你是否因为撕逼失败,还在深夜痛哭

I'm Groot~

I'm Groot~

I'm Groot~

英语的单词背起来是不是很乏味,很枯燥?有多少人是跟小编一样的心理,即使换了无数种记忆方法,却也跟不上脑子遗忘的速度。然后自认勤奋的背了好几天,第一个单词还是“Abandon”~

中国人的传统英文教学法,过分的依赖了书面教学,单一的让学生背单词。

提到学习英语,首先就是背单词!!!

可是每当背完单词,小编心里都想说一句,

oh, shit! 好想把单词书撕了~

在国内单词基础就没打好,匆匆去到国外也只会像漫威里的格鲁特一样,张口闭口“I'm Groot”~

兴奋的时候—good,great,perfect,ok nice

伤心的时候—sad,you broke my heart,terrible,too bad

孤单的时候—lonely,I'm alone……

开心的时候—I'm happy,I'm so happy,I'm very very happy,Happy Everyday!

………………、

忽然觉得自己单词量真的好少啊~~BUT这些都不是最惨的!

最惨的是,当你被欺负了的时候,你也还是只会说,fuck,shit,这些简单的词,都不会用语言攻击回绝他们,

You are out of your mind 你脑子有毛病啊!

嗯,骂人是不对的,

但是还是想说,有的时候真的忍不住啊!!!

最可气的还是被别人骂,你都不知道人家骂的是啥?

特朗普的单词水平也许只有四级,但是他的脏话水平肯定有专业八级了!各个国家的翻译都为了他的一句话,卒。

你是否因为撕逼失败,还在深夜痛哭

小编特地从特朗普那里整理了一套骂人大全,里面融合了多种情景,保证你跟国外佬脏话对答如流,没有一丝尴尬~快收藏!!

“骂人大全”

Pervert ! 变态、流氓

Brag ! 吹牛

Bullshit! 废话

Play dumb. 装傻

Shameless! 无耻

Fighting one's own. 起内讧

Lucky bastard! 狗屎运

Crass. 没

sissy.娘炮

Wise up! 别傻了

I am dead. 死定了

Don't play innocent! 别装蒜!

You are dreaming. 你做梦!

Behave! 安分点 !

You're so lame! 你真笨!

That's rubbish! 胡扯!

No need! 免了吧!

Blood and gore. 很恶心

Go to hell. 去死吧!

Have some decency! 正经点

Make up your mind! 干脆点

Sober up! 清醒点

Don't run away! 别想溜

How low-class! 真低级

Stingy bastard! 小气鬼

Poser! 耍大牌

Nerd 书呆子

Same difference 半斤八两

You just don't appreciate it! 不识抬举

How did it come to this! 岂有此理

No class! 真没水准

bitch 婊子

You're a jerk! 你是个废物/混球!

Who do you think you are? 你以为你是谁?

I don't want to see your face! 我不愿再见到你!

Knock it off. 少来这一套。

Get out of my face. 从我面前消失!

Get lost. 滚开!

Take a hike! 哪儿凉快哪儿歇着去吧。

You piss me off. 你气死我了。

It's none of your business. 关你屁事!

How dare you! 你敢!

Cut it out. 省省吧

You have a lot of nerve. 脸皮真厚

I'm fed up. 我厌倦了

I can't take it anymore. 我受不了了!

I've had enough of your garbage. 我听腻了你的废话

What were you thinking? 你脑子进水啊?

How can you say that? 你怎么可以这样说?

Who says? 谁说的?

That's what you think! 那才是你脑子里想的!

You are out of your mind. 你脑子有毛病!

Drop dead. 去死吧!

Don't give me your shoot. 别跟我胡扯

Nonsense! 鬼话!

You're a pain in the ass. 你这讨厌鬼。

You're an asshole. 你这缺德鬼。

You asked for it. 你自找的。

Get over yourself. 别自以为是。

You're nothing to me. 你对我什么都不是。

Get off my back. 少跟我罗嗦。

Look at this mess! 看看这烂摊子!

Don't nag me! 别在我面前唠叨!

Mind your own business! 管好你自己的事!

You've gone too far! 你太过分了!

Can't you do anything right? 成事不足,败事有余。

You're impossible. 你真不可救药。

We're through. 我们完了!

Don't push me ! 别逼我!

每日一句

EIC

Please kindly shut the hole on you face, because you may not realize that your breath is lowing down the average intelligence level of the whole street.

麻烦您合上脸上的那个洞吧,您的呼吸就拉低了整条街的智力水平。

最后划重点,这些都是四六级、雅思,托福统统不会考的!放心的学吧!



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