Which player would retire in the middle of a game?
哪名NBA球员会在比赛中途退役呢？
Vontae Davis, a cornerback in the NFL, retired in the middle of a game today. What NBA player would do the same?
I could see Dirk in the middle of a game just retiring after trying to keep up in a game.
冯塔-戴维斯是NFL的一名角卫，他今天在比赛中途直接退役了。哪名NBA球员也能做出相同的事呢？
我觉得德克有可能啊，在发现自己已经跟不上比赛节奏后，他可能会在比赛中途直接退役。
[–]PistonsBaymaximus 637 指標 2 天前
I could’ve seen Ron “Metta World Peace” Artest doing it.
罗恩-“慈善世界和平”-阿泰斯特当年是有可能直接来这么一出的。
[–]stayverymuchwoke[�] 152 指標 1 天前
Maybe not halftime but he definitely tried with 46 seconds left in the game
或许不是中场休息时吧，但他绝对会在离比赛结束还剩46秒时试一下子（奥本山宫殿斗殴事件）。
[–]CelticsBrassTaxWax 92 指標 1 天前*
He was about to retire that fan from this plane of existence
阿泰当时差点就把那位球迷开除地球籍直接送他永远退役了。
[–][PHI] Lou WilliamsMarcheesio 719 指標 2 天前
LeBron gets to 27/7/7 in his last game and retires right then and there.
勒布朗在最后一场比赛前脚拿到27+7+7后脚就直接退役。（以前从来没拿过27+7+7)
[–][POR] Brandon Roybatangbronse 63 指標 1 天前
It is known.
钦定了。
[–]uploadrocket 149 指標 1 天前
LeBron in the middle of the second game of the year, after realizing who's on the Lakers roster
勒布朗下赛季第二场比赛打着打着就直接退役了，因为他突然意识到了湖人球员花名册里都是些什么人物。
[–]Clippersfarazormal 89 指標 1 天前
[woj] The Lakers have traded Brandon Ingram to cavs for JR Smith
Woj：湖人将布兰登-英格拉姆交易至骑士换来JR-史密斯。
[–]rebal123 381 指標 1 天前
If DRose re-injures himself he might just walk off right then and there. Dude has been through so much.
如果德里克-罗斯再次受伤，他或许会立即走出球场宣布退役。他真的经历了太多啊。
[–]arrrghzi 218 指標 1 天前
Crawl off
你是说爬出去吗……
[–]Knicksanditcounts 61 指標 1 天前
Walks back to locker room, disappears without informing the team, just kind of retires by default.
尼克斯球迷：走回更衣室，不和球队说一声就直接消失。算是默认退役了。
[–][CHI] Derrick RoseRosesFromTheConcrete 51 指標 1 天前
Last thing Rose is a quitter..i doubt he would quit..he fights back after evey injury to play his heart out. He could have called it quits after his 3rd one..5 surgeries later and not anywhere near elite he still has passion to play for his fans and the game of basketball.
公牛球迷：罗斯根本就跟逃兵扯不上关系……我不认为他会放弃……每一次受伤过后他都会竭尽全力地战斗，继续全力以赴地打球。他本可以在他第三次大伤之后就宣布退役的……在那之后他接受了五次手术，也跟精英级别不沾边了，但他始终带着对篮球的热爱，为他的球迷们、为他对篮球的热爱继续奔跑。
[–]Cavalierspornacct123456789 61 指標 1 天前
Larry sanders
骑士球迷：拉里-桑德斯。
[–]sammybwise53 103 指標 1 天前
Andrew Bynum in 3 months
三个月之内的安德鲁-拜纳姆。
[–]Trail BlazersIsMiseOzz 264 指標 2 天前
Nick Young would totally do it
杨少侠百分百能干出来这种事。
[–]CelticsBrassTaxWax 77 指標 1 天前
Wrong, Nick Young has to fund his coke habit
才不会，尼克-杨的可X卡X因习惯非常烧钱啊，他可不能退役。
[–]Warriorsabothanspy 50 指標 1 天前
Habit? More like a lifestyle.
勇士球迷：习惯？更像是生活风格吧。
[–]Maverickschris497 134 指標 1 天前
Rajon Rondo. I'm not bitter or anything.
独行侠球迷：拉简-隆多。我不是记仇哈。
[–]Zenithmarathon 57 指標 1 天前
Dwight Howard is definitely announcing his retirement at the scores table after he gets a rebound
德怀特-霍华德肯定会拿下一个篮板之后在技术统计台那儿直接宣布退役。
[–][IND] Domantas SabonisIndyPoker979 207 指標 1 天前
Demarcus cousins
德马库斯-考辛斯。
[–][TOR] Jose CalderonDjov 87 指標 1 天前
Definitely Demarcus. The man is perpetually angry, one especially bad day could do it when his career's winding down
考辛斯百分百会这么做。这哥们儿永远处于愤怒状态，当他的生涯风雨飘摇即将终结之时，哪天要是过得不爽了还真有可能直接撂挑子不干。
[–]Netsfentyfits 826 指標 2 天前
JR SMITH
JR-史密斯。
[–][MIN] Terrell BrandonThorvaldsonMusic 380 指標 2 天前
On accident
而且还是意外退役。
[–]BucksInexorableWaffle 131 指標 1 天前
"I thought saying that I'm retiring meant I want a breather, coach! I swear!"
“我本来以为说退役的意思是想下场歇一会儿。教练我发誓啊！”
[–][TOR] Vince CarterWalterDwight 119 指標 1 天前
Thats unfair. He might not make the best ingame decisions but he seems like a good dude who has his teammates backs
这有点不太公平。他的场上决定或许不算好，但他看起来像是个支持队友的好人。
[–][HOU] Chris PaulNuggetsbecrispy 62 指標 1 天前
This is the most levelheaded comment I've read here in a while
火箭球迷：上面这条评论大概是最近一段时间我在话题区见过最不吹不黑不偏不倚的回复了。
[–]Lakersspahghetti 53 指標 1 天前
I'm disappointed with this maturity and respect.
湖人球迷：这么成熟这么尊重人干什么？我失望啦！
[–]CelticsMusicTravelWild 14 指標 1 天前
yes he is a dirty player who pushes people in the back when they drive to the hoop
凯尔特人球迷：是的，JR-史密斯就是一个肮脏的球员，他会在人们上篮的时候从背后推一把。
[–]LakersNot_Frank_Ocean 10 指標 1 天前
Didn’t he fake injuries while playing in China? And i think he’s gotten into a few car accidents while driving drunk?
湖人球迷：他在中国打球的时候是不是还诈伤来着？而且我记得他还因为醉驾酿成了几起事故？
[–]BullsPippen_Aint_Easy 6 指標 1 天前
He killed his friend driving like an asshole. Fuck JR Smith, he's the biggest piece of shit in the league.
他曾瞎jb开车导致自己的朋友丧命。干他良的JR-史密斯，他是这个联盟里最大的一坨翔。
[–]Jazzjwinskowski 99 指標 1 天前*
Not with these guaranteed contracts in a non-contact sport...
这大概不会在一个没有身体接触并充斥着保障合同的体育联盟里发生。
[–]Timberwolvesformerlycoochmuncher 92 指標 1 天前
I’m gonna take this super literally and answer truthfully. Nobody because basketball isn’t a sport that gives you permanent irreversible brain damage
我在这儿走心地说一句。NBA里没人会这样做，因为篮球不是那种会给你带来无法逆转的永久性大脑损伤的运动。
[–]CelticsSpartanPride52 19 指標 1 天前
I don't really think Davis had an epiphany about his health in the second quarter. I think he always been a slightly weird player who has had a long above average career, and realized that the team he signed with isn't going back to the playoffs, but is instead setting off early warning signs of being historically bad.
我不觉得冯塔-戴维斯是在第二节那一瞬间想到了自己的健康水平岌岌可危才决定退役的。我认为他一直都是一个有点古怪的球员，而且他的职业生涯很长，水平也挺高。他意识到了球队不仅不可能打回季后赛了，还有一点烂出历史新高度的迹象。
And an NBA player might retire if they all of a sudden realized the team they were one was 45 wins worse than they thought.
同理，如果一名NBA球员突然意识到球队要比预期少赢45场，那他也可能做出同样的事情。
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