不管學得咋樣，想考得好都是人之常情，總有些小同學無法抵制高分的誘惑，選擇了鋌而走險的作弊之路...在此，我們首先要強調的是，考場作弊，輕則掛整門課，重則被退學，學術作弊一旦留在個人記錄上，基本上未來求職的時候所有好工作都不待見你......一句話：作弊什麼的，真真使不得！
以下是21種國外網友們的作弊經歷；翻譯這篇的宗旨只是讓大家輕鬆一下，感受下外國朋友們在絕望下各種千奇百怪的“絕地反擊”，從而緩解一些考試季的壓力，僅供娛樂。
重要的事情說三遍：
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1. This closet caper 金屋藏嬌式
“In Spanish class we hid an actual exchange student from Mexico in the supply closet, gave her a copy of the test, and she whispered the answers to the people sitting in the back row next to the closet. My teacher had no idea.” —SummerGrace
“在西班牙語課上我們把一個墨西哥女生藏在了教室後面的櫥櫃裡，我們把一份試卷塞給她，讓她小聲地把答案念給最後一排的同學。我們的老師完全沒發現！”
2. This fashionable geek 潮男極客
“I knew I was going to have a test about the periodic table so I wore a shirt which had the periodic table and the words ‘I wear this shirt periodically,’ on it. The teacher thought it was a cool shirt and let me take the test with it on. I got an A.” —saynotothis
“我事先知道我們要考元素週期表，所以特地穿了一件帶有元素週期表的T恤，上面還寫著’我週期性地穿這件T恤’。我的老師覺得挺酷的並沒有讓我換掉，結果我得了個A。”
點評：我要是你老師我就讓你當場扒了哼哼！
3. This guy taking one for the team 最具奉獻精神獎
“I taped a notecard to the back of the guy in front of me. From the teachers desk you could see nothing. If the teacher got up, I would pull down the guys hoodie to cover it. Our entire row was in on it, so everyone benefited except the trooper who sat in the front.
We had a system where, when we were ready to get up to turn in the papers, we would shrug our shoulders and stretch our neck so the person behind you would peel off the notecard on your back and dispose of the evidence. We never got caught.” —aiyannac
“我把小抄用膠帶貼在前面那哥們背上，從老師的角度來說他啥都看不到。如果老師起身了，我就把那哥們帽衫的帽子扯下來蓋住…這事兒我們整排同學都有份兒，只是苦了坐在前面那哥們了。我們的運作機制時當我們交卷時，哥們兒會聳聳肩活動活動脖子，方便後面的人扯掉小抄。我們從沒被抓過。”
點評：這一招也僅限於不愛走動的老師吧=。= 現在的教授都可精了，請好多個精力旺盛的年輕監考替他們走來走去。
4. This girl who was twinning 雙生姐妹花
“I have a twin sister and in freshman year of college I took a calculus class. In this class there was a gateway exam, and since I didn’t know the material well I just had my sister go in and take it for me. She was the reason why I passed the class.” —ashleya48257e2ba
“我有個孿生姐姐，有一次大一的微積分考試，我啥都不會我就讓她去了，然後我就過了。”
點評：過了一門微積分，後面還有需要用到微積分的專業課的話，那掛得就更慘烈了……你姐不可能替你考一輩子試的呀！
5. This well-designed plan 最精心設計
“A classmate of mine carefully removed the label from a Coke bottle and scanned it as an image file, opened up Photoshop and replaced the ingredients paragraph with notes from the test and reprinted it on glossy paper. After careful cutting and gluing it back onto the bottle, it looked exactly like an inconspicuous bottle of Coke that he just kept on his desktop during the exam.” —laurenpilecki
“我一同學把可口可樂的標籤小心撕下來，再把筆記p成合適大小掃描在了營養成分表上……於是這樣一份神之小抄就像任何一瓶好天真好不做作的可樂瓶一樣安安靜靜地在桌子上呆了整場考試。”
點評：這丫肯定過不了我們高考，水瓶是不讓帶字兒噠！
6. This more modern way of cheating 現代化作弊方針
“I bought an Android smartwatch specifically to cheat. I would screenshot my notes and send them to my watch for viewing, or if I needed to Google something by voice I would say it aloud as if I was thinking to myself.” —epotts0629
“我帶了一塊安卓的智能表，把我筆記的截圖全部發到了上面；我還會假裝自言自語——而實際上是在用Google的語音搜索。”
點評：智能手錶愈發普及之後，現在教授們都會強調不讓戴辣！
7. This stylish scheme 作弊有型
“I braided my hair into two dutch/fish braids, made little paper strips with the answers and key-words, rolled them really tiny and hid them in between the braid strokes. I never got caught with that one.” —andhreinagonzalezv
“我給自己打了兩個麻花辮，把小抄條藏在其中。”
點評：所謂膽大心細不過如此，有這麼多小心思不如好好複習，姑娘您說呢？
8. This idea no one saw coming 隱形作弊
“I wrote out the answers in invisible ink on my body and then used the flashlight on the back of the pen it came with to see them. No way of ever getting caught.” —kylemckeebrown
“我用隱形墨水把答案寫在身上，然後再用筆裡的手電筒去照，這不可能被抓的。”
點評：哎，身體髮膚受之父母，小夥子太拼了也不好呀，化學試劑還是少往身上抹的好！
9. This risky fashion statement 危險時尚
“Once I had a friend come over before the exam and help me tape notes on my legs. I wore a really long black skirt with slits on both sides that go all the way up. I think the teacher suspected something at one point, but of course he couldn’t tell me to pull my skirt up or whatever. All in all, cheating successful.” —marijaholt
“有一次我叫我朋友把小抄貼在我腿上，然後我穿了一條黑長裙，兩側的開縫直達腰際。我覺得我的老師剛開始應該隱約察覺到了什麼，但是他總不能叫我把裙子整條拉起來吧。總之，我成功了。”
點評：不做點評…想到了以前某個清宮科舉作弊把答案寫在肚子上的場景ˊ_>ˋ
10. This musician who’s singing his way to an A 高歌一曲拿了“A”
“For one of my classes I was able to listen to music while taking the tests, but I would need to show the teacher what I was listening to. Since I was in a band I had access to make recordings. I would list every answer from the study guide while speaking into the mic. And voilà! The most creative way I ever cheated was turning the information into a song which I was listening to while I took the test.” —k497ce5dc7
“我有堂課允許我們寫考卷的時候聽歌，只不過我們得先向老師證明我們聽的是歌。因為我有參加樂隊所以我會製作錄音，我把所有的教輔答案都用麥克錄進了我的歌裡。我想這應該是我最有創意的一次作弊了！”
點評：看看就好，咱們考試是不能聽歌滴！
11. These ridiculously small recital notes 奇妙的背誦筆記
“On a verbal test for Spanish class in high school we each got called individually to recite a poem we had to memorize in Spanish. We had to go to the teacher’s desk, sit in front of her and recite it. My friend wrote out the entire poem on a long strip of paper, then wrapped the paper around the inside of a clear pen. As he recited it, he rolled the pen around in his hands, to read the parts he forgot. Genius.” —mimicons100
“在一次高中西班牙語的口語測試中，我們每個人都要用西班牙語輪流到老師的桌前坐下並背誦一首詩。我有個朋友把小抄作成紙條，卷著塞進透明的筆管內，一邊背一邊轉筆來看看自己忘記的部分，簡直是天才。”
點評：高中畢業後這哥們去了馬戲團。
12. This girl with a “really bad” sore throat 喉嚨痛女孩
“This girl I know brought Strepsils into the exam, because of a sore throat. She had unwrapped all the Strepsils and wrote key points on the inside of each of the wrappers, then re-wrapped them. So, it may have looked like she was just taking Strepsils, but she was actually just looking for answers.” —rebeccalucys
“我知道有個女生帶著一堆咽喉炎的藥到了考場，她把所有的筆記寫在藥的包裝紙內側，然後在考場裡一一打開，看起來就好像她的咽喉炎真的很嚴重。”
點評：God bless her.
13. This person who nailed it 立功的指甲
“My accounting teacher gave us a study guide with the exact questions that were going to be on the test. It was a 100-question multiple choice test. I was sick and studying wasn’t working out well. With a pencil I wrote the answers (A,B,C,D) in order on my fingernails very tiny so that they could all fit on my thumb and index finger. Then to make sure that it wouldn’t rub off I applied clear polish.” —Allison2333
“我的會計老師給了我們所有考試會出現的100道選擇題原題。我當時生病了沒怎麼好好複習，於是我把答案按順序全都寫在我的拇指和食指指甲上。為了不讓指甲掉色，我還上了一層透明的指甲油。”
點評：愛美的女生，運氣都不會太差。（還是建議大家把這份心思用在普通打扮上。）
14. This amazing use of body art 神奇的身體藝術
“The most creative way I cheated on a test was to get the answer from my friend who took the test before me and write the multiple choice answers in the spaces between the tattoos on my arm. The tattoos are quotes so it didn’t look any different than it looked all semester.” —AzizaSum
“我最有創意的一次作弊就是讓我一個比我先考完的朋友把答案抄在我紋身的間隙中。因為我的紋身是文字，所以看上去並沒有什麼異樣。”
點評：年紀輕輕，花樣倒是不少嘛。
15. This signature move 我的“戰袍”
“I had this sweater from summer camp that had all the signatures and messages from my camp friends all over it (my version of a yearbook). I would wear it on test days and write the answers alongside the messages from my friends. The teachers couldn’t tell the difference in the writing, and best part is I would write in washable markers so I could just wash and re-use!” —j3lyfyshgal
“我有一件從夏令營帶回來的汗衫，上面佈滿了當時朋友們的留言，我每次考試都會穿它，並且用可洗的墨水在上面做小抄，老師從來都沒發現。”
點評：我覺得對於現在的大學policy和監考的嚴厲程度來說，這個還是意圖過於明顯了。
16. This person that’s double trouble 雙管齊下
“Okay so there were two instances where I got creative with my cheating: the first being that I wrote on a tissue, then when I was done I just fake blew my nose into it and tossed it out. The other time was using my accordion folder. The back was opaque until you pressed on it so I would slip the sheet with the answers into the back section, put my folder on the floor (back facing up), then step on it in order to see the answers.” —xtinamooso
“我有兩個富有創造性的作弊方法。一，我會把答案記在紙巾上，當我抄完以後就假裝擤鼻涕丟掉它。二，我的文件夾的背面如果不擠壓的話是不透明的，我把答案貼在背面內側，然後把文件夾放在地上，需要看的時候就踩一下。”
點評：您眼神真好！
17. This person who realised it’s more work than it’s worth 事倍功半
“I once recorded myself saying all of the answers to an exam on my phone. During the exam I wore a sweatshirt and a chunky scarf to hide my headphones and just played the answers through the headphones. It honestly would’ve taken less time and would’ve been less stressful if I had just studied.” —hannaha4fb168609
“我有一次把所有的小抄內容用手機錄下來，考試的時候把手機放運動褲裡，再用一條厚實的毛巾擋住我的耳機。不過我真心覺得這麼麻煩還不如好好複習呢。”
點評：恭喜你！開竅了！
18. This rubbery method 橡膠神功
“In high school Spanish class I wrote all the vocabulary we needed to know on rubber bands. When they were on my wrist I could read them but when I took them off no one could read them. I told my friend about it before class and shared them by slingshotting them to her when the teacher wasn’t looking.” —RenRenn94
“在高中的西班牙語課上，我把所有我們需要掌握的詞彙都寫在了橡膠手環上，我戴著的時候自己可以看到，但是取下來別人就看不到了。我還把這個技巧告訴了我的朋友們，另外還趁老師不注意的時候把手環彈射給她們。”
點評：年紀小小，盡不學好，有了彈弓，不如打鳥。
19. This calculating duo 算數二重奏
“In secondary school, my best friend and I had an entire alphabet worked out, with symbols, letters, and numbers, so we could communicate via scientific calculator. There was one math exam we took in a classroom and she sat at a desk directly behind me. I told the examiner I had forgotten my calculator and asked if we could share since there were no spares, and the fool agreed. We told one another a few of the answers through passed notes via calculator.” —Rumer Priestly, Facebook
“在我初中的時候，我和我最好的朋友設計出了一種用科學計算器交流所有字母、數字和符號的方法。有一次數學考試我和老師說我忘帶計算器了，於是我得以從我朋友那裡借計算器並且互相通過計算器交流答案。”
點評：監考老師，你去面壁反思一下！
20. This team effort 團隊合作
“My friends and I wrote cheats on the back of our necks and during the test would move our hair so the girl behind us could see the notes.” —Arielle Amanda
“我的朋友和我把答案寫在我們自己的脖子後方，這樣我們扭頭的時候，我們後方的女生就可以看到這些筆記了。”
點評：這比第三個還要狠。
21. This intricate idea 複雜的想法
“I removed the inner workings of my watch and put in the answers. On test day I would make sure to wear a long sleeve shirt and ‘check the time’ when needed.” —krob451
“我把我的手錶內測的零件清空後再把小抄放進去，考試的時候我穿著長袖，再時不時確認一下’時間’。”
點評：你的筆記要麼很少，你的錶盤要麼很大。
魔高一尺，道高一丈，
相信大家也看出了
以上作弊手段都是些不太可行的小聰明
笑笑就好
快去複習吧！！！
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