(中英文對照)quora:多國網友惡搞“中國有車嗎?”問題

Does China have cars?

Ang Willian, lived in China

Answered Aug 18, 2018

Obviously not.Why do you ask such a foolish question like this?

顯然沒有。你為什麼問這樣愚蠢的問題?

In China,all local people have an amazing skill,which is called Mitsurugi.Lots of people in China use this skill to ride with one sword or even more.Even if a three years old child can take control of one sword.All Chinese get to work by riding swords,so you may see more than a thousand swords flying in the sky.Therefore,cars are not essential at all.If you fall down,you can use Chi to lift you up.That's also why Chinese LOL players are obsessed with Yasuo.They are very pleasant to see such a familiar man in the game.

在中國,所有的當地人都有一個驚人的技能,這就是御劍飛行。在中國,很多人用這種技巧騎一把或更多的劍。即使一個三歲的孩子能控制一把劍。所有的中國人都是騎著劍去上班的,所以你可能會看到一千多把劍在天空中飛舞。因此,汽車根本不是必需品。如果你跌倒了,你可以用氣把你扶起來。這也是為什麼中國LOL玩家痴迷於亞索的原因。他們很高興在比賽中看到這樣一個熟悉的人。

Does America have cars?

(中英文對照)quora:多國網友惡搞“中國有車嗎?”問題

(中英文對照)quora:多國網友惡搞“中國有車嗎?”問題

Stone W

Answered Mar 28, 2018

No need of cars. It's just a normal life skill like these pictures. You cannot graduate from Chinese high-school if you can not do one of these normal simple things.

I have to stop typing words, because I am flying now

不需要汽車。就像這些照片一樣,這只是一種普通的生活技能。如果你不能做這些普通的簡單的事情,你就不能從中國高中畢業。

我必須停止打字,因為我現在在飛

(中英文對照)quora:多國網友惡搞“中國有車嗎?”問題

(中英文對照)quora:多國網友惡搞“中國有車嗎?”問題

Yixuan Li

Answered Mar 8

No. We are too poor to afford cars.

In North China, kids ride horses to school

不。我們太窮了,買不起汽車。

在中國北方,孩子們騎馬上學

(中英文對照)quora:多國網友惡搞“中國有車嗎?”問題

Kids from poor families ride donkeys to school

貧困家庭的孩子騎驢上學

(中英文對照)quora:多國網友惡搞“中國有車嗎?”問題

In Southern China, where the climate is not suitable for horse or donkey breeding, kids ride water buffalo to school

在中國南方,那裡的氣候不適合養馬或驢,孩子們騎水牛上學

(中英文對照)quora:多國網友惡搞“中國有車嗎?”問題

In the really really far South, kids ride boats to school.

在非常非常遙遠的南方,孩子們乘船上學。

(中英文對照)quora:多國網友惡搞“中國有車嗎?”問題

In the Northwest, where the climate is dry, kids ride camels to school

在氣候乾燥的西北部,孩子們騎駱駝上學

(中英文對照)quora:多國網友惡搞“中國有車嗎?”問題

Yes, this is China in the 21st Century, we don't have cars, or anything for that matter. Such a tragedy isn't it?

是的,這是21世紀的中國,我們沒有汽車,或者其他類似的東西。這樣的悲劇不是嗎?

But YOU can help! By donating to these poor kids, only $20 a month. Small change, big difference! Add me privately for more details.

但你可以幫忙!通過給這些可憐的孩子捐款,每個月只有20美元。小變化,大不同!請私下告訴我更多細節。

Just kidding. But this obviously isn't a serious question, so here is my non-serious answer.

Serious answer? Yes. We do have cars. A LOT!

只是開玩笑。但這顯然不是一個嚴肅的問題,所以這是我不嚴肅的回答。

認真回答嗎?是的。我們有汽車。很多!

(中英文對照)quora:多國網友惡搞“中國有車嗎?”問題

Damien Defranco, Serial Entrepreneur, Venture Capitalist, Consultant & Mentor

Damien Defranco,連續創業者,風險投資家,顧問和導師

Answered Jul 24, 2018

No, China can't afford cars. Even though China has the fastest growing economy in the world even though they have the highest technology and advanced cities even compared to the west. They just don't have any cars.

It's all bikes. All motorcycles.

不,中國買不起汽車。儘管中國擁有世界上最快的經濟增長速度,儘管與西方相比,中國擁有最高的技術和先進的城市。他們只是沒有車。

都是自行車。所有的摩托車。

(中英文對照)quora:多國網友惡搞“中國有車嗎?”問題

(中英文對照)quora:多國網友惡搞“中國有車嗎?”問題

I remember when I first went to China in 2010, and I got off the plane and exited the airport.

The only thing available was rickshaws, or else I'd have to walk. Well walking would take too long.

我記得2010年我第一次去中國的時候,我下了飛機,離開了機場。

只有人力車,否則我就得走路了。好吧,走路要花很長時間。

So during my time there, I did what everyone else did. I bought an electric bike too. Got me from A to B.

所以在我在那裡的那段時間裡,我做了其他人都做的事情。我也買了一輛電動自行車。把我從A帶到B。

(中英文對照)quora:多國網友惡搞“中國有車嗎?”問題

Don Last

Answered Sep 15, 2018

The fact is China does not exist!

The American government fabricated this country after USSR broke up in 1991.The American government wanted to rule the world and make all people in the world become its servant .It needed a rival so it so it can claim that the world's security .So the American sent military forces to all parts of the world in order to make world stay in peace. It's just a cable.

You can see that my nationality is"China".But actually I'm somewhere of the US frontier. The historican in America fabricated the Fire-thousand-year history of this forged rival with its "language"

事實是中國根本不存在!

1991年蘇聯解體後,美國政府捏造了這個國家。美國政府想要統治世界,讓世界上所有的人成為它的僕人,需要一個對手所以它所以它可以聲稱世界上的安全,所以美國向世界各地的軍隊為了讓世界保持和平。只是一條網線。

你可以看到我的國籍是"中國"。但實際上我是在美國邊境的某個地方。美國的歷史學家用它的"語言"編造了這個偽造的對手的千年歷史。

You may once went to "China",but actually the plane or the ship which carrid you wrer moving in circle, taking youto aremote place of American frontier where can find many people speak "Chinese" . The language was 瑪德真羞恥Indian dialect and people who spoke it were hired by American government.

你可能曾經去過"中國",但實際上,載著你的飛機或輪船總是繞著圈子轉,帶你去美國邊境的一個小地方,那裡有很多人說"漢語"。語言是一種叫"瑪德真羞恥"的印度方言,人們據說是受僱於美國政府。

In fact, China doesn't exist.

事實上,中國並不存在。

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