花不是為了花店而開，你也不是為我而來。
Flowers are not for the florist, and you are not for me.
我羨慕所有在坦然的愛裡長大的小孩，像我這種從小到大，自己跌倒自己爬起來，自己哭完自己擦眼淚的人，別人給得多一點就會惶恐不安，為了想要多一點點愛，又要去飛蛾撲火。
I envy all children who grow up in calm love. People like me who grow up from small to large, fall down and get up by themselves, cry and wipe their tears by themselves, will be panic if they give more. In order to want more love, they have to fight the fire with moths.
有人說，時間和新歡可以治癒失戀的痛，實際上我發現時間沒什麼卵用，自從有了新歡前任再也不來“在嗎”啦。
Some people say that time and new love can cure the pain of lovelorn. In fact, I find that time is useless. I've never been here since I had a new love.
不要對任何人抱有任何道德潔癖的期望，這個世界上每個靈魂都半人半鬼，湊太近了誰也沒法看。
Don't expect anyone to be morally clean. Every soul in the world is half human and half ghost. No one can see if it's too close.
小北，今天天氣晴好，但過一會兒可能會下雨，我現在在想你，但過一會兒可能會更想。我師父說，世上其實並沒有比天氣更難測的東西。我覺得他說得對，他總是說得對，小北，不管下不下雨，過一會兒我都會更想你。
Xiaobei, it's sunny today, but it may rain later. I'm thinking of you now, but I'll think more later. My master said that there is nothing in the world more unpredictable than the weather. I think he is right. He is always right. Xiaobei, no matter whether it rains or not, I will miss you more later.
哪個媽媽年輕時不是漂亮的小姑娘呢？
但是後來啊，她有了自己的小公主，她有了生活，所以她只好握起了長劍，成為了英雄。
Which mother was not a pretty girl when she was young?
But later, ah, she had her own little princess, she had a life, so she had to hold a long sword and become a hero.
後來，歲月騙走了天真，名利打敗了無邪。
Later, years deceived innocence, fame and fortune defeated innocence.
當初說好要一起看電影的沒有看，一起去的地方沒有去，說好的一起白頭也早已化為泡影，但是你想過沒有，這個世界上最可怕的事情不是別人的薄情寡義，而是別人的隨口說說你卻真的相信。
At the beginning, the people who said they would go to the movies together didn't go to the places together, and the white heads who said they would go to the movies together had already disappeared. But have you ever thought about it, the most terrible thing in the world is not others' fraternity and lack of Justice, but others' casually saying that you really believe it.
謝謝你帶我來山頂看煙花。其實也不是你帶我，是我自己偷偷跟著你，如果說你是假的，至少一路上的繁花似錦與霓虹夜色是真的。不過我得走啦。我得自己走了。
Thank you for bringing me to the top of the mountain to see the fireworks. In fact, it is not you who take me, but I secretly follow you. If you are false, at least the colorful and neon night along the way is true. But I have to go. I have to go by myself.
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