NEW YORK CITY—Responding to an anonymous tip regarding alleged suspicious activity, police shot an unarmed black civilian who reportedly matched the description for Covid-19, sources confirmed Wednesday. “In the heat of the moment, it was completely impossible to differentiate between the 6-foot-1inch, 175-pound male and the 0.125-micron pathogen,” said Sergeant Troy Ellis of the NYPD, describing how the tips on the suspect’s shoelaces were nearly identical to the microscopic spikes found on the novel coronavirus. “Obviously this is an unfortunate mistake, but the party in question was potentially a highly contagious disease that could’ve infected the entire community, and we couldn’t take that risk. We’ve received numerous reports of the virus hanging out in the streets of nearby neighborhoods, and it is our responsibility to act. We put our lives on the line out here to serve and protect, and when the suspect put his arm up to cough into his elbow, we had no way of knowing whether he was a virus going for a gun.” At press time, leaked body cam footage revealed that the police officer had dropped a positive test result next to the suspect’s corpse.
紐約市ー據消息人士週三證實，在回應一個匿名舉報涉嫌可疑活動時，警察射殺了一名手無寸鐵的黑人平民，據報道，這名平民的外貌特徵與新型冠狀病毒肺炎相符。 紐約警局的特洛伊 · 埃利斯警官說: “在最激烈的時刻，完全無法區分6英尺1英寸，175磅重的男性和0.125微米的病原體。”他描述了嫌疑犯鞋帶上的尖端如何與新型冠狀病毒上發現的微小尖刺幾乎一致。 “顯然，這是一個不幸的錯誤，但問題所在的政黨可能是一個潛在的高度接觸傳染病，可能會感染整個社區，我們不能冒這個險。 我們收到很多報告，說病毒在附近街區流行，我們有責任採取行動。 我們冒著生命危險在這裡服務和保護，當嫌疑犯把手伸進手肘咳嗽時，我們沒辦法知道他是不是要拿槍的病毒” 截稿時，洩露的身體監控錄像顯示，警察在疑犯屍體旁留下了陽性檢測結果。
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