Dwight vs. Shaq beef is back
霍華德和奧尼爾又開始互懟啦。
霍華德：如果你想的話，咱們可以來場吐槽對決，我已經為你準備好了十顆上膛子彈。
奧尼爾回覆：小不點一邊玩去，我只和冠軍對決。你不在這個級別，你是屬於巴克利那個檔次的。還是把注意力放在拿到戒指上吧兄弟。
[–][POR] Damian Lillardkikisnail 5882 指標 23小時前
Why they always gotta bring Barkley into this
為啥他們總是要扯上巴克利呀？
[–]simmonsfultzembiid 2950 指標 23小時前
Imagine a world where Charles was active on social media. Shit would be hilarious af
要是巴克利愛玩社交媒體，那簡直得樂死個人啊。
[–]NuggetsEricStoltz-MaskMorty 2629 指標 23小時前
Chuck too real for social media. He killed the Suns nachos, he killed San Antonio women, he kills Shaq regularly, and he killed MJ on Oprah. Chuck the NBA roastmaster.
巴克利太real，社交媒體配不上他。他終結了太陽隊烤玉米片[譯註1]，終結了聖安東尼奧女人[譯註2]，經常終結奧尼爾，還在奧普拉秀上終結過喬丹[譯註3]。巴爵爺就是NBA吐槽大師。
[譯註1]前年，巴克利曾經瘋狂吐槽太陽，說他們的爆米花沒味兒、烤玉米片難吃、座位賊贓、停車場全是位子因為根本沒人去看。
[譯註2]巴克利經常吐槽聖安東尼奧的女人肥胖，並表示維多利亞在那裡確實是個秘密，因為她們根本穿不上那些性感內衣。
[譯註3]巴克利曾與喬丹共同做客奧普拉秀，而在那期節目上，巴克利曾表示喬丹要是水管工的話根本沒人會覺得他帥，他還表示喬丹很摳門。
[–]RaptorsGo_Habs_Go31 174 指標 20小時前*
The Jordan laughing GIF comes from his appearance on Oprah when different models were walking down the runway wearing Air Jordan's new signature line and Chuck unexpectedly walked out at the end totally surprising MJ.
喬丹大笑的GIF就來自那次奧普拉秀。當時各路模特們穿著AJ的新款簽名系列在T臺走秀，然後巴克利出人意料地在最後突然出現，完全驚到了喬丹。
[–]tokythebandit 108 指標 20小時前
“What about the parking, Chuck?”
“Oh, there’s plenty of parking in Phoenix!”
哈哈哈太陽那個“老巴啊，太陽球館外的停車場咋樣啊？”
“你可甭提了，菲尼克斯停車位簡直富裕了去了。”
[–][LAL] Kobe BryantNY-Kobe-6God 851 指標 22小時前
He does it so legit too lmaoo.
而且巴克利還總是一本正經的吐槽終結對手啊哈哈。
[–]Trail Blazersjtl012 754 指標 20小時前
Shaq's only comeback is rings
奧尼爾的唯一回擊方法就是拿戒指出來說事。
[–]NBAMig1997 543 指標 20小時前
rengs Ern-eh
戒指！老子有戒指！厄尼（TNT主持人）看到沒？
[–]NBAzxc123zxc123 287 指標 19小時前
Enraged Shaq:
"GOOGLE ME!!! CHUCK. GOOGLE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Chuck:
"What's a google?"
憤怒的奧尼爾：
“去谷歌我！！！巴克利，谷歌我！！！！！！！！”
巴克利：
“谷歌是啥？”
Shaq walks off set leaving a trail of salt to get his RINGS.
奧尼爾直接離開錄製現場去拿自己的戒指，留下了一路酸水。
[–]MagicBenjaminbuttcrack 2232 指標 23小時前
Hey look it's both of our franchise centers that left for LA.
魔術球迷：快看啊，這是我魔那兩個跑路去了洛杉磯的基石中鋒啊！
[–][TOR] Sonny Weemswikiman2001 509 指標 22小時前
Careful with Mo
要看好班巴哦。
[–][POR] Patty Millsshickard 203 指標 21小時前
He'll be the first to leave for the Nets
班巴會是第一個前往籃網的魔術基石中鋒。
[–]Lakerserizzluh 79 指標 20小時前
it's okay bud, they left us too.
湖人球迷：沒關係啦兄弟，奧尼爾和霍華德最後也離開了我們。
[–]Magicwassup-dawg 110 指標 20小時前
Yeah but Shaq gave you championships
魔術球迷：是啊，但是奧尼爾給你們帶來了好幾個冠軍。
[–]Lakerserizzluh 224 指標 19小時前
hey let's not get caught up in the details. what's important is that we're both victims.
湖人球迷：哎呀咱就別糾結細節啦，重點是咱們都是被傷到的人。
[–]RaptorsMvcraptor11 1501 指標 23小時前
Shaq is why kd is on the warriors
It all makes sense now.
奧尼爾就是杜蘭特去勇士的原因。
一切都說得通了。
[–]datway_ 491 指標 22小時前
Funny thing is Shaq went at KD too for being ringless when he first joined the Warriors.
有趣的是，在杜蘭特剛加入勇士的時候，奧尼爾也因為杜蘭特沒有戒指懟過他。
[–]tells-many-lies 291 指標 21小時前
Tf did he think KD joined the Warriors for?
臥槽？要不奧尼爾以為杜蘭特為啥加入勇士啊？
[–]ThunderDLottchula 158 指標 20小時前
He ain't come to play school
雷霆球迷：大粗人文化水平不高，海涵海涵。
[–]HornetsRobbingtheHood 123 指標 20小時前
It's such a lame reply by Shaq even without the KD ordeal. Like it's just an arbitrary bullshit excluding parameter that's weak af.
It'd be like if someone said something to Dwight and Dwight came back with "I only battle DPOY"...
就算沒有杜蘭特的事兒，奧尼爾搬戒指出來也是一點意思都沒有。就是完全不顧實際情況隨便搬出來的一個吐槽，完全沒力道嘛。
舉個例子吧，好比某人跟霍華德說了點什麼，然後霍華德只回一句“我只和最佳防守球員對決”……
[–]CelticsCJMustard 1895 指標 23小時前
With how much rings matter to Shaq, you just know Kobe's "I got one more than Shaq" comment ate away at his soul. I remember they asked him about it on media day when he was with the C's and he said some bullshit like "I don't compete with guards. If Tim Duncan said that it would piss me off". And then a few years later Duncan got one more than Shaq too lol.
凱爾特人球迷：考慮到戒指對奧尼爾來說這麼重要，科比那句“我比奧尼爾多一枚戒指”的言論肯定把奧尼爾傷的不輕啊。我記得他們曾經在媒體日上問過奧尼爾這件事，那會兒奧尼爾還為我凱效力呢。然後奧尼爾的回答就很jb扯淡，大概意思是“我不和後衛比。如果是鄧肯說了這些話才會讓我生氣”。然後過了幾年，鄧肯也比奧尼爾多了一枚戒指哈哈哈。
[–]RaptorsMvcraptor11 769 指標 23小時前
And now recently in the past few years he's said he doesn't consider Tim Duncan a big man.
而且就在過去幾年裡，奧尼爾曾表示自己不把鄧肯看作大個子。
[–]Timberwolves127crazie[] 292 指標 21小時前
Yeah Duncan's always been more of a SG or SF anyways
森林狼球迷：嗯對啊對啊，反正鄧肯一直都更像是得分後衛或者小前鋒。
[–]Lakerslebbe 104 指標 20小時前
*PG
湖人球迷：應當是控球后衛。
[–]Celticsxenodochial 144 指標 23小時前
凱爾特人球迷：視頻鏈接：在2017年的NBA頒獎典禮上，拉塞爾向獲獎的奧尼爾等人表示“我會踢你們的屁股”>>
[–]Spursfastheadcrab 168 指標 21小時前
Shaq is so sensitive. Really great whenever Charles hits back and takes his huge ego down a notch. Can dish it but can't take it.
奧尼爾太敏感了。所以每次巴克利懟回來並讓奧尼爾的自負心邊兒涼快涼快的時候我都感覺特別爽。奧尼爾能開別人的玩笑但自己卻開不起玩笑。
[–]Hornetsblue-dream 122 指標 20小時前
It’s pretty apparent now that Shaq thinks himself the greatest of all time*.
** not counting Bill Russel because he was in a different era.
***and not counting MJ because he’s a guard.
現在很顯然的事實是奧尼爾覺得自己是史上最佳。
他不算拉塞爾，因為拉塞爾屬於不同時代的球員。
而且他也不算喬丹，因為喬丹是個後衛。
[–]NuggetsBobjumpA 95 指標 20小時前
****And he would have been better than them if he wanted to
而且奧尼爾覺得，自己當年要是努努力就會比這倆人都厲害。
[–]Celticsdeadfeesh 226 指標 23小時前
aw shit you done gone and made dwight go to the warriors
凱爾特人球迷：奧尼爾是想把霍華德也逼去勇士啊。
[–][LAL] Vern MikkelsenEatMyShittyAsshole 198 指標 23小時前
Shaq: Zaza Pachulia and JaVale McGee are lightyears better than Dwight Howard
奧尼爾：帕楚里亞和麥基領先霍華德數光年。
[–]BoosaTheSweet 553 指標 22小時前
Dwight missed a golden chance to trigger Shaq. He could’ve said “Kobe was too tired when I got to LA from carrying your fat ass three times to the finals”. Straight from the Barkley playbook
霍華德錯過了一個可以讓奧尼爾氣炸的最佳機會。他本可以說：“因為科比連續三年扛著你個肥b進總決賽，所以等我到洛杉磯的時候他已經累壞了。”直接採取巴克利的戰術就完事了。
[–][SAS] Patty Millsrd3287 214 指標 20小時前
Yes. When Barkley hit him with that "carrying yo fat ass" I lost it
馬刺球迷：是啊。當巴克利祭出“扛著你個肥B”那句吐槽的時候，我徹底笑噴了。
[–][POR] Wesley MatthewsAdrianMojnarowski 100 指標 23小時前
What are in his chamber? Kids?
霍華德的槍膛裡是啥？兩億精兵嗎？
[–][POR] Brandon Roybatangbronse 101 指標 23小時前
one thing for sure, he doesn't shoot blanks
有一點可以確認，霍華德從來不放空炮。
[–][WAS] Gheorghe Muresankubideh_fuckdwight 96 指標 23小時前
we’re starting the season 0-1 cool
奇才球迷：賽季還沒開始我們就0-1落後，厲害啊。
[–][LAL] Julius RandleEmNightShyamalan 275 指標 23小時前
Let's analyze this to see what exactly triggered Shaq here
湖人球迷：咱們分析一下，霍華德這番話到底哪裡刺激到了奧尼爾？
[–]DwyaneTheCockJohnson 350 指標 23小時前
His fragile ego
玻璃心唄。
[–]CavaliersKgb725 95 指標 20小時前
Why does this sub never think Shaq is joking ?
騎士球迷：為啥話題區從來都不覺得奧尼爾是在開玩笑呢？
[–]BulletsRyanLeafgOaT8 88 指標 20小時前
Because this sub is a bunch of fucking idiots
因為大家都是一群傻X呀。
[–]MagicSchleprok 84 指標 18小時前
Or... because he isn’t joking? We’ve seen Shaq make these types of jokes to Barkley, then get way too serious when Barkely snaps back. What makes you think he’s joking when he talks about rings?
魔術球迷：或者……因為奧尼爾確實不是在開玩笑吧？咱們見過奧尼爾和巴克利開類似的玩笑，可是當巴克利回懟的時候他又當真了。這可是奧尼爾在討論戒指，你是如何覺得他是在開玩笑呢？
[–][SAS] Avery JohnsonRecycledCan 361 指標 23小時前
Shaq has one insult and that's all he uses. Dwight would destroy him
奧尼爾就會一個侮辱的話，別的啥也不會（冠軍戒指）。要是來吐槽對決，霍華德穩贏。
[–][OKC] Russell Westbrooktayroarsmash 695 指標 23小時前
He has other insults, you just don’t have enough rings to have heard them.
他還有別的呢，你就是因為戒指不夠多所以不知道。
[–]NuggetsEricStoltz-MaskMorty 153 指標 23小時前
"Tell me how my ass taste..."
（當年隔空diss科比）“告訴我，我的屁股嚐起來怎麼樣……”
[–]Warriorskris_takahashi 91 指標 23小時前
He's got two actually, "Ringz erneh" and variations of "Your mom."
勇士球迷：：事實上奧尼爾有兩點能拿來吐槽：“戒指戒指”和各種各樣的“你媽”。
[–]Warriorsjaqueass 74 指標 22小時前
Dwight does know a lot of moms.
勇士球迷：霍華德確實是認識不少媽媽。
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