05.25 被導師一句一句改論文是一種什麼體驗？

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二十年間我做的錯事不計其數，但其中不包括選他當導師這件事，一共46頁。我是哭、是哭還是哭呢？

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知道什麼叫凌遲嗎？

就是一刀一刀割你的肉但又不讓你直接死去。
當時大概就是這個感覺。
哦忘了說，畢業後的那個假期他還打了好幾次電話敦促我修改論文。所以凌遲後還得被鞭屍幾次。

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我主要是來講一件小事，不是我的，是我同學的，我當時聽到的時候……
我們師門有位改了很多的同學，她居然改到想把導師推下樓去，被我及時制止了。
還好我的論文修改版都是小改，導師讓我改很多都被我否定了，最後還替她拿了個小組唯一優秀論文，然後她就再也沒有管過我，然後本科師妹的論文也是被她一個郵件通知我幫她看的。
我不是來炫耀的，我就是想說有時候導師太負責任會把人逼瘋。

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我的一個同學論文發給老師，返回來的論文裡面有個腳註，從114頁改到了414頁。

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碩士畢業論文，52頁。在前前後後討論了10次後，老師終於肯給我改稿子了！！！然而一改就是676處修訂……

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很感動，感謝導師逐字逐句批改背後的耐心、細緻與認真，斟酌每一個用詞，甚至細緻到糾正一個單詞的拼寫習慣以及一個標點符號，讓我認識到學術應有的態度。

很有收穫，我們都是從事教育工作的，老師在講解時的方法和例子也讓我深深受益，真真“不憤不啟，不悱不發”，這是本科時的教育所不曾深入的，即使微格課也沒有這樣的體會和收穫。

也很羞愧，為自己的不夠認真不夠學術而羞愧，為自己的不足而羞愧。

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正在為畢業論文痛不欲生的學渣滾來現身說法。

一年前選導師時，同學聽說我選了我導，紛紛露出鬼魅的笑容：

“他是一個連標點符號是全角還是半角都不放過的人哦！”

“他雖然不是處女座，但處女座見了他都要跪的哦！”

“畢業答辯碰到他基本就是找虐甚至找死的爽哦！”

當時我不屑的說：是你們太弱，我HOLD得住！

結果現在的情況是……

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導師改完了滿篇的譏諷，

完全沒有應該如何修改的實質性內容啊！

自己確實寫的爛吧，

導師已經不想再說啥了？

看看這個封面洋洋灑灑

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其實就是再說現在我已經沒救了，全看運氣了，論文內頁，導師逐段審閱後，下個結論，沒救了之類的……

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最後這是導師給我的全文總結

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別說了，我想靜靜……