E L A T I V EV E L O C I T Y
"if i jump inside of a moving bus i should go flying to the back of the bus window"
相 對 速 度 啊！
“要是我在一輛正移動的公交車裡面跳一下，我應該飛到公交車尾部的玻璃上啊。”
[–]WizardsBLKMNMLST 49 指標 4小時前
Ok I know that stuff us real and all. But how does that work for airplanes, which are in the air all the time. How does relative velocity still effect them? Genuine question.
好，我知道你們說的這些都是真的。但是怎麼在飛機上也是這樣呢，飛機可是一直在空中啊。相對速度怎麼還能影響到飛機上的人啊？誠懇求問。
[–]Jazzcrownsontheground 340 指標 4小時前
The atmosphere rotates with the earth.
大氣跟著地球旋轉。
[–][LAL] Didier Ilunga-Mbengagive_me_taquitos 129 指標 2小時前
More accurately, it's because the plane is already moving at the speed of the earth's surface before it takes off. Everything else it does is relative to the surface.
更準確地說是因為飛機起飛前就已經在以地球表面的速度運動了。飛機做的其他一切運動都是相對於地表本身來說的。
[–]RaptorsBismackMyBiyombo 543 指標 5小時前
something in that boston water
波士頓水有毒吧。
[–]LakersSkorua 160 指標 5小時前
That's why their lobsters are so big
怪不得波士頓的龍蝦那麼大。
[–]HuskiesShermanator91 372 指標 5小時前
do you guys think paul pierce also pretended to be hurt but instead pooped his pants for every single physics class he has ever taken
你們覺不覺得，保羅-皮爾斯上每節物理課時也會假裝受傷來給他拉褲子的事兒打掩護呢？[譯註1]
[譯註1]美國一直流傳著一個說法：皮爾斯在2008年總決賽中痛苦受傷被輪椅推下場沒多久後又滿血復活其實是他裝的，真相是他拉褲子了。
[–]76ersIMLOwl 252 指標 5小時前
Can't wait for him to say KD should win DPOY.
我就等皮爾斯啥時候來一句“杜蘭特應該拿下年度最佳防守球員”。
[–]CelticsAffectionateZombie 132 指標 3小時前
"If we're being honest, Zaza Pachulia got some of the best sportsmanship in the league"
皮爾斯：“說實話，扎扎-帕楚利亞是聯盟裡最具體育道德風尚的人之一了。”
[–]Warriorswafino1 144 指標 3小時前
he poops his pants
he thinks they love him like Kobe
he flops and played for the Clippers
勇士球迷：他拉褲子；
他覺得大夥兒像愛科比一樣愛自己[譯註2]
他假摔，還曾為快船效力。
[譯註2]格林對老皮噴的垃圾話的內容之一：“你得不到退役巡演的，你以為你科比啊？他們沒那麼愛你。”
[–]Thunderlimark 343 指標 5小時前
I thought passing highschool was a requirement to get in the NBA...
我之前還以為高中畢業是進NBA的必要前提呢……
[–][TOR] Pops Mensah-Bonsushakattack917 171 指標 5小時前
Lol these guys have nerds doing homework for them
你以為呢，這些哥都是找書呆子同學幫自己做功課的。
[–]Mr_Unbiased 54 指標 5小時前
Lol educational system is a joke. It's a glorified day care.
呵呵咱的教育體系就是個笑話。不過是美化的託兒所罷了。
[–][UTA] Mark EatonSwatLakeCity 53 指標 3小時前
You can't blame athletes not knowing 8th grade physics on the school system, these dudes just didn't try to learn. The education system has vast room for improvement but this particular dumbassery from Pierce isn't the school's fault, he's just content being ignorant of something other kids in the same American public school system learned just fine.
你不能責怪運動員不清楚學校體系下八年級的物理知識啊，他們就是沒有嘗試去學習哪怕半點知識。現有的教育體系有著很大的提升空間，但是皮爾斯所展露出的這種極為愚蠢的表現不能歸咎於學校。同樣處在美國公立學校體系下，其他孩子們就學明白了這些基礎物理知識啊，只是皮爾斯自己甘願做白痴而已。
Blame the individual teachers, coaches, administrators and parents who allow their children to graduate with a 5th grade reading level just because they're fast and can jump high.
要怪就得怪那些老師、教練、行政人員和家長們。就因為他們的孩子跑得快跳得高，他們就允許孩子以五年級的閱讀水平畢業。
[–]Celticssirhumphry 94 指標 5小時前
Everyone is saying basketball players should be able to voice their opinions about stuff outside of basketball, but what they don't realize is basketball players on average are as stupid as any of us and that is pretty fucking stupid
凱爾特人球迷：每個人都說籃球運動員應該表達他們對籃球以外的事物的看法，然而他們沒有意識到的是籃球運動員的平均智商跟咱們大傢伙一個德行，所以太特麼蠢就不要亂講話了。
[–]CelticsPulp501 835 指標 5小時前
Shut the fuck up Pierce. Public figures spreading this shit is so irresponsible. I would compare flat earthers to anti vaxxers. Anti vaxxers are a more immediate problem but they're both generally anti science, and if guys like Kyrie and Pierce are convincing young kids and gullible adults that the earth is flat I feel like that also makes it more likely that those people will go on to believe other ridiculous shit.
凱爾特人球迷：皮爾斯閉上你臭嘴。公眾人物散佈這種屁話是非常不負責任的行為。在我看來，地平論者就好比反對疫苗接種的人。後者造成了更加緊急的問題，但是他們總體來看都是反科學的。如果像歐文還有皮爾斯這樣的人使孩子們和容易受騙的成年人們相信地球是平的，那我覺得他們以後還更有可能去相信一些其他荒謬的說法。
[–]RaptorsKluey 141 指標 4小時前
Anti vaxxers are a much bigger problem because it literally can kill people.
反對疫苗接種人群是個更大的問題，因為那是真的能害人喪命。
[–][POR] Damian Lillardsomethingnotyettaken 72 指標 3小時前
Flat earthers are teaching children not to believe science, which is very dangerous in our current era.
地平論者在教育孩子們不要相信科學，在我們現在所處的時代，這種做法非常危險。
[–]SpursThehelloman0 135 指標 5小時前
What do these morons think cause different sunset and sunrise times? They've flown all over the country and to Canada, so they had to see this change constantly. What do they have to say about things like Eratosthenes' experiment that proved the earth is spherical over 2 millenia ago? Do they think all the pictures of space are fake? Paul Pierce is a fucking idiot
那這些球員覺得日出和日落時間為什麼不一樣啊？他們在全國飛來飛去，還經常飛去加拿大，所以理論上來說，他們應該不得不經常看到這種變化啊。埃拉托色尼實驗早在兩千年前就證明了地球是圓的了，他們對此作何看法啊？難道他們覺得所有的太空照片都是假的麼？保羅-皮爾斯是真TM的蠢。
[–][UTA] Mark EatonSwatLakeCity 63 指標 3小時前*
Kyrie has done promotional stuff in China and Japan too, and he is an Australian citizen. He has all the personal experience anyone could ever need to see that the world is round but instead he chooses to believe some lunatics on YouTube instead of his own eyes.
歐文在中國和日本也做過宣傳活動，而且他還是個澳大利亞公民呢。一個人為了明白地球是圓的所需要的個人經歷歐文都有啊，結果，他反倒選擇相信YouTube上的一些瘋子，而不是自己的雙眼。
Also, yes they believe NASA doctors all photos of Earth, if not entirely fakes them, and that airplane windows are curved to give the illusion of a curved horizon, among other conspiracies.
還有，就算他們不是真的相信NASA完全偽造了所有的地球照片，他們也相信NASA對那些照片無一例外地做了手腳。其他陰謀論還包括：飛機的窗戶都是曲面的，從而給人地平線是彎曲的錯覺。
I've been told by an old co-worker that the Cold War was faked to distract everyone so America and the USSR could team up and continue to perpetrate the conspiracy, since they both acknowledged the other getting into space and obviously its a lie so why else would they cover for their supposed mortal enemies?
一個老同事曾告訴我說冷戰是假的，它是用來轉移所有人視線的，這樣美國和蘇聯就可以合作繼續搞地圓說的陰謀。因為，美蘇都承認了對方成功進入了太空（注意，大前提是這些人認為人類進入太空顯然是謊言），所以，如果冷戰不是假的，美蘇沒理由給自己不共戴天的敵人打掩護啊？
[–]SpursMuchoZucko 224 指標 4小時前
Someone explain to Paul Pierce that relative velocity is the reason you can shoot a basketball without it ending up in Russia.
I hope to fucking god he's joking.
快來個人跟保羅-皮爾斯解釋下，相對速度正是你投籃時不會把球扔到俄羅斯的原因啊！
我是真TM希望皮爾斯只是在開玩笑而已。
[–]KingsBIizard 259 指標 4小時前
Yeah he's an idiot
是，皮爾斯就是個蠢貨。
[–]LakersDudeWTH 600 指標 4小時前
Paul Pierce shit his pants in the 2008 NBA Finals
湖人球迷：保羅-皮爾斯在2008年NBA總決賽上拉褲子了。
[–]Maverickswd40fragrance 107 指標 4小時前
Paul Pierce actually thinks his poop hit his pantaloons at 1,000 mph
實際上保羅-皮爾斯覺得他的翔以每小時1000英里的速度擊中了自己的緊身褲呢。
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