Which player would retire in the middle of a game?
哪名NBA球員會在比賽中途退役呢？
Vontae Davis, a cornerback in the NFL, retired in the middle of a game today. What NBA player would do the same?
I could see Dirk in the middle of a game just retiring after trying to keep up in a game.
馮塔-戴維斯是NFL的一名角衛，他今天在比賽中途直接退役了。哪名NBA球員也能做出相同的事呢？
我覺得德克有可能啊，在發現自己已經跟不上比賽節奏後，他可能會在比賽中途直接退役。
[–]PistonsBaymaximus 637 指標 2 天前
I could’ve seen Ron “Metta World Peace” Artest doing it.
羅恩-“慈善世界和平”-阿泰斯特當年是有可能直接來這麼一出的。
[–]stayverymuchwoke[�] 152 指標 1 天前
Maybe not halftime but he definitely tried with 46 seconds left in the game
或許不是中場休息時吧，但他絕對會在離比賽結束還剩46秒時試一下子（奧本山宮殿鬥毆事件）。
[–]CelticsBrassTaxWax 92 指標 1 天前*
He was about to retire that fan from this plane of existence
阿泰當時差點就把那位球迷開除地球籍直接送他永遠退役了。
[–][PHI] Lou WilliamsMarcheesio 719 指標 2 天前
LeBron gets to 27/7/7 in his last game and retires right then and there.
勒布朗在最後一場比賽前腳拿到27+7+7後腳就直接退役。（以前從來沒拿過27+7+7)
[–][POR] Brandon Roybatangbronse 63 指標 1 天前
It is known.
欽定了。
[–]uploadrocket 149 指標 1 天前
LeBron in the middle of the second game of the year, after realizing who's on the Lakers roster
勒布朗下賽季第二場比賽打著打著就直接退役了，因為他突然意識到了湖人球員花名冊裡都是些什麼人物。
[–]Clippersfarazormal 89 指標 1 天前
[woj] The Lakers have traded Brandon Ingram to cavs for JR Smith
Woj：湖人將布蘭登-英格拉姆交易至騎士換來JR-史密斯。
[–]rebal123 381 指標 1 天前
If DRose re-injures himself he might just walk off right then and there. Dude has been through so much.
如果德里克-羅斯再次受傷，他或許會立即走出球場宣佈退役。他真的經歷了太多啊。
[–]arrrghzi 218 指標 1 天前
Crawl off
你是說爬出去嗎……
[–]Knicksanditcounts 61 指標 1 天前
Walks back to locker room, disappears without informing the team, just kind of retires by default.
尼克斯球迷：走回更衣室，不和球隊說一聲就直接消失。算是默認退役了。
[–][CHI] Derrick RoseRosesFromTheConcrete 51 指標 1 天前
Last thing Rose is a quitter..i doubt he would quit..he fights back after evey injury to play his heart out. He could have called it quits after his 3rd one..5 surgeries later and not anywhere near elite he still has passion to play for his fans and the game of basketball.
公牛球迷：羅斯根本就跟逃兵扯不上關係……我不認為他會放棄……每一次受傷過後他都會竭盡全力地戰鬥，繼續全力以赴地打球。他本可以在他第三次大傷之後就宣佈退役的……在那之後他接受了五次手術，也跟精英級別不沾邊了，但他始終帶著對籃球的熱愛，為他的球迷們、為他對籃球的熱愛繼續奔跑。
[–]Cavalierspornacct123456789 61 指標 1 天前
Larry sanders
騎士球迷：拉里-桑德斯。
[–]sammybwise53 103 指標 1 天前
Andrew Bynum in 3 months
三個月之內的安德魯-拜納姆。
[–]Trail BlazersIsMiseOzz 264 指標 2 天前
Nick Young would totally do it
楊少俠百分百能幹出來這種事。
[–]CelticsBrassTaxWax 77 指標 1 天前
Wrong, Nick Young has to fund his coke habit
才不會，尼克-楊的可X卡X因習慣非常燒錢啊，他可不能退役。
[–]Warriorsabothanspy 50 指標 1 天前
Habit? More like a lifestyle.
勇士球迷：習慣？更像是生活風格吧。
[–]Maverickschris497 134 指標 1 天前
Rajon Rondo. I'm not bitter or anything.
獨行俠球迷：拉簡-隆多。我不是記仇哈。
[–]Zenithmarathon 57 指標 1 天前
Dwight Howard is definitely announcing his retirement at the scores table after he gets a rebound
德懷特-霍華德肯定會拿下一個籃板之後在技術統計臺那兒直接宣佈退役。
[–][IND] Domantas SabonisIndyPoker979 207 指標 1 天前
Demarcus cousins
德馬庫斯-考辛斯。
[–][TOR] Jose CalderonDjov 87 指標 1 天前
Definitely Demarcus. The man is perpetually angry, one especially bad day could do it when his career's winding down
考辛斯百分百會這麼做。這哥們兒永遠處於憤怒狀態，當他的生涯風雨飄搖即將終結之時，哪天要是過得不爽了還真有可能直接撂挑子不幹。
[–]Netsfentyfits 826 指標 2 天前
JR SMITH
JR-史密斯。
[–][MIN] Terrell BrandonThorvaldsonMusic 380 指標 2 天前
On accident
而且還是意外退役。
[–]BucksInexorableWaffle 131 指標 1 天前
"I thought saying that I'm retiring meant I want a breather, coach! I swear!"
“我本來以為說退役的意思是想下場歇一會兒。教練我發誓啊！”
[–][TOR] Vince CarterWalterDwight 119 指標 1 天前
Thats unfair. He might not make the best ingame decisions but he seems like a good dude who has his teammates backs
這有點不太公平。他的場上決定或許不算好，但他看起來像是個支持隊友的好人。
[–][HOU] Chris PaulNuggetsbecrispy 62 指標 1 天前
This is the most levelheaded comment I've read here in a while
火箭球迷：上面這條評論大概是最近一段時間我在話題區見過最不吹不黑不偏不倚的回覆了。
[–]Lakersspahghetti 53 指標 1 天前
I'm disappointed with this maturity and respect.
湖人球迷：這麼成熟這麼尊重人幹什麼？我失望啦！
[–]CelticsMusicTravelWild 14 指標 1 天前
yes he is a dirty player who pushes people in the back when they drive to the hoop
凱爾特人球迷：是的，JR-史密斯就是一個骯髒的球員，他會在人們上籃的時候從背後推一把。
[–]LakersNot_Frank_Ocean 10 指標 1 天前
Didn’t he fake injuries while playing in China? And i think he’s gotten into a few car accidents while driving drunk?
湖人球迷：他在中國打球的時候是不是還詐傷來著？而且我記得他還因為醉駕釀成了幾起事故？
[–]BullsPippen_Aint_Easy 6 指標 1 天前
He killed his friend driving like an asshole. Fuck JR Smith, he's the biggest piece of shit in the league.
他曾瞎jb開車導致自己的朋友喪命。幹他良的JR-史密斯，他是這個聯盟裡最大的一坨翔。
[–]Jazzjwinskowski 99 指標 1 天前*
Not with these guaranteed contracts in a non-contact sport...
這大概不會在一個沒有身體接觸並充斥著保障合同的體育聯盟裡發生。
[–]Timberwolvesformerlycoochmuncher 92 指標 1 天前
I’m gonna take this super literally and answer truthfully. Nobody because basketball isn’t a sport that gives you permanent irreversible brain damage
我在這兒走心地說一句。NBA裡沒人會這樣做，因為籃球不是那種會給你帶來無法逆轉的永久性大腦損傷的運動。
[–]CelticsSpartanPride52 19 指標 1 天前
I don't really think Davis had an epiphany about his health in the second quarter. I think he always been a slightly weird player who has had a long above average career, and realized that the team he signed with isn't going back to the playoffs, but is instead setting off early warning signs of being historically bad.
我不覺得馮塔-戴維斯是在第二節那一瞬間想到了自己的健康水平岌岌可危才決定退役的。我認為他一直都是一個有點古怪的球員，而且他的職業生涯很長，水平也挺高。他意識到了球隊不僅不可能打回季後賽了，還有一點爛出歷史新高度的跡象。
And an NBA player might retire if they all of a sudden realized the team they were one was 45 wins worse than they thought.
同理，如果一名NBA球員突然意識到球隊要比預期少贏45場，那他也可能做出同樣的事情。
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