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小伙伴们一想到审稿人是啥感觉，是否就像学生时代开小差的你，转头看到站在窗外的班主任一样，瞬间头皮发麻？咱们在投稿期间仿佛每天都要烧高香，祈求审稿人不要把自己的文章批得太难看或者直接建议杂志主编给拒了。
虽然最后大部分审稿人要么和你热情诚恳的沟通，或者郑重其事的建议，似乎没有想象中的那么可怕----才怪！其实背地里，他们不仅仅建议杂志社拒你稿件，还各种对你论文进行精神污染般的毒舌攻击。
今天小编收集了关于国外那些审稿人的拒稿经典语录，以便帮助大家重新找回被审稿人折磨的经历哦~
Reject – More holes than my grandad’s string vest!
拒发。漏洞比我爷爷的网眼背心上的窟窿还多！
Done! Difficult task, I don’t wish to think about constipation and faecal flora during my holidays! But, once a referee, always and anywhere a referee; we are good boy scouts in the research wilderness. Even under the sun and near a wonderful beach.
搞定了！太不容易了。我才不想装着一脑子便秘和粪便菌落来度假。但是，一朝做了审稿人，永远都是审稿人，到哪儿都是审稿人。在科学研究的荒漠中，我们是勇敢的童子军。即使在洒满阳光的沙滩上也是。哼！
This paper is desperate. Please reject it completely and then block the author’s email ID so they can’t use the online system in future.
这篇论文烂到家了。请彻底拒稿，然后封了作者的账号，免得他日后继续投稿。
The writing and data presentation are so bad that I had to leave work and go home early and then spend time to wonder what life is about!
写作水平和数据展示让我整个人都不好了，我不得不提前下班，早点回家，花点时间思考到底什么是人生。
The biggest problem with this manu, which has nearly sucked the will to live out of me, is the terrible writing style.!
这篇稿件的写作风格太糟糕了，审得我都不想活了
The presentation is of a standard that I would reject from an undergraduate student.
就算回到本科生时期，我都会拒掉这种水平的投稿。
This paper is awfully written. There is no adequate objective and no reasonable conclusion. The literature is quoted at random and not in the context of argument. I have doubts about the methods and whether the effort of data gathering is sufficient to arrive at a useful conclusion.
这篇论文写得太烂了。目的不明确，结论不合理。引文都是乱引的，跟正文的论证完全对不上号。我怀疑这样的实验方法，也怀疑他们收集的数据不足以得出有效结论。
Season’s Greetings! I apologise for my slow response but a roast goose prevented me from answering emails for a few days.
节日快乐！回复慢了，真抱歉。有一只烤鹅妨碍我，让我几天都没顾得上回邮件。
If I had known this would be such an easy one to review (reject!), I would have done it sooner!
我要是知道这篇文章这么快就能审完，我肯定会早点开始审。
I am sorry that I have spoiled my Xmas holidays with such a bad manu.
我的心好痛，好好一个圣诞假期被这么一篇糟糕的文章给毁了。
Taken altogether, this paper is more suitable for a local newspaper and not for a scientific journal. In fact, the style of this paper is quite non-scientific so that it can be sent to a news agency the way it is.
总的来说，相比起科学杂志而言，这篇文章更适合发表在当地小报上。毕竟这篇文章没啥科学性，当地小报应该是它一个不错的归属了。
It is early in the year, but difficult to imagine any paper overtaking this one for lack of imagination, logic, or data –it is beyond redemption.
新的一年才刚开始，但我怎么就感觉很难找到比这篇更扯、更没逻辑的文章呢？谁都拯救不了这篇文章了！
Although this paper is very good and rigorous, we asked your teacher to review the manuscript before the magazine. She didn't agree with us, so we rejected your manuscript.
虽然你的工作很好很严谨,但是我们杂志之前找你们老师审稿,她都不同意所以我们就拒了你的稿~
I asked my graduate students to repeat the methods in your article for two months, but they didn't repeat them. Your experiment method is defective.
It is early in the year, but difficult to imagine any paper overtaking this one for lack of imagination, logic, or data –it is beyond redemption.
你的文章中的方法我让我的研究生重复了两个月都没有重复出来，你的实验方法存在问题
We can't employ your paper any more. It's your family's job to employ our periodicals..
It is early in the year, but difficult to imagine any paper overtaking this one for lack of imagination, logic, or data –it is beyond redemption.
不能再录用你的文章了，再录用我们期刊都成你家的了。
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