MSI小組賽第二天戰局風雲突變，KZ遭遇滑鐵盧，Fnatic贏下KZ後，“舉國歡慶”冠軍什麼的都不重要了，重要的是liquid四連跪，歐洲小Faker Cap歡樂搶五殺！玩的很嗨！下面我們來看看吃瓜老外們的騷話環節：
KZ vs Fnatic
KHAN OVERRATED
LCK OUTDATED
LONG HAVE WE WAITED
FNATIC ACTIVATED
——Khan被高估
LCK過時了（這波毒奶怕是要人命啊）
我們等了這麼多年
Fnatic終於做到了
——讓韓國人瘋狂，讓北美酸死，哎呀不好意思，我們又做到了!
Rekkles is the best ADC in EU LCS? But he's not even the best adc on his team.
——Rekkles是歐洲LCS最好的ADC麼?但是他連他們隊伍最好的ADC都不是。
Khan getting bodied by Bwipo, truly the dankest timeline.
——Khan被Bwipo吊著打，這真是最神奇的時間線。
Huh, week 2 came early this year
——哈，今年的第二週來得早了些。
(世界賽上歐洲隊伍通常第一週表現很差，第二週表現很好，北美則恰好相反)
A few weeks ago I met Bwipo in Soloq
I asked him: "Are you ready to shit on Khan?"
He replied: "Not yet, but in 2 weeks I will be" and proceeded to hardint that game on Irelia
Now here we are
Bless you Bwipo
——幾周之前我在單排的時候遇到了Bwipo的刀妹，問他準備好打敗Khan了沒，Bwipo說暫時還沒，但是兩個星期內會做到的。恭喜你做到了。
That looked like Teenage Faker at least.
——Caps看上去終於有點像青年Faker了。
(Caps在歐洲一直被叫Baby Faker)
Khan: I give myself 3/10
Bwipo: I agree.
——Khan:我給我自己打3分。
Bwipo：我覺得也是。
LOSE 2 GAMES TO GIVE KOREA FALSE HOPE LUL, nothing to see here
——別看了，常規操作。不過是輸掉兩場比賽給韓國點虛假的希望罷了。
TL vs FW
——被打斷腿的TL來了。
TL won NA LCS based on macro, let that sink in
Imagine the other NA team's macro level ...
——TL靠著大局觀贏下了北美LCS冠軍。想想其他北美隊伍的大局觀是什麼樣子吧......
Being a fan of NA has got to be considered masochism at this point
——這會兒當北美粉絲怕不是會被認為是受虐狂。
It's a TSM PR strategy. Throw to Team Liquid in the finals so they don't get embarrassed on the international stage. Come back to win Summer NALCS 2018 and be the underdog powerhouse at Worlds.
——這是TSM的公關策略。在決賽中輸給TL，這樣他們就不會因為在國際舞臺上的表現被責怪。然後夏季賽捲土重來贏下北美LCS冠軍，成為世界賽上的黑馬。
I think tsm forgot to make it to finals this time rip plan
——計劃不錯，但是TSM連決賽都沒進。
It's pathetic that NA gets so many investments. They could probably buy the entire Korea and still manage to be dead last.
——這真是太慘了，北美拿到了這麼多的投資，他們也許能買下整個韓國，但是還是死的這麼難看。
First time Yasuo btw
——第一次玩亞索謝謝。
Pob = ally Yasuo, Caps = enemy Yasuo
——Pob=我方亞索 Caps=敵方亞索
@Pobelter
2016-05-04 13:16 +00:00
Death is like the wind; always by my side.
——Pob16年的推特：死亡如風，常伴吾身。
death indeed was by his side
——死亡確實常伴他身。
RNG vs EVOS
sure but can they do a 1000 pushups?
——好吧，但是他們能做1000個俯臥撐麼?
Yes, just give them a 1000 days to do them.
——能啊，給他們1000天去做就行了。
WTF was that rift herald
——這個峽谷先鋒什麼鬼?
mlxg need to do something stupid so that he got benched and karsa will have to fight fw
——MLXG需要做點蠢事，這樣他就會去坐板凳，讓Karsa上來打FW。
Just a reminder, NA lost to this.
——就提醒一下，北美輸給了這樣的越南。
EVOS vs LZ
Khan to team: I bet if I hard int in first game you can't carry me, but if you guys do it I can ez pz
Team: Deal
——Khan：我賭如果我第一把打得很差，你們帶不動我，但是如果你們打得差，我能很輕鬆地帶你們贏。
其他隊員：成交。
This wasn't a game, this was a full blown tentacle hentai.
——這不是一場比賽，這簡直就是個觸手本子。
Hat off to EVOS, i knew they gonna lose but they put on a show, not just wait till the unevitable.
——向EVOS致意，我知道他們會輸，但是他們在努力去贏，而不是等死。
Last time i saw 5 people fucked by tentacles, it wasnt on league.
——上一次我看到5個人被觸手蹂躪，可不是在LOL裡。
when koreans are in a pinch they will get the triple infernal rng
——當韓國隊被刺激了之後，他們就會拿到三火龍。
And also a pre 20 minute flame horizon top lane.
——還有個20分鐘前就達到flame horizon的上單。(壓刀超過一百)
RNG vs FW
Taiwan no longer a major region btw :^)
——順帶提醒一句，臺灣現在已經不是主賽區了。
If Taiwan performs in Worlds, maybe NA will get back to Play-in Knockout of MSI
——如果臺灣在S賽表現好點，估計北美就要去打MSI的選拔賽了。
Diamondprox was wrong after all, Gambit isnt top 4 in EU LCS, they would be top 4 in world
——Diamondprox說錯了，Gambit不是歐洲前四，他們可以是世界前四的。
LetMeInt
MLXD
Xiaowho?
Karsa left for this
——Karsa就是為這個走的?
MLXD threw his jungle harder than Olaf throws his axes.
——MLXD送的比奧拉夫扔出去的斧子都多。
TL vs Fnatic
TL might actually repeat the 0-10 meme entirely on their own lmfao
——TL怕是要憑一己之力完成0-10的梗的。
And they say NA aren't legends.
——就那他們還說北美沒有傳奇。
Trust me, if they actually go 0-10 this legend will never die.
——相信我，如果他們真的0-10了，這個傳奇會永遠傳頌下去的。
U thought G2-8 was bad, wait till you see real 0-10
——你們以為G2-8就夠糟了麼?讓你們見識下真正的0-10.
Pobelter did poorly on Yasuo because he blind picked it. You can't blind pick Yasuo.
Caps: Hold my beer.
——Pob亞索打得這麼差是因為他先選的，你怎麼能先選亞索呢。
Caps:是麼?
Man gets his parenting rights terminated after calling his son "NA"
——叫自己兒子“NA”，當爸的都可以都剝奪監護權了。
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