每天的睡前总结都是：不能再这样下去了啊
——然后先睡醒再说。
Every day's bedtime summary is: can't go on like this
——Then go to bed first.
现在网络经常给我制造一种假象：全世界的人都非常有钱，就我没有。
Now the Internet often gives me a false impression: people all over the world are very rich, but I don't.
我的小侄子非常喜欢奥特曼，他的梦想是长大后办一所学校教大家分辨奥特曼。
My little nephew likes Altman very much. His dream is to run a school when he grows up to teach you how to distinguish Altman.
我对生活没有什么想法，希望生活也别对我另有所图。
I don't have any idea about life. I hope life doesn't have any other plans for me.
在每一个自我崩溃的深夜，发现自己其实还是毫无长进。
In the middle of every night of self collapse, I find that I have no progress in fact.
有一天，小丑在表演，观众席上有一对情侣吵架了，小丑走了过来，做了很多搞怪的动作逗女孩开心，最后女孩笑了。
小丑表演完了，坐在梳妆台前眼泪掉了下来：＂你是我曾经的宝贝，我怎么会舍得让你哭。〃女孩躲在后面哭：＂我是你曾经的宝贝，怎么可能会认不出你。〃
One day, the clown was performing. There was a couple quarreling in the audience. The clown came over and did many funny actions to make the girl happy. At last, the girl laughed.
After the clown's performance, he sat in front of the dressing table and cried: "you are my once treasure. How can I let you cry. "Girl hiding behind crying:" I was once your baby, how could not recognize you. "
擅自抱有期待，大概是毁掉一段关系的前奏吧。
It's a prelude to destroying a relationship to expect something without permission.
干不完的活，睡不够的觉，喂不胖的钱包，买不起的貂，半辈子就挣了一两个亿，一个失忆，一个回忆。
I can't finish my work, sleep enough, feed my fat wallet, and buy mink. I earned 200 million yuan in half my life, one lost memory and one memory.
有时候，失望到一定程度后，反而会开出一朵花来，那朵花的名字叫，无所谓。所以任何的安慰，都没有自己看得透彻来得有效。
Sometimes, disappointed to a certain extent, it will open a flower, that flower's name is indifferent.So any comfort is ineffective unless you want to understand it
【图片来源：插画师Jaroslaw Danilenko】
