我不走运，遇上了不讲卫生的你

，但是我只好认命了。I'm unlucky to meet an unhygienic you, but I suppose I'll just have to resign myself to fate.

When I close the window, I find your underpants too nauseous.

我关上窗户时，我发现你的内裤太恶心了。

Nausea surges in me and I retch violently

我突然觉得恶心，猛烈地干呕起来。

I feel the same nausea as you do when a swarm of ants climb onto your feet.

一群蚂蚁爬上你脚上时你感觉到的恶心，我现在也感觉到了。

You retch from ant allergy while I Immediately extend my palms to brush the ants away.

你因蚂蚁过敏而干呕，而我立即伸出

手掌将蚂蚁刷走。

The spasm is so strong that you continue to retch several times after you are safe.

痉挛太厉害了，安全得救之后你还继续干呕了好几次。

How guilt I am because it is I who lead you into such a condition.

我是多么的内疚，因为正是我让你陷入这样的状况。

You don't scold me, on the contrary, you worry most about the evaporation of the tough image which you've been forging several months to impress me.

你不骂我，恰恰相反，几个月来为了想让我高兴你一直打造一种硬汉形象，你最担心的就是这个形象会瞬间蒸发。

When you are in danger you worry not about yourself but about whether I will still love you.

当你有危险的时候，你担心的不是你自己而是我是否会继续爱你。

I tell you that I will love you no matter you are a hero or a jerk.

我告诉你，无论你是

英雄还是混蛋，我都爱你。

What I need most is not your image but your health.

我最需要的不是你的形象，而是你的健康。

Just like today I am overcome with a feeling of nausea when I find your nauseating briefs，but your health is my top concern.

就像今天发现你的脏内裤时，我也感到恶心，但我最关心的还是你的健康。

I'm unlucky to meet an unhygienic you, but I suppose I'll just have to resign myself to fate.

我不走运，遇上了不讲卫生的你，但是我只好认命了。

I have to scrub the dirty inner side of your underpants.

我得擦洗你内裤脏的内侧。

The mere touching drives me retch, but I can endure it on the thought that clean briefs improve your health.

那脏内裤

一摸我就要吐，但我一想到干净的内裤可以改善你的健康，我可以忍受。

Someone see me happily wash your dirty knickers.

有人看见我很喜欢洗你的脏内裤。

They all know they are yours, so they blackmail me to scrub their underpants， too.

她们都知道内裤是你的，所以她们就勒索我给她们擦洗内裤。

Under duress I have to confess I love you in order to beg them to give me a break.

为了求她们放我一马，迫于压力我不得向她们坦白我爱你。

Then those bad girls just wish us a happy marriage.

然后，那些坏坏姑娘就祝愿我们婚姻幸福。

1.underpants美 [ˈʌndərpænts]

n.(男用)内裤，衬裤;(男、女)内裤

2.nauseous英 [ˈnɔːziəs] 美 [ˈnɔːʃəs]

adj.恶心的;想呕吐的;令人作呕的;令人厌恶的

3.nausea美 [ˈnɔːziə]

n.恶心;作呕;反胃

4.surge 美 [sɜːrdʒ] 涌上（心头，喉咙等等）

v.涌;汹涌;涌动;使强烈地感到;急剧上升;飞涨;激增

n.(强烈感情的)突发;(数量的)急剧上升，激增;大量;一大批;奔涌向前;突然的向上运动

5.retch

英 [retʃ] 美 [retʃ]

v.干呕;干哕

哕yuě

呕吐，气逆：干哕（要吐而吐不出东西来）。

to make sounds and movements as if you are vomiting although you do not actually do so

The smell made her retch.

这气味让她恶心。

6.swarm美 [swɔːrm]

n.一大群(蜜蜂等昆虫);一大群，一大批(向同方向移动的人)

v.成群地来回移动;成群地飞来飞去

7.allergy 美 [ˈælərdʒi] （发音有点变化，与energy发音差不多，长得也有点像，大概过敏是负能量吧。）

n.变态反应;过敏反应

allergic 美 [əˈlɜːrdʒɪk]

adj.(对…)变态反应的，变应的，过敏的;变态反应性的;变应性的;过敏性的;对…十分反感;厌恶