看了这么多年电视剧和电影,套路已然深深在我心。 比如说,闭关练功必定是会走火入魔并且狂吐鲜血,然后给日后埋下隐患的。
就算是毁容了,脸上的疤也很好看,除非你是反派,那就不要怪化妆师。
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傻白甜黑化之后必须是要画烟熏妆的。
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主角就算是得了绝症,那也是会有神医相助的;小喽啰一枪就死,大主角中枪就会出现奇迹,比如说天生骨骼惊奇心脏长在右边……
还有些让人匪夷所思的台词…
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有些情节或者台词甚至都不符合常识,让观众感觉智商受到侮辱。
其实,不光我们讲套路,西方影视剧也是各种套路满满。
Imagine being a freelance photographer in New York, living in a huge apartment with a walk-in closet and going for dinner every single evening.想象一下,你的职业是自由摄影师,在纽约有一栋大房子,还有一间步入式超大衣橱,每天晚上还都是出去吃晚餐。▲Bored Panda
这得家里有矿啊!
于是就有网友受不了这些愚蠢的套路,在Twitter上吐槽,结果吸引了众多网友跟帖。
#1 外星人入侵钟爱一个地儿
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@Rebekah: It's always the Empire State Building.
反正纽约的帝国大厦总是跑不了的。
@ Night Owl : Yup. Always the US, poor White House that has to deal with it. Also, there is an entire Wikipedia page about your invasions……
对,永远都是要来美国,可怜的美国政府必须得奋起一博。维基百科上甚至还专门有个关于你们外星人入侵的词条......
@ Bobbob70: In doctor who, aliens only attack London. That's it. They attack nothing else but London.
在《神秘博士》(英国BBC出品)的设定里,外国人永远只来攻击伦敦。
@Rafaella Bueno: In anime, the end of the world will always be happening in Japan. And humanity's saviors are always teenagers because puberty and drama.
在日本动漫里,世界末日总是会发生在日本。因为青春期和戏剧性,拯救人类的重任往往都落在了孩子们身上。
#2 就算是当家庭主妇,也要时刻美美的,做一桌子菜没人吃也不准发飙。
▲Bored Panda
@Jennifer Scott : Don't forget that she does it with hair coiffed and a full face of make up.
别忘了,她的头发造型都是弄好的,脸上的妆也画得好好的。
@BusLady :
...she never does housework, but some how the house is always spotless.
而且她从来不做家务,但是家里超级干净。
#3. 神奇科技在哪里
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@Kjorn: and never use the mouse! 还不需要鼠标!
@BusLady 3: And facial recognition programs. The suspect pops up within 60 seconds.
通过面部识别程序,嫌犯的脸在60秒内就弹出来了。
@Taryn Wallace : No not a police tech it's usually some hacker who lives underneath a nightclub and has a steel door with one of those sliding eye hole lookouts
不是警察里的技术大牛,通常是一些地下的黑客,并且还有一扇钢门,上面的猫眼可以移动的。
#4 键盘在手,天下我有
▲Bored Panda
@Vilkas: And I NEVER make a typo and have to delete and retype! I hate that!
而且我从来不会敲错一个字,不需要删除或者重新敲!真是太讨厌了呢!
@PeachPossum
and you are a poor white collar slave because your college roommate stole your program and made millions...
你是个白领,天天拿着低薪给老板奴役,因为你的大学同学偷了你的程序拿去卖,最终变成百万富翁,走上人生巅峰了。
#5 生孩子从来不是事儿
▲Bored Panda
@Nadine: And the baby will be beautiful & clean!
@Nadine:而且孩子又美又干净!
@BusLady : Or she has the baby in the caron the way to the hospital. Honestly, who has a 30 minute labor?
@BusLady : 或者是还没到医院的时候,就在车上把孩子生下来了。讲真,谁能30分钟就把孩子生出来啊?
#6 你不是不美,你只是戴了眼镜扎了马尾
▲Bored Panda
@Sel Bonda:... and, i alway swear dull shade dress with forlorn looks at the smart athlete guy, a sudden change to short skirts in bright colours... i start gazing at the protagonist...
我总是穿着颜色暗淡的连衣裙,暗恋着学校里既聪明又很会运动的男生,等我换上颜色鲜亮的短裙之后,我就敢凝视男主了……
@Sedef Özüpek: Same. The movies imply that I'm ugly, it makes me so sad
这种电影就是在暗示我很丑,伤心。
#7. 标志性建筑总是要给点面子露露脸的
▲Bored Panda
#8. 人在家中坐,钱/好工作从天上来
▲Bored Panda
@Andres Tejeda : I always wondered how they afford to live in NYC.
我特别想知道他们在纽约到底咋活下去的?
#9. 死亡诅咒,千万别给战友看你女朋友/妻子/孩子的照片
▲Bored Panda
@Kjorn : or I'm about to be a father
或者是说:我马上要当爸爸了
#10. 打车不靠APP,全靠体力和勇气
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@Rafaella Bueno:
I also often run into the middle of the street in front of said cab (that conveniently is passing by when I need it - I never have to wait for a cab to show up only for it to have a passenger already) to make it stop instead of just waving like a normal person. I will also continue to never use an app to call a cab or uber even though it's 2019.
我经常冲到马路中间去叫车才能让它停下来(当我需要它时,它很巧就来了 - 我从来都不需要等,我就是为了出租车的生意而活着的),而不是像正常人一样挥挥手。都2019年了,我都不会用app或者Uber叫辆车。
这些情节是不是都似曾相似?电视剧里哪些套路让你印象深刻?欢迎在评论里留言。
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