Monica：Okry,everybody,this is Rechel,another Lincoln High survivor.This is everybody,this is Chandler,and Phoebe,and Joey,and you remember my brother Ross?
Rechel:Hi,sure!
Ross:Hi.
Monica:So you wanna tell us now or are we waiting for four wet bridesmaids?
Rechel:Oh,God....well,it started about a half hour before the wedding,I was in the room where we were keeping all the presents,and I was looking at this gravy boat.This really gorgeous Limoges gravy boat.When all of a sudden,Sweet’n’Lo?I realized that I was more turned on by this gravy boat than by Barry!And then I got really freaked out,and that’s when it hit me:how much Barry looks like Mr.Potato Head.Y’know,I mean,I always knew looked familiar,but...Anyway,I just had to get out of there,and I started wondering:”Why am I doing this,and who am I doing this for?”So anyway I just didn’t know where to go,and I know that you and I have kinda drifted apart,but you’re the only person I knew who lived here in the city.
Monica:Who wasn’t invited to the wedding.
Rechel:Oh,I was kinda hoping that wouldn’t be an issue...
Monica:好了，各位，这是瑞秋，另一位林肯高中的幸存者。这就是各位啦，这是钱德勒，菲比还有乔伊，还记得我哥哥罗斯吗？
Rechel:当然，嗨！
Ross：嗨！
Monica：你想现在跟我们说说，还是我们再等四位湿漉漉的伴娘过来？
Rechel:噢，上帝，好吧，大概在婚礼前半个小时，我当时在存放礼品的房间里，看着调味汁瓶，一个极其美丽的里摩日细瓷调味汁瓶。然后，突然间....有糖吗？我发现这个调味汁瓶比巴瑞更能引发我的兴奋感！然后我真的吓坏了，我突然想到，巴瑞真的超像薯头先生。我是说，我总是觉得他很眼熟，但是.....不管怎么说，我必须离开那里，我开始想“我干嘛这么做，我这么做是为了谁？”不管怎么说，我不知道该去哪里，而且我知道我们有点疏远了，但是你是我在这个城市唯一认识的人。
Monica：还没有被邀请参加婚礼。
Rechel:噢，我希望这不是个问题。
笔记：
1、gorgeous adj. 华丽的，灿烂的；极好的
eg:For instance, in 1957 most of the cars were gorgeous.
例如，在1957年大部分的汽车都是华丽的。
2、turn on v. 打开；发动；取决于；使兴奋；攻击
eg:Please turn on the radio.
请把收音机打开。
3、freak out 使处于极度兴奋中；崩溃
eg:So you’re super busy, totally tired, and ready to freak out.
你的工作异常忙碌，你觉得很累，快要崩溃了。
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