看了這麼多年電視劇和電影,套路已然深深在我心。 比如說,閉關練功必定是會走火入魔並且狂吐鮮血,然後給日後埋下隱患的。
就算是毀容了,臉上的疤也很好看,除非你是反派,那就不要怪化妝師。
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傻白甜黑化之後必須是要畫煙燻妝的。
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主角就算是得了絕症,那也是會有神醫相助的;小嘍囉一槍就死,大主角中槍就會出現奇蹟,比如說天生骨骼驚奇心臟長在右邊……
還有些讓人匪夷所思的臺詞…
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有些情節或者臺詞甚至都不符合常識,讓觀眾感覺智商受到侮辱。
其實,不光我們講套路,西方影視劇也是各種套路滿滿。
Imagine being a freelance photographer in New York, living in a huge apartment with a walk-in closet and going for dinner every single evening.想象一下,你的職業是自由攝影師,在紐約有一棟大房子,還有一間步入式超大衣櫥,每天晚上還都是出去吃晚餐。▲Bored Panda
這得家裡有礦啊!
於是就有網友受不了這些愚蠢的套路,在Twitter上吐槽,結果吸引了眾多網友跟帖。
#1 外星人入侵鍾愛一個地兒
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@Rebekah: It's always the Empire State Building.
反正紐約的帝國大廈總是跑不了的。
@ Night Owl : Yup. Always the US, poor White House that has to deal with it. Also, there is an entire Wikipedia page about your invasions……
對,永遠都是要來美國,可憐的美國政府必須得奮起一博。維基百科上甚至還專門有個關於你們外星人入侵的詞條......
@ Bobbob70: In doctor who, aliens only attack London. That's it. They attack nothing else but London.
在《神秘博士》(英國BBC出品)的設定裡,外國人永遠只來攻擊倫敦。
@Rafaella Bueno: In anime, the end of the world will always be happening in Japan. And humanity's saviors are always teenagers because puberty and drama.
在日本動漫裡,世界末日總是會發生在日本。因為青春期和戲劇性,拯救人類的重任往往都落在了孩子們身上。
#2 就算是當家庭主婦,也要時刻美美的,做一桌子菜沒人吃也不準發飆。
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@Jennifer Scott : Don't forget that she does it with hair coiffed and a full face of make up.
別忘了,她的頭髮造型都是弄好的,臉上的妝也畫得好好的。
@BusLady :
...she never does housework, but some how the house is always spotless.
而且她從來不做家務,但是家裡超級乾淨。
#3. 神奇科技在哪裡
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@Kjorn: and never use the mouse! 還不需要鼠標!
@BusLady 3: And facial recognition programs. The suspect pops up within 60 seconds.
通過面部識別程序,嫌犯的臉在60秒內就彈出來了。
@Taryn Wallace : No not a police tech it's usually some hacker who lives underneath a nightclub and has a steel door with one of those sliding eye hole lookouts
不是警察裡的技術大牛,通常是一些地下的黑客,並且還有一扇鋼門,上面的貓眼可以移動的。
#4 鍵盤在手,天下我有
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@Vilkas: And I NEVER make a typo and have to delete and retype! I hate that!
而且我從來不會敲錯一個字,不需要刪除或者重新敲!真是太討厭了呢!
@PeachPossum
and you are a poor white collar slave because your college roommate stole your program and made millions...
你是個白領,天天拿著低薪給老闆奴役,因為你的大學同學偷了你的程序拿去賣,最終變成百萬富翁,走上人生巔峰了。
#5 生孩子從來不是事兒
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@Nadine: And the baby will be beautiful & clean!
@Nadine:而且孩子又美又幹淨!
@BusLady : Or she has the baby in the caron the way to the hospital. Honestly, who has a 30 minute labor?
@BusLady : 或者是還沒到醫院的時候,就在車上把孩子生下來了。講真,誰能30分鐘就把孩子生出來啊?
#6 你不是不美,你只是戴了眼鏡紮了馬尾
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@Sel Bonda:... and, i alway swear dull shade dress with forlorn looks at the smart athlete guy, a sudden change to short skirts in bright colours... i start gazing at the protagonist...
我總是穿著顏色暗淡的連衣裙,暗戀著學校裡既聰明又很會運動的男生,等我換上顏色鮮亮的短裙之後,我就敢凝視男主了……
@Sedef Özüpek: Same. The movies imply that I'm ugly, it makes me so sad
這種電影就是在暗示我很醜,傷心。
#7. 標誌性建築總是要給點面子露露臉的
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#8. 人在家中坐,錢/好工作從天上來
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@Andres Tejeda : I always wondered how they afford to live in NYC.
我特別想知道他們在紐約到底咋活下去的?
#9. 死亡詛咒,千萬別給戰友看你女朋友/妻子/孩子的照片
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@Kjorn : or I'm about to be a father
或者是說:我馬上要當爸爸了
#10. 打車不靠APP,全靠體力和勇氣
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@Rafaella Bueno:
I also often run into the middle of the street in front of said cab (that conveniently is passing by when I need it - I never have to wait for a cab to show up only for it to have a passenger already) to make it stop instead of just waving like a normal person. I will also continue to never use an app to call a cab or uber even though it's 2019.
我經常衝到馬路中間去叫車才能讓它停下來(當我需要它時,它很巧就來了 - 我從來都不需要等,我就是為了出租車的生意而活著的),而不是像正常人一樣揮揮手。都2019年了,我都不會用app或者Uber叫輛車。
這些情節是不是都似曾相似?電視劇裡哪些套路讓你印象深刻?歡迎在評論裡留言。
整合:Sasa
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